Weirdest Place to Fall Asleep

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I fall asleep on the floor all the time. It actually is pretty comfy.
 

Doctor What

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Leaning on a pole while riding the Paris RER. After a 14 hour flight and seven hours of walking around Paris.
 

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ENKC said:
There was a guy here in my city who slept in a tree for 109 days to prevent the council from chopping it down. They finally had to get ONE DOZEN police officers and a fence before they could introduce it to Mr Chainsaw.
You're from Perth too then?
G'day, nice to meet you.

OT: I fall asleep in the shower often enough for it to not be shocking any more. I get up for work really early and stagger straight in there.
A great one was my housemate who came home roaring drunk and passed out. A few hours later I get woken up by my girlfriend: "Baby, I think [john] is outside naked" "What makes you say that?" "Well he just went out the front door... and he was naked"
He'd gone to the bathroom half asleep and coming out turned left instead of right. Best thing is the front door autolocked behind him.
 

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Face down in a field a near my cousins' house. Didn't remember a damn thing, although I am informed that I had drank and smoked a lot of weed the night before, and challenged a bunch of people to a race. I sprinted like all hell, beer in one and, and a smoke in the other. Apparently I just kind of fell asleep mid stride, and people just forgot about me.
sounds like something Ricky would do...

OT: I fell alseep on the ground in the foyer of my school once...

...and I enjoy sleeping on stairs from time to time
 

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I've fallen alsleep on my frends dog but thats not surrprising cause its soft and fuzzie.
 

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This one guy in my boy scouts troop fell asleep on a rock in a middle of a friggin snowstorm. And yes, he snored.
 

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Furburt said:
In a field, two miles from my house, surrounded by sheep and wearing substantially less clothes than the previous night.

That was one weird evening...
eh...

"fur" burt...


WEREWOLF
 

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Fell asleep in my best friends bed, woke up on her patio down by the river. We have no idea how I got there to this very day.
 

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I fell asleep while laying on a roof before, freaked me the hell out when it started raining.
 

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Furburt said:
In a field, two miles from my house, surrounded by sheep and wearing substantially less clothes than the previous night.

That was one weird evening...
Jesus did you get raped? lmao
 

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I fell asleep sitting on my knees and leaning on my bed.
I think i was trying to get into my bed but failed.
 

Akalistos

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I got a story for you. When i was younger, i went to a summer camp. There, they separate the girl and the boy, and each night, the camp counselor would play prank on people either the boy or the girl leaving a note of the deed. One day, a girl awoke outside with all of a box full of fork and butter knife, a cloth for the dishes and one glass. I was usually up early but not that time, the counselors were up before me. They were laughing their ass off. She was there saying that the prank wasn't funny. One of them had a cellphone with camera and took pictures. She was sleep walking around all night and did everything herself. Since Sleepwalkers are usually half awake, i guess it count.
 

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Anywhere in close proximity to mischievous roommates.

If you're lucky, you'll wake up with pen on your face.

If you're unlucky, you'll wake up in another country missing an appendix.
 

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AbsoluteVirtue18 said:
In bed with a girl who I didn't know at the time: Nothing sexual or anything (I think), she was a friend of my friend Mark. We stopped by her house to pick up a movie or something, but they started talking for a little.

Apparently I fell asleep and instead of waking me up, they thought it would be funny if her mom came home and found a guy in her bed.

I awoke to the sounds of screaming and death threats. Didn't help the situation when I told her mom I didn't know who she was, despite me being in her bed.
WE HAVE A WINNER HERE! or a loser... don't get me wrong, but it a big Fail right there. And your friend is a dick.
 

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Fell asleep while driving.
woke up in river.
good wake up call.
bad situation.

On a less exciting note i fell asleep while playing wow once not realizing i followed a random player from trisfal to booty bay for several hours.
 

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this past friday i woke up after a wedding on the floor of a hotel room wrapped in a bridesmade dress with the bath towels as my pillow. at least i had my clothes on and had the presence of mind to use something as a pillow.
 

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I curl up in a ball (which is amazing, as i am fat) and sleep laying down in the shower. I have for years now. It is a good 45 min of sleep until the stinging cold over-takes what was once just a happy embryonic warm.
It seems to be coming in VERY handy as of late now that i am the father of newborn twins. Every night, just before bedtime (bedtime is now sort of the feeling a S.W.A.T. team would have while waiting outside a bank during hostage negotiations) i drink two small fingers of scotch and throw a bottle of tylonol pm at my yawning hole and swallow whatever lands. Suicide is wrong kids....but "accidental overdose" sounds like a cold beer on a hot summer day.

I keep the donkeys dancing
-Blackse7en
 

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Hmm...wierdest place ive fallen asleep? mabye at a friends house when he went out for something..wierdest place ive woken up? A couple citys over in a hotel room, found out a week later it was my friends who took me, glad it wasent something worse! lol