Weirdest way someone has started a conversation with you

[Danglybits]

I wouldn't say it's a conversation starter, but someone once walked about 50ft behind me for a quarter mile calling "Jaime" at me. You'd think after 7 times it might occur to her that I'm not Jamie.

When I was 14 (maybe younger) some guy I barely know walked up to me in the lunch room and asked me how often do I masturbate. That's it, no lead in, nothing. Now I would answer truthfully and want to know why he asked but then I was a little taken aback and just a little creeped out.

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

"Are you doing the robot for any particular reason?"

"No, I just really think it's a cool dance."

"Seriously?"

"Yup."

What's weird is that I was the one doing the dance.

 

[Inverse Skies]

There was a girl my ex-girlfriend used to work with who used to happily start up conversations with customers telling them about her Irritable Bowel Syndrome... that's strange in my opinion.

 

[Crimsane]

"Your name is (insert actual name here), right?"

I just hate that feeling of being at a disadvantage, person knows me somehow and I don't know a damn thing about them. Well, besides their tendency to ambush people with their full name.

 

[IamQ]

"Speaking of rape victims I..." We were talking about school just 2 seconds before he said that.

 

[Trilby]

I will quite often start conversations with random strangers, and the fact that I dress fairly smartly often ends up in me being mistaken for someone in some position of authority. For example, yesterday I had to go and see my Halls security officer to have my key-card fixed (system screwed up, etc), and I ended up talking to some other people in the queue. Whenever someone new joined I'd say hi to them and get them involved in the conversation, with the result being that one girl asked if I was one of the Hall Wardens.
"No, I'm a first year. I arrived the day before yesterday."

 

[Tommy.223]

when i was standing in line at my college's cafeteria a couple days ago the person infront of me turned around and said "spruce goose" to which i replied "ha, wait what?" he then went on to explain how howard hughes was good at doing the impossible.

 

[The Jono]

I've started conversations in many weird ways. Oh the things I do to get the attention of the girls in sociology...

But the worst? Mmmm, has to be something along the lines of "You're not wearing any socks," or "You know, the more I think about starting a conversation with you, the worse an idea it sounds,"

 

[Screenager]

"Its just for you"
Turn around, and notice a stiffy
I RAN

 

[Sundavar]

Onetime one of my friends shouted "PENIS" from across the room, ran over, and smacked me in the face with a rubber chicken. Safe to say, he isn't a very smart person
EDIT: Come to think of it, just today my Engineering teacher started referring to him as Field Marshal Brigadier Dumbass Commander Unit. It's not just you, my teacher is very strange sometimes.

 

[zohmbee]

It was over an MSN conversation, and it wasn't EXACTLY the start of a conversation, but it gave me a laugh so I think it counts.

I'd returned from cleaning to find my friend CAP-shouting my name over messenger. I said a friendly little hello and apologized for being away. He then proceeded to celebrate my return by 'singing' the first part of 'I Will Survive', then asked me how my day went. It was a way to get me talking, that's for sure.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

it was one of my little sisters' boyfriends, he said, and i quote "your name doesn't have any vowels" i was possibly one of the most awe-striking comments i had ever recievied, i mean honestly, what do you say to that ?

 

[Chummychanga]

A girl started a conversation with me like this, "Did you know Pochaontis(sp?) had a sex change?! That's the whole reason John Smith came to America, Grandmother Willow held the tools *tounge click*"

I felt like my brain had been vacumened out of my skull and fed to me in a refreshing brain-bannana smoothie.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

HAHAHAHA, FLan!

 

[Julianking93]

Some girl jumped on my back and asked me to take her to her class.
Then we chatted.

My friends are weird.

How the hell did you ninja me to that?

 

[lewis cleaves]

my friend really tall quite muscley but kinda nerd freakish walking towards me arms outstretched going "ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo"

 

[Marter]

A friend and I were talking, when another kid came up to us and said "Squirtle is cooler than Charizard". That was the entire conversation with this guy though. I believe it would have more fun to prove him wrong, but I never got the chance to.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I struck up my first conversation with my now best friend at work many years ago by rolling up a piece of corrugated cardboard, looking down it and saying "Hey this looks like the tunnel Luke slides down after Vader chops his hand off, check it out!"

It's a good job he is a massive Star Wars nerd like me or I probably wouldn't have gotten such an enthusiastic response back. It didn't strike me untill a few hours later, how crazy I must have sounded...

 

[dazdex]

"Hey boys"
"...hey"
"Don't you think soldiers should be paid more than pro footballers"
"ummm....maybe"
"I think its ridiculous"
We was just eating pizza and the waiter just came up to us and said that.

Also while on a night out
"Can I draw a love heart on your face"