Weirdest Place to Fall Asleep

[KimberlyGoreHound]

I once fell asleep, then woke up at the bottom of the stairs, chewing on the banister. My brother heard me fall down the stairs, went to investigate, and saw me snoozing and munching on the banister. We were both incredibly confused.

I went to sleep on the porch of someone I've never met. They had an extra long porch instead of just steps three feet wide, so I decided to crash there. They left me be.

 

[superbatranger]

I was at a friend's house playing Half Life 2 at 3 am. Next thing I know it's almost 1 pm and I'm waking up under his pool table.

 

[SimuLord]

I fell asleep during sex once. In my defense I hadn't slept in two whole days...and she was on top.

 

[ENKC]

There was a guy here in my city who slept in a tree for 109 days to prevent the council from chopping it down. They finally had to get ONE DOZEN police officers and a fence before they could introduce it to Mr Chainsaw.

 

[Chancie]

Well, it wasn't an accident but I fell asleep in my bathroom. xD

My friends were staying the night and my dog kept sniffing their faces and bothering them. I got sick of them yelling at her (I love my dog a lot, ok?) so I left the room, took her with me, and slept in my bathroom so they'd finally shut up and stop screaming at her.

 

[Instant K4rma]

I once fell asleep during a movie in the theater. I forget what it was, but it didn't hold my interest. I woke up half way through another showing of it. I had assumed I had dozed off for maybe 20 minutes, so I decided to finish the film. I walked out and noticed that it was 8:30 at night, and that I had gone to a 3:00 showing. That was a bit of a surprise to say the least.

Wow... And nobody in the theatre noticed you were still there that whole time?

Apparently not. either that or they didn't care. Most of the time the employees don't clean until closing time, and I went alone, so no one was there to wake me up.

 

[DazZ.]

Woke up in a few bushes before, but I'm almost proud to say I usually make it home.

It's just waking up and not knowing what the hell happened last night, I've done it so much I just go "oh it's one of those mornings" and shrug it off. (I have terrible drunken memory, I only need to be tipsy for me to be blank, it's shit)

My friend woke up drunk underwater after falling down a hill, but that's his story.

 

[a something3]

I fell asleep in a cabin and woke up on the dock a couple hundred yards away with a flashlight shining in my eyes and some dude saying I was going to get it if I didn't get off...
the sound of water was definably soothing though.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I fell asleep during sex once. In my defense I hadn't slept in two whole days...and she was on top.

I hope that you didn't say that "She was on top part".

 

[SimuLord]

I fell asleep during sex once. In my defense I hadn't slept in two whole days...and she was on top.

I hope that you didn't say that "She was on top part".

Not sure I follow what you're saying.

 

[Folsense]

I once fell standing up during middle school. Needless to say, I can stay awake a lot longer now. Once second I was in the living room watch a couple friends play a game, the next it was morning and I had nothing to greet me but a hardwood floor.

 

[Capachinola]

I fell asleep in the ladder truck at the fire station my dad works at.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I fell Asleep on the Lawn once,wasn't wasted or anything,just too tired to walk inside.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Probably the weirdest place I fell asleep was at the movies (for the record, it was U571)

 

[sky14kemea]

I once fell asleep on the toilet at home, at like 3am xD my mum had to put me back in bed, so I actually have no memory of that :0 She told me about it.

Also I sometimes fall asleep leaning in the corner of my room, since I sit on my bed with the laptop and my bed is right in the corner. Sometimes I end up leaning further and further back till I'm asleep xD

Also I once fell asleep in a dog basket >_> That was weird.

Oh! and I've fallen asleep curled up underneath a desk.

And btw... I don't drink alcohol... At all

 

[Billion Backs]

I slept during various classes in school, in a library - both school and public kind... I've slept on a bus and on my own floor, too.

The latter was when I attempted to live a spartan life. Hahah. It was pretty cool.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

I thought of this after I suddenly woke from being the bathroom at school one day.
Now here's the story on that, I went into the bathroom to go poo last period, ended up falling asleep and woke up many hours later, (my parents thought I was at a play rehearsal. I stuck to that story) locked into the school.

basically that, and many variations of that.

and Ive fallen asleep in the middle of a school presentation.
it would have been funnier if I wasnt standing up on the assemble stage, which is 4 feet off of the ground.

 

[Jark212]

While standing, in a blizzard, in the Boundary Waters of Minnesota...

True story...