Welcome to Fallout town: What do you do now?

[Baldry]

I'd save the game, don't want to die! Anyway as fair as help goes I'm fairly adaptable, I know a bit of survival and could probably be trained in guns to help defend our fine home. But after a while I'd probably begin exploring and return some day, find the town destroyed and go find the fuckers that killed you all extracting revenge and dying in blaze of glory!

Sneak through the Wastes until I can find a town, then steal everything that isn't nailed down and sell it. Repeat until I have enough for a gun. Then see where I can find a silenced sniper rifle. Then sit in a tower and be loved by one and all for shooting passing wildlife and defending the town.

Well according to my story you did a piss poor job of defending the town son!

What? Dad, I was with you exploring the whole time! I've only got a shitty varmint rifle, but I hear you can buy all kinds of stuff up in North Vegas/Down in Rivet City, so I asked to make a detour! Honestly dad, you need to lay off the mentats. You can barely concentrate on one thing at a time unless you've had a handful. :/

[small][small]Rassa frassa![/small][/small] Get over it ya' jet fiend, your addiction nearly got us killed when we were hunting those damn Deathclaws, that and the fact we missed the Alpha at the end of the canyon.

But dad, it helps smooth everything over! I saved us both when I shot the Mother Deathclaw 5 times in the face before it saw us! At least I have enough money and sense to know when I'm addicted and go see the doctor. Humph.

Find the biggest baddest mofo with the most guns and marry him.

I'd be pretty useless myself but I'm pretty good with technology and mechanics. I have a History BA and a computer science BSc

Afternoon luv. *doffs cap* ;D
I'm not quite the baddest mofo, I love my mum and protect the town. But I'm a dab hand at shooting things in the face from a distance, shooting things in the torso from a distance, and cooking!

Sorry don't mind the boy, he's a sex pest!

And as for you boy you only have the money I gave you and I'm not addicted, they help! Think of me as Father Elijah just less tech' know how and less "I want to kill everyone" mentality! And you say you protect this town but last time I checked it was on fire!

Oh no I'm not! I'm a take to dinner and then marry the shit out of pest!

And the money I got while you were busy 'haggling' with that shopkeeper for some more mentats. I cleaned the whole town out while you were trying to form logical sentences!

Oh yeah go marrying random strangers, I thought I raised you better back in the Vault!

Oh well at least I don't go around stealing from our friends and have the common courtesy to wait till they're dead!

But I need somebody to keep my gun working! Hurhur, accidental double entendre. ^^

Pff. Since when was old Mrs. Frost our friend? We all knew we'd have killed each other and nicked their stuff years ago if we weren't so evenly matched and she didn't have a Laser RCW.
And yeah, you wait until the bullet you just shot hits them in the groin and then you take thir stuff. At least I only take what I need, leaving them alive with a good chance of survival!

You can handle that yourself!

Please you betrayed me and help the shit out of her, I would've died if not for my Awesomeitis! And I only kill the baddies, don't lie to me monkey man!

But I'd have to practice and learn how everything works and that takes ages.

Dad, that was a dream you had when you hit your head falling off the toilet! You told me all about it in vividly disturbing detail while I was having breakfast.

Wait...what...

I've never used a toilet in my life! I pee in the wind! And that's because you're a spy, thankfully I don't care.

Talking about weaponry and tech dad. Stay with the conversation.

Mr. Heath next door said you were climbing up to try and stab a pigeon through the window above the toilet. Then you let go of the sill to stab it and fell down.

Oh I thought it was sexual!

YOU FOOL! Pigeons have been extinct for 15 years and everyone knows Heath's just like no-bark.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd save the game, don't want to die! Anyway as fair as help goes I'm fairly adaptable, I know a bit of survival and could probably be trained in guns to help defend our fine home. But after a while I'd probably begin exploring and return some day, find the town destroyed and go find the fuckers that killed you all extracting revenge and dying in blaze of glory!

Sneak through the Wastes until I can find a town, then steal everything that isn't nailed down and sell it. Repeat until I have enough for a gun. Then see where I can find a silenced sniper rifle. Then sit in a tower and be loved by one and all for shooting passing wildlife and defending the town.

Well according to my story you did a piss poor job of defending the town son!

What? Dad, I was with you exploring the whole time! I've only got a shitty varmint rifle, but I hear you can buy all kinds of stuff up in North Vegas/Down in Rivet City, so I asked to make a detour! Honestly dad, you need to lay off the mentats. You can barely concentrate on one thing at a time unless you've had a handful. :/

[small][small]Rassa frassa![/small][/small] Get over it ya' jet fiend, your addiction nearly got us killed when we were hunting those damn Deathclaws, that and the fact we missed the Alpha at the end of the canyon.

But dad, it helps smooth everything over! I saved us both when I shot the Mother Deathclaw 5 times in the face before it saw us! At least I have enough money and sense to know when I'm addicted and go see the doctor. Humph.

Find the biggest baddest mofo with the most guns and marry him.

I'd be pretty useless myself but I'm pretty good with technology and mechanics. I have a History BA and a computer science BSc

Afternoon luv. *doffs cap* ;D
I'm not quite the baddest mofo, I love my mum and protect the town. But I'm a dab hand at shooting things in the face from a distance, shooting things in the torso from a distance, and cooking!

Sorry don't mind the boy, he's a sex pest!

And as for you boy you only have the money I gave you and I'm not addicted, they help! Think of me as Father Elijah just less tech' know how and less "I want to kill everyone" mentality! And you say you protect this town but last time I checked it was on fire!

Oh no I'm not! I'm a take to dinner and then marry the shit out of pest!

And the money I got while you were busy 'haggling' with that shopkeeper for some more mentats. I cleaned the whole town out while you were trying to form logical sentences!

Oh yeah go marrying random strangers, I thought I raised you better back in the Vault!

Oh well at least I don't go around stealing from our friends and have the common courtesy to wait till they're dead!

But I need somebody to keep my gun working! Hurhur, accidental double entendre. ^^

Pff. Since when was old Mrs. Frost our friend? We all knew we'd have killed each other and nicked their stuff years ago if we weren't so evenly matched and she didn't have a Laser RCW.
And yeah, you wait until the bullet you just shot hits them in the groin and then you take thir stuff. At least I only take what I need, leaving them alive with a good chance of survival!

You can handle that yourself!

Please you betrayed me and help the shit out of her, I would've died if not for my Awesomeitis! And I only kill the baddies, don't lie to me monkey man!

But I'd have to practice and learn how everything works and that takes ages.

Dad, that was a dream you had when you hit your head falling off the toilet! You told me all about it in vividly disturbing detail while I was having breakfast.

Wait...what...

I've never used a toilet in my life! I pee in the wind! And that's because you're a spy, thankfully I don't care.

Talking about weaponry and tech dad. Stay with the conversation.

Mr. Heath next door said you were climbing up to try and stab a pigeon through the window above the toilet. Then you let go of the sill to stab it and fell down.

Oh I thought it was sexual!

YOU FOOL! Pigeons have been extinct for 15 years and everyone knows Heath's just like no-bark.

Bloody hell dad, I don't take after you that much! I'm talking about marrying somebody out of necessity, not just for funsies, or because I knocked her up!

No dad, they just mutated into a chicken that tastes awful. And Heath knows lots of useful things!

 

[Avae]

I think we need to create a Town Guard immediately. Our Town would be beset by outside dangers. Then after a while we would need to start thinking about forming mutual defense treaties with other towns and form some kind of confederation at some point.

 

[MrRetroSpectacles]

A student probably isn't ideal, but I could use my creative writing to help someone that intends to rule gain more support through my propaganda machine. I'd train with wasteland travellers so I could defend myself both in civilisation and the wastes, but mostly I'd live a cushy life as the left hand of a powerful leader.

I'd also have my own network of intelligence gatherers, so I have eyes and ears all over the town, everything that happens does so with my knowledge and approval, only the leader shall be able to overturn my decisions should the need arise. However, a great amount of effort would be attributed by me to hospital maintenence,education and combat effeciency for people of all ages, our little town would become a fortress and sanctuary. Do inform me if this is a little bit megalomanic...

I would hire you. As my second in command, there is nothing we can't do

You could use your writing skills to spread the word of my New York, and if business goes well, you will be paid large amounts of caps.

So what are we gonna do tomorrow?...








































































Nothing would stop us, with my influence on the people you'd quickly ascend to be the most popular and powerful leader in World history. I'd take my caps and use them to form my surveillance networks that'd keep our rule safe, then use more and whatever else I gained to pursue the charitable activities, all of which are then attributed to you. You'll be a God, and I'll be the shadow of a God, working in the dark. So long as I receive my due payments and privelages the spotlight would be yours. This World is ours!

BINKY AND THE BRAIN!!! xD

A student probably isn't ideal, but I could use my creative writing to help someone that intends to rule gain more support through my propaganda machine. I'd train with wasteland travellers so I could defend myself both in civilisation and the wastes, but mostly I'd live a cushy life as the left hand of a powerful leader.

I'd also have my own network of intelligence gatherers, so I have eyes and ears all over the town, everything that happens does so with my knowledge and approval, only the leader shall be able to overturn my decisions should the need arise. However, a great amount of effort would be attributed by me to hospital maintenence,education and combat effeciency for people of all ages, our little town would become a fortress and sanctuary. Do inform me if this is a little bit megalomanic...

I would hire you. As my second in command, there is nothing we can't do

You could use your writing skills to spread the word of my New York, and if business goes well, you will be paid large amounts of caps.

Nothing would stop us, with my influence on the people you'd quickly ascend to be the most popular and powerful leader in World history. I'd take my caps and use them to form my surveillance networks that'd keep our rule safe, then use more and whatever else I gained to pursue the charitable activities, all of which are then attributed to you. You'll be a God, and I'll be the shadow of a God, working in the dark. So long as I receive my due payments and privelages the spotlight would be yours. This World is ours!

BINKY AND THE BRAIN!!! xD

A student probably isn't ideal, but I could use my creative writing to help someone that intends to rule gain more support through my propaganda machine. I'd train with wasteland travellers so I could defend myself both in civilisation and the wastes, but mostly I'd live a cushy life as the left hand of a powerful leader.

I'd also have my own network of intelligence gatherers, so I have eyes and ears all over the town, everything that happens does so with my knowledge and approval, only the leader shall be able to overturn my decisions should the need arise. However, a great amount of effort would be attributed by me to hospital maintenence,education and combat effeciency for people of all ages, our little town would become a fortress and sanctuary. Do inform me if this is a little bit megalomanic...

I would hire you. As my second in command, there is nothing we can't do

You could use your writing skills to spread the word of my New York, and if business goes well, you will be paid large amounts of caps.

Nothing would stop us, with my influence on the people you'd quickly ascend to be the most popular and powerful leader in World history. I'd take my caps and use them to form my surveillance networks that'd keep our rule safe, then use more and whatever else I gained to pursue the charitable activities, all of which are then attributed to you. You'll be a God, and I'll be the shadow of a God, working in the dark. So long as I receive my due payments and privelages the spotlight would be yours. This World is ours!

BINKY AND THE BRAIN!!! xD

 

[Bloedhoest]

8: The wasteland is a dangerous place, so your cars must be able to withstand gunfire while protecting you. You will therefore run through a gauntlet of raiders. Points will be deducted for every wound inflicted, and awarded for every bullet deflected.

Lol, making a door out of bent tin cans.

loool, I could see Jezza roaming the wasteland as a ghoul with a bunch of tin cans and nuka bottles as a door on a Corvega.

Tin cans and planks as doors on this.

You know, I actually can't wait for the shit to hit the fan and we could actually do this.

 

[Heinrich843]

What would I do?

Jet.

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

At first I'd live in the small settlement, training myself in combat and other aspects of survivalism, then I'd venture out into the wastes and attempt to boost trade amongst settlements, whether that be to help establish some kind of railway network or central trading city.

 

[knight steel]

HMM this town is vile cesspool filled with whores,thieves and thieve whores. The dank radiation slowly sinking into the mold that is society, someone one must cleans it and rid the world of scum and vermin!

I will become a dark cloaked slayer delivering justice and protecting the innocents all murders and raiders will be killed like the mole rats that they are. What i lack in physical strength and speed i make up for in solving logical problems and being a conspiracy buff.

This town is now under my protection whether you want me or not but i need a partner who is strong and good with a gun. Together we will be batman and robin i mean Rorschach and night owl screw it names aren't important. Now to investigate that medical clinic i believe that they are doing an underground drug trafficking.

 

[Bandaged]

Got bored did a write up of the town, but got bored by page 2 enjoy:

WolfThomas 4th year med student : clinic - Founder and midwife

kman123 -VATS Shooter :left town Voted most likely to die from exposure to the elements... elements like Deathclaws)

damndaewoo Mechanic :Junk Town motors - Founder and scavenger Voted most likely to die to Bear Gryls... or however it's spelt)

Cipher1 : first thief Croucher Voted most likely to be mayor... or the first notch on shopkeeper's pistol)

Agent Larkin : First Blood Gravestone - Finally found his place in the Fallout Universe... as food)

Rawne1980 : Merc & guard, by the hour protection - Founder
(Voted most likely to die of natural causes... like a hostile takeover)

Mr.Amakir :The Useless Sheriff
(Voted most likely to die first... was beaten by Larkin, damn show off)

Jedamethis
Takes everything not nailed down and destroys innocent lives from his tower
Basically works for the IRS
(Voted most likely to killed by mob of enraged townsfolk... or animal rights activists)

SweetNess_666 :First scavenger :
(Voted most likely to die of dysentery... or being shot by another scavenger)

Elfgore : First shopkeep :
(Voted most likely to killed by raiders for key to shop supplies... or by Vault Dweller)

fenrizz : First Crazy overlord - Currently farming whilst laughing maniacally.
(Voted most likely to Succeed at life... and die gorily)

Skulltaker101 :Crazy warlord - currently building a wall whilst laughing maniacally
(Voted most likely to die during construction... or in the loony bin)

tanithwolf : Irish Luck Saloon - Founder, owner, barkeep and immoral asshole
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Colin_Moriarty

Necromancer Jim : Lonely invincible Ghoul secretly ate Alon Shechter)

Da Orky Man :First response for Clinic

THEfog101 :Thief Most likely to die of radiation poisoning due to Kleptomania
and irradiated sandwiches)

Mausthemighty : left town: bibliophilic Brotherhood of steel Scribe

JaceValm : First Politician Voted most likely to bring back paperwork... and be shot for it)

EHKOS :Merc & guard employee Voted most likely to die by giant ants... fire breathing ants)

Leole :Shed Lurker i.e. our first generic NPC
(Voted most likely to be forgotten... killed in a random quest... and forgotten again)

JesterRaiin istiller of Ambrosia. Partner of the Saloon.
(Voted most likely to die Happy, rich, and out of his skull)

DazBurger :Leatherworks - Founder and hat fetishist.
(Voted most likely to die of mercury poisoning, due to old fashioned hat making techinques)

Alon Shechter : Most well armed & packaged & marinated Lunch there ever was!
(Died like a boss and 3 course meal)

Artinam :Ambassador Voted most likely to be imprisoned and executed)

StormShaun : Swordsman
(Voted most likely to die in a gunfight, for bringing a sword... and being an idiot)

Justice4L :Night time Bartender - Defender of humanity
(Voted most likely to provide information, cocktails and a listening ear...
or be killed for ruining a perfectly good drink)

ELD3RGoD: Radio Shack shacker
(voted most likely to die of shotgun misfire accident... Radio entertainment quality increases afterward)

Fieldy409 : Construction worker - shitty tin hovels for one and all!
(voted most likely to die of metal poisoning)

Pulitzer Laureate: Bunker handyman :
(voted most likely to die by locking self in bunker accidently)

asa11 : Undertaker and procurer of Iguana Bob meats

snowpuppy: Crazy new religion promoter

Macrobstar: First male provider of the world oldest service,
(Voted most likely to die of STDs... or exhaustion)

Luke3184: Merc & guard part-time employee and Founder of the Library and school.
(Voted most likely to keep English Literature alive... and maintain one of the most useless University degrees there is)

Beergoesinhere : Human Waste disposal engineer... well Human Waste disposal at least.
(Voted creepiest resident yet)

Reet72 : Salvage Store owner - Hat hater, nemesis of DazBurger

D Moness: Crazed lovable Scientist

Benito Zamora: children of the apocalypse member

BadPublicity: Useless Teenager AKA cannon fodder

Tyler Meiburg: Rediscover of TV

Bob the frantic: Killer of 6, forgetter of ammo

The Unworthy : Depressive College student : left town became immortal

Sampler : Tester and taster of firearms - 100% success in self application test
(Gravestone - I love the taste of gunpowder, it tastes like giving up and pennies).

EDIT: This is joking so don't take offense kk?

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

metal poisoning? oh well. at least i dont get eaten.

 

[TheMetalGuy]

I would do the same as a man named Caesar did