Weirdest things you've done in your Slepz.

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Last night I punched a hole in the wall during a dream about some asshole with the powers of magnito, only his powers were much smaller scale. Dream punches turned to real punches without my knowledge... So I ask you all, what is the most strange thing you've done in your slepz.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I believe the word is sleep.

Anyway I was asleep at the time so I don't know.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Well I say Slepz...

 

[hardlymotivated]

I'm very emetophobic, so when I had a dream about vomiting I bolted upright and, well, vomited. It wasn't a nice experience. I'm not sure whether that counts; I wasn't actually asleep.

 

[curlycrouton]

I very rarely remember the dreams I have, but I remember a particularly vivid dream in which skeletons pushed trolleys along a twisting, suspended motorway in a huge purple room.

Cool, eh?

 

[bodyklok]

Well, there was one thing, but I wasn't really asleep at the time.

I had just woken up, but I was still lying down dreaming, and I went to kick someone in my dream (Don't ask) and I moved my foot IRL and hit the wall.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Made a sandwich. I'm not kidding. I wish i was, cause it's happened 3 times and i just wake up with a sandwich in front of me.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

So none of you have ever, like, sleep walked into the kitchen and poured yourself a nice glass of diturgent? (that happened to my friend, his mom heard him making all the noise and stopped him before he got deded)

Edit: nice sammich dreams

 

[hagaya]

Well I say Slepz...

Then your career on the Escapist will end up in severel replies simply saying "spell-check."

Weirdest thing that happened to me was I got up, took a shower, got dressed, and ate breakfast all while asleep. My mum told me that she couldn't notice.

 

[Kermi]

Once time after having friends over for a few drinks one of my friends decided he wanted my help to do a co-op runthrough of Gears of War. I don't remember anything past the first level because I dozed off (it was about 4am at this point).
Apparently we finished the game together. And apparently I play better than my friend while asleep than he does awake - but honestly I think that says more about his skills than mine.

 

[Mirroga]

I had a short dream that I was walking. Then when I lost my footing, I woke up thinking I was about to fall. That my friend is the time I noticed how powerful our own minds are.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Career? Right ANYWAY, I remembered, mah sister ate a snail while SLEEPING (happy now, grammar nazis?)

 

[Amethyst Wind]

No matter where I go to sleep in the room, a chair, floor, wardrobe, windowsill (done all of these things) I'll always wake up in my bed.

 

[VaultBoy]

woke up in the kitchen.

 

[Desert_Storm]

Elbowed my then girlfriend in the boobs and then face

hahaha

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

Sorry if I'm being too personal but I've had sex in my sleep, dead on asleep and having a naughty dream, put on a rubber and everything. My girlfriend didn't realize I was asleep and I found out when she mentioned it later because she said I looked out of it. Which is weird because I've never sleepwalked or anything like that though I've had full on conversations when being woken up mid sleep and I even said in the conversation "I may look awake now but there's no way I'll remember this better tell me again later."

That is called sexomnia I believe. I once started walking around in my sleep talking to my parents about nonsense. I believe one of the things I asked was where my eyes were....

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Sorry if I'm being too personal but I've had sex in my sleep, dead on asleep and having a naughty dream, put on a rubber and everything. My girlfriend didn't realize I was asleep and I found out when she mentioned it later because she said I looked out of it. Which is weird because I've never sleepwalked or anything like that though I've had full on conversations when being woken up mid sleep and I even said in the conversation "I may look awake now but there's no way I'll remember this better tell me again later."

Wow... amazing... You sir, are a legend!

 

[Daveman]

my uncle pisses in weird places when he sleeps, he has pissed on my other uncles brand new laptop, he has pissed in a friends wardrobe and at the bottom of his boss' bed.

I also did once piss in the kitchen in my sleep

also apparently when I was sharing a floor with someone at a sleepover I kept trying to put my legs on them

Once time after having friends over for a few drinks one of my friends decided he wanted my help to do a co-op runthrough of Gears of War. I don't remember anything past the first level because I dozed off (it was about 4am at this point).
Apparently we finished the game together. And apparently I play better than my friend while asleep than he does awake - but honestly I think that says more about his skills than mine.

not to mention how much it says about the difficulty of gears of war