Weirdest Conversation?

[Nukey]

this happened a few month's ago over xbox live.

Spoiler: disturbing conversation

"yo, Justin why did they change the pistol in halo so much" -me
"no idea" -Justin
"i don't know" -Cameron
"cam! did you do your homework?" -Cameron mom could be heard over the mic
"Yes i did you *****" -cam
"hey cam could you put your mom on the mic" -me
"sure, MOM THE STRANGE PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET WANT TO TALK TO YOU!" -cam
"hello?" -cam's mom
"hi, your Cameron's mom?" -Justin
"yes i am" - cam's mom
"are you a milf?" -me
"yes...." -cam's mom
"okay what did you a hole's ask?" -cam (back on the mic)
"Ray asked if your mom was a milf" -Justin
"Dude, DUDE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" -cam
"whats wrong with your mom? she's the one who answered yes" -me

 

[CouchCommando]

argued with a guy I was actually agreeing with for half an hour, drunk dumbass.

 

[Yoshemo]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

Your friend had sex with his sister!!!!!!!!
Thats nasty. Whats wrong with him?

He has an incest fetish and thinks shes hot

 

[Wildrow12]

I once discussed what colors tasted like with stoned Frenchman, a drunk Spaniard, and a stoned American, while I myself was sober.

You know, it was one of those rare occasions where I REALLY wish that I was hammered, just so that I didn't have to remember the sheer nonsense which arose from that chat.

 

[Insanum]

I challenge you to have a conversation with me that isn't weird.

Like for example did you know I'm sexually attracted to catfish on fire?

Now you know.

I am terrified of geese, But only when they fly & Honk. Im also slightly allergic to sheep. Trust me, You've got nothing on some of my conversations.

OT: "What do you think the sky tastes like?" <-- Whilst completely sober.

 

[ae86gamer]

I had a two hour conversation with my friend Jiffy (That's his nickname, his really name is Jeffery) on why piercing his butt cheeks was a bad idea.

It was weird and very funny.

 

[AWC Viper]

my life.

 

[badgersprite]

My friends and I tried to figure out whether or not lesbian vampires would enjoy the taste of menstrual blood. Apparently, they thought I would be an expert on this. I don't think we ever reached a definitive consensus.

 

[Insanum]

Since blue is a flavor, and the sky is blue, one could surmise that the sky tastes like blue.

...wait--*mind blown*

I think it could taste minty.

 

[Newmera]

In middle school me and my very straightedge, virgin friends were talking about our favorite flavors of condoms as a joke, and our youngest friends came over in the middle of a sentence and got very confused. Ahaha, good times...

 

[Piotr621]

A conversation with a teacher during sport...
T(eacher)- "Are zebras and tables the same thing?"
M(e)- "What makes you think that?"
T- "Well, they both have four legs, and you can put things on them."
M- "Well then, sure why not?"
T- "AH-HA, but the purposes of the objects are different! The purpose of the table is to have things put on it!"
M- "What's the purpose of the zebra?"
T- "To be a zebra!"
M- "Ah-ha"
*silence*

 

[ALKATRAZACAZ]

I had one with a friend who said that chetas drop dead after they miss their pray 3 times at high speed, and then spent 1 hour debating that.

 

[Hookman]

Yesterday(Which was a Monday) I was in a science class when a girl asked the teacher:
"Do we have homework today?"
Teacher-Yes,we have homework every Monday
Girl-Oh good thing its not Monday.
At first,I thought she was joking but when the teacher handed the homework out,the girl then went into a ten minute rant about how it wasnt Monday and she shouldnt get homework...I was confused.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I pride myself on how quickly I can turn a conversation awkward/disturbing/confusing.
It's my way of saying "I don't really want to talk with anyone, but I'm not rude enough to tell you to fuck off."

Of course, there are times when I just talk about weird stuff because I feel like it. But nobody would ever be able to tell the difference.
Yeah. I'm a special kind of antisocial jerk.
Even I can't tell if I'm being awkward on purpose or not.

 

[blackfrancis567]

drunken conversation between me an a few mates we thought that whales were gonna fap to create huge waves and kill us all

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

i have a friend, he often came out with statements that caused a lot of "WTF!?!?"
he once declared that if he had a sister, A SISTER, that looked like Rachel Stevens he would do her. He's also at one time said "that chimp is a pretty sexy monkey".

 

[Chechosaurus]

One of the weirdest ones I can remember was when I was sitting in a tent with a total stranger at some festival whilst debating why Bachelors Super Noodles are called Bachelors. We came to the conclusion that they are eaten primarily by lonely men and that they don't fill you up. This means that a bachelor might cook some before he goes out on the pull, they don't fill him up and so he cooks some more. This continues until the small hours of the morning. In the end, we decided that they should be called Lonely Bastard Noodles because if you're single you'll spend all of your time cooking them instead of meeting women.

We then started talking about why chicken doesn't have a name for when it's cooked. Cow = Beef. Chicken = Chicken?

EDIT: Another good one I had was with a friend of mine. I was talking about a clairvoyant homosexual t-rex and he was talking about refugees on hoverbikes. That went on for a good half an hour before either of us noticed what was happening.

 

[Lukeje]

We then started talking about why chicken doesn't have a name for when it's cooked. Cow = Beef. Chicken = Chicken?

Chicken => Roast chicken.