i had a nail through my foot for 20 minutes before noticing, then i simply pulled it out and carried on.
i drop kicked a guy in the chest for kicking my dog
the guns i own and know how to use effectively: 12 GA double barreled coach gun, S&W .460 revolver, Ruger .357 single action, and a Springfield M1A using only the iron sights.
never broken a bone, even when i've hit a tree at about 25 mph while snowboarding, in fact within the next 3 minutes i hit a large jump and landed a method 360.
I also spent a every weekend one summer helping my dad put up a barbed wire fence. Lots of pain over time, all kinds of sticks, bumps, bruises, cuts, run ins with wild animals, insect stings, almost getting decapitated by barbed wire, then to top it off, threatened to be shot for trespassing by my dad's crazed rich neighbor (we werent, we were on my dad's side, hence putting up a fence) that seriously almost turned into a classic cowboy style shootout.