You're from Perth too then?ENKC said:There was a guy here in my city who slept in a tree for 109 days to prevent the council from chopping it down. They finally had to get ONE DOZEN police officers and a fence before they could introduce it to Mr Chainsaw.
sounds like something Ricky would do...Kharloth said:Face down in a field a near my cousins' house. Didn't remember a damn thing, although I am informed that I had drank and smoked a lot of weed the night before, and challenged a bunch of people to a race. I sprinted like all hell, beer in one and, and a smoke in the other. Apparently I just kind of fell asleep mid stride, and people just forgot about me.
eh...Furburt said:In a field, two miles from my house, surrounded by sheep and wearing substantially less clothes than the previous night.
That was one weird evening...
Jesus did you get raped? lmaoFurburt said:In a field, two miles from my house, surrounded by sheep and wearing substantially less clothes than the previous night.
That was one weird evening...
WE HAVE A WINNER HERE! or a loser... don't get me wrong, but it a big Fail right there. And your friend is a dick.AbsoluteVirtue18 said:In bed with a girl who I didn't know at the time: Nothing sexual or anything (I think), she was a friend of my friend Mark. We stopped by her house to pick up a movie or something, but they started talking for a little.
Apparently I fell asleep and instead of waking me up, they thought it would be funny if her mom came home and found a guy in her bed.
I awoke to the sounds of screaming and death threats. Didn't help the situation when I told her mom I didn't know who she was, despite me being in her bed.