I actually started a conversation with someone once by saying:
'Do you like beans?'
I was about 4 years old.
'Do you like beans?'
I was about 4 years old.
Weirdest way someone has started a conversation with you
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I tend to say in conversations to people I've just met, I hope you won't be offended but I'm going to forget your name at some point. Don't worry, I do it to everyone.
I feel its best to be honest about my short term memory loss problem. Now, what was I talking about?
I feel its best to be honest about my short term memory loss problem. Now, what was I talking about?
I was on an AMTRAK train, one of America's little known weirdo zoos. An ex-meth addict commented on my beard, and asked if I'd like to see her tattoos. Since I was thinking about doing that anyway (she had several, it's a hobby of mine to ask about them) I got into conversation which for some reason involved her talking to me about her daddy issues. Seriously. Talking to a complete stranger about their daddy issues. And this wasn't the first time either, actually the third time that week some strange girl decided I was a psychiatrist.
After talking with her for...oh, about 10 hours of "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITHOWDOIGETOUTOFTHISSHITSHIT" running through my head like a streaker at a cricket match, she goes and gets some sleep. Then, a federal agent (whom I met hours previously) leans in and tells me 'You should have made a move, man'. EX METH ADDICT, YOU BASTARD! WHAT THE HELL? NOT MY TYPE!
I go for coke-fiends.
After talking with her for...oh, about 10 hours of "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITHOWDOIGETOUTOFTHISSHITSHIT" running through my head like a streaker at a cricket match, she goes and gets some sleep. Then, a federal agent (whom I met hours previously) leans in and tells me 'You should have made a move, man'. EX METH ADDICT, YOU BASTARD! WHAT THE HELL? NOT MY TYPE!
I go for coke-fiends.
This is more just a complete oddity, but while in a relatively "Hip," bar out near the college and friend of mine and I got into a convorsation about weed. Midway through a guy with a very distinct mustache cane to the bar near us and started eavesdropping on us in a very obvious fashion. We finish our convorsation, as neither of us is holding anything, so we have no fear of arrest. Afterward the eavesdropper came up to me and offered me a job.
The first time I met my sister's friend Christine was pretty weird, she jumped in my car and punched me in the arm.
My friend Phil is an absolute legend when it comes to sparking up conversations. We were in a club one evening when he swaggers over to the bar and props himself up next to a girl, the moment went as follows:
"Yeah, every man has one in him."
"One what?"
"One rape."
"Oh don't worry, you're safe. I've already had mine."
Guess who he went home with.
My friend Phil is an absolute legend when it comes to sparking up conversations. We were in a club one evening when he swaggers over to the bar and props himself up next to a girl, the moment went as follows:
"Yeah, every man has one in him."
"One what?"
"One rape."
"Oh don't worry, you're safe. I've already had mine."
Guess who he went home with.
"What the fuck is THAT?!"... I was holding a statue of a guy holding a sign saying "How can I help you?" with a gun for a head
"Hey you with the face!". I wish that was made-up but that's how a random asked me for street directions. Talk about rude!.
That reminded me, I was bagging my groceries the other day when this guy at the counter turns around stares at me and goes "You remind me of my plumber".L24z13L said:
I don't understand retail people at times.
"Hey guys... I'm not a hippie or anything like that, but seriously, just look at that. *Points at moon* Isn't that just beautiful, I mean, seriously, people should just stop and look at stuff like this more."
That was a complete stranger, in the middle of the night, on a big bridge. Most of my friends open conversations with things other people would find weird, but they're my friends, I'm used to it, and it works. We've always done that, so it's not weird, for us.
That was a complete stranger, in the middle of the night, on a big bridge. Most of my friends open conversations with things other people would find weird, but they're my friends, I'm used to it, and it works. We've always done that, so it's not weird, for us.