Weirdest/Most Horrible Ways You've Been Woken Up.

[electric_warrior]

I was woken up by a feeling of extreme nausea on my friend's sofa after a party. I then realised that I was butt naked and covered only by a sleeping bag, which was a problem because my friend's family were in the kitchen and I would have to go past them to get to the toilet, so I had to put some clothes. I started before I could get decent enough, so caught three loads in my mouth, but the fourth made it overflow and as I was running to the toilet, sick started slowly dribbling out of my nose.

That was the worst way to wake up ever

 

[MordinSolus]

My mom was shaking me, asking if I heard anything. I had no idea what she was talking about. Later, I found out someone was in our house and my brother drove him off by screaming and waving a baseball bat.

 

[Kakujin]

Well, once on a team trip I was woken on the bus by someone shoving a cheezedoodle up my nose....

 

[deathninja]

5 o'clock knock.

I hadn't done anything, warrant was for someone who'd moved out about 7 months previous.

 

[shadyh8er]

My older brother once placed his butt one centimeter away from my face and farted. Luckily it didn't stink, but I still felt unclean afterwards.

 

[PureIrony]

My dog jumped on me and threw up all over my bed.

It wasn't a good morning.

 

[Vidiot]

My worst wake-up was similar to one above. I dreamed that I was some kind of primitive human, running house to house trying to find warmth and shelter during the winter. When the people found me, I was tortured to death by a redneck and his trigger-happy son. I hate feeling pain in dreams.

I woke up in a cold sweat, still thinking like an animal. I was sweating and shaking for a good hour or so before I returned to normal and the adrenaline wore off.

 

[alandavidson]

My sister put a rotten banana peel on my face when I was a kid. That was the worst.

 

[mr_major]

My roommate, drunk, laying on top of me because he had just broken up with his girlfriend. To make things better he doesn't remember it although I haven't let him forget it in the three years since, ah college.

 

[Triscut900]

Army music and 20 pushups before being given a womens nightgown and forced to start running.....yaay theatre

 

[Bloedhoest]

Lying in my own faeces.

Yay, stomach flu.

 

[synobal]

A cat shit in my bed and i woke up by rolling into it.

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

I was hit by a head by a large hard cover novel. It hurt.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

A large poster of Ezio falling off the wall and onto my head at 4am. It was the thick, plastic-y kind of poster too, a lot heavier and stiffer than regular paper.

Damn you blu-tack...

arial assssination?

OT: i woke up hearing water and banging noises so i rolled over still with eyes closed facing the window. when i opened my eyes i saw the japanese guy cleaning the hotel windows and as i jumped back screaming i fell off of my bed and onto the floor. I had to sit there and wait behind the bed for him to move on because i dont wear pyjamas...

 

[tomtom94]

Waking up with cramp is a bad way to wake up; especially as having been jerked awake like that it's hard to drop off again quickly.

Happened a couple of times, hope it doesn't again...

 

[Tyynn_Kaann]

One morning I was dreaming that my High School was performing "The Coffee Cantata" By Bach. The lead singer was played by a professional opera singer dressed up in a coffee, and the chorus was dressed up in mugs. She was singing in German, but despite this I could understand her completely.

the really weird thing though, was that when I woke up it was just in time to hear the radio announcer for the classical station say "And that was Bach's "Coffee Cantata." When I looked it up, it was a real piece, actually written by Bach a little after the discovery of Coffee. The bits that I had translated in my dream were absolutely spot on.

 

[crunchieman]

Having vodka trickling down my throat.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

my friend decided i'd slept long enough, so she walked in to my room and put her finger up my nose... Thanks for that.

 

[AngloDoom]

My friend woke up moments before he fell on and broke his arm, as a result of somehow rolling off the top of his bunk-bed.

This in turn, gave me the most horrible way to wake up: a loud 'thud' followed by screaming. I dare say it wasn't as bad as it was for him.

 

[I Max95]

i woke up on the toilet
i was just sitting on the toilet as if everything was normal

i didnt fall alseep there i remember going to bed, and i dont usually sleep walk