Weirdest/Stupidest Reason A Relationship Ended

[queensbomb]

What is the weirdest, most obscure, of just down right stupidest reason someone's broken up with you or you ended it with someone else?

Although not the biggest reason, I once had a thing about a girl's two front teeth. She did cheat on me though....

 

[fix-the-spade]

Because her face (from a certain angle, under a certain light) looked like a Fish turned upside down.

No idea who it was, but Colin Murray (Irish BBC Radio 1 DJ)was on about one of his mates dumping his girlfriend for this exact reason. Apparently after seeing it he couldn't banish the image from his head and had to dump her.

My reasons have always been dead mundane.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Aha! I got dumped yesterday for what i can claim as the stupidest reason by far.
Because i didn't want to watch my girlfriend smoking. Its not an attractive sight.
She text me to let me know it was over.

 

[Dorian]

Well, my friend's relationship ended because 'He was acting too childish' even though you would have figured that out by looking at him.

 

[Geamo]

Not me personally, but a few mates of mine...
Him: "I knew you didn't like my hair that long, so I got it cut!"
Her: "You got a haircut without talking to me about it?!"
Him: "It's just a haircut..."
Her: "That's it, we're finished!"

 

[ZeroMachine]

I wasn't "Edward" enough for her.

But hey, now my current girlfriend and I have fun making fun of people like that. So it's all good XD


EDIT:

Aha! I got dumped yesterday for what i can claim as the stupidest reason by far.
Because i didn't want to watch my girlfriend smoking. Its not an attractive sight.
She text me to let me know it was over.

O_O
Dammit, I was gonna say that to my girlfriend... now I'm starting to reconsider it.

Crap...

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

I myself had not had this situation, but a few of my friends have.
My friend got dumped because his gf's parents had a divorce and she needed someone to get angry at.
My brother got dumped because the relationship "lasted too long".

 

[mike1921]

Dammit, I was gonna say that to my girlfriend... now I'm starting to reconsider it.

IF she's gonna dump you for that then it's good if you break up

 

[Iron Mal]

Probably not the strangest written here but these should give you a giggle or two.

My weirdest break-up was when a girl (who said that she was my girlfriend five minutes earlier) suddenly told me that she 'just didn't see me that way anymore'.

My stupidest break-up was when my girlfriend left me because I wouldn't return a starfish she gave me as a gift.

 

[Ace Jackson]

I once had a girlfriend who I thought was gonna break up with me, so I broke up with her first. Turns out that she didn't want to break up. Another time, she had said that she needed to "focus on her studies", so apparently, I was the reason she got an F. Our relationship was very complicated.....

 

[Undead Dragon King]

My first girlfriend wanted to break up with me just because summer was ending.

Now I know that "summer love" is not just a saying.

 

[J-Man]

I heard a rumour my GF was gonna dump so I asked her and she said she was "Gonna give it a chance."

Dumped a day later.

 

[EeveeElectro]

He said he loved me too much. Made no sense.

 

[DannyBoy451]

I once dumped a girl because her natural walking speed was too fast. Honestly.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I started and ended a long-distance relation-ship on MSN, spending 1 year convincing this crazy Australian girl called Rose to not slit her wrists.

Why'd I end it? Because she was stupid.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Avatar Roku]

He said he loved me too much. Made no sense.

...the hell?

 

[bodyklok]

I started and ended a long-distance relation-ship on MSN, spending 1 year convincing this crazy Australian girl called Rose to not slit her wrists.

Wait why did you actually break up with her?