>Dirk: You decide that making some BATMAN based weaponry would be pretty awesome. You want to get to that as quick as possible.
You manage to complete your SPIRALING STAIRCASE, it now reaches up to the First Gate! Man, that's a lot of stairs. Oh well, you're sure Chas will be fine.
>Chas: As you install GRISTTORRENT on your new computer, you begin to leech Build Grist from Connor's massive supply. You pretty much have more Grist than anyone else of any other kind though, so you don't get anything there.
You also notice that Dirk is using his copy of GRISTTORRENT to take some of your Grist. You've still got plenty left though.
You take the code that CHAS gave you and ALCHEMIZE the CD CASE for TIM BURTON'S BATMAN. The CAPED CRUSADER'S LOGO is imprinted on the front. You drop the POCKET WATCH to the floor and place it in your BOBOBO CARD, and then PUNCH IT. You then grab your PUNCHED KAMINA'S SHADES CARD and combine them. You are certain your intention was obvious.
"Please be SHADE BATARANGS please be SHADE BATARANGS."
> Xavier: Sing a song to praise it
"Teee-eeee-eeeeeee-eeeee-eeeeeeeexas! Chaaaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaAAAAAinsaw! Maaaaaaasssssaaaaaa-Daaaaaaaa-aaaaager!"
You would sing if this thread had sound.
> Wait.
Masa-Dagger?
> Xavier: Laugh at your weapons name
You want to, you REALLY want to, but you cannot.
> ===>
In the back of your mind, you fear that if you laugh or say any bad thing about the name, an enity will strike you down. An enity like a God or a monster...Or a GodMonster.
Whatever it is, you really don't wanna go pissing it off.
>Dirk: Fine. You create the SHADE BATARANG! Now you can use boomerangs shaped like Kamina's glasses! This seems incredibly impractical, but somehow awesome. -2 Build Grist, -2 Shale.
>Xavier: The GODMONSTER is not pissed off. It takes a lot to piss off the GODMONSTER. Neither you or any of your friends have done anything to piss off the GODMONSTER. But, if you do piss off the GODMONSTER, you will know. You will know.
>Chas: You have entered the Land of Suns and Stainless Steel. It's a mostly flat planet, with the occasional hill or river. However, it has two very obvious attributes. The first is the massive number of steel tubes growing from the earth. They seem to mostly appear in large groups, very close to one another. As the wind blows through them, they resonate against each other, creating a gentle, tinging sound.
The other attribute is the sheer number of stars in the sky. Everywhere you look, you can see stars, albeit dim ones. They appear to be the planet's primary light source, casing the entire world in a shade of twilight.
It is a beautiful world.
You glance around. Directly behind you, you see a massive spire of rock jutting into the air. It looks like that's where your house is situated, along with GRANDPASPRITE and all your machines. You should be able to travel back through the First Gate to reach them again.
You also note the numerous enemy forces around you. They don't seem to be paying particularly close attention to you; they're up to mischievous activities. Drawing graffiti, tearing up some of the steel poles, etc. You can see a group of IMPS terrorizing a group of lizard-like creatures.
Finally, around the First Gate, you see signs of battle. Scratches on the ground and rocks, forks and knives embedded in the spire behind you, and Grist littering the ground. Looks like your FATHER was taken this way.
>Connor: Wow, that was one absorbing game session! You completly forgot about your IMMINENT DEATH BY METEORS. You check the CRUXTRUDER TIMER, and see that you have 30:24 left. You also check your CRUXTRITE PERMISSION SLIP. It says it needs to be signed by a parent.
Alright, so, Avoulence is going on a long trip in a few days. Because of this and other circumstances, he's decided to cease taking part in this RP.
Which leads to the question of what to do with Beth. I'm not particularly good at playing a character someone else created, so unless someone else wants to play as both Beth and their other character, I'm kind of planning on just erasing her from the RP. Does anyone have any thoughts on this?
>Xavier: You create the WALL-BREAKER'S JUMPSUIT! Wow, you could probably break a lot of walls while wearing this suit. Specifically 4th walls. -10 Build Grist, +20 Artifact Grist.
>Chas: As you follow the trail, occasionally finding chunks of Grist or cutlery on the ground, you suddenly hear a loud noise. Looking ahead, you see a small purple aircraft take off, one of its engines smoking slightly.
You follow the trail to its end. It looks like this was were the aircraft took off from.
> Xavier: Inspect suit
It's tight, really tight.
Why is it tight, Pappy?
> What?
Who's Pappy? The GM of course, Waffles.
The what? Wait, who's Waffles?! Well, he's
> ==> you.
> Xavier: Flip the fuck out!
I do so.
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW THIS A THREAD ON A GAMING THREAD, YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEING CONTROLLED BY A ACNE RIDDEN TEEN!
MAKE IT STOP!
> Xavier: Alchemize it with something stupid!
I alchemize with a REGULAR TEDDY BEAR.
You smile as you collect your extra ITEMS.You think its time to make some real stuff now.
Wait.
Hold that thought.
You see IMPS trying to sneak up on you out of the corner of your eye.Good thing about having a NINJA MOTHER and NINJA CAT,you get used to seeing things sneaking up on you.
You equip one of your KNIGHT'S SWORD,turn around fast,point your SWORD at the IMPS and tell them to leave.If they refuse,then you will have no choose but to STRIFE.
-- geckoConsort [GC] began pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 16:43 -- GC: Ahh! Don't hit me! SS: oh, sweet, you talk! SS: no, dude, it's cool. SS: it's just a bunp SS: it is a human offer of peace. GC: I have never heard of a bunp before. GC: It sounds interesting. SS: yes. whoever bunps is bound for life in friendship. GC: How does one perfom a bunp? SS: you just have to take your hand and just sort of turn it flip-ways. SS: and then you just do it. SS: you make it happen. GC: I do not understand your words. GC: You humans are silly. GC: Silly, silly humans. SS: i guess we are pretty silly. SS: there's only a handful of us left, though! GC: If you are not going to hit me, then I suppose I should offer you my thanks! GC: Those underlings were assulting my friend and I. GC: If it were not for you, they would have tormented us with their torment! GC: It would have been horrible. SS: yeah, those imps just like to tear everything up. SS: including my dad! but he'll beat them. GC: Who is your dad? SS: he's this big businesslike fellow with the assorted cutlery. GC: What is it with you humans and your silly words!?!?!? GC: Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly! SS: none of those words were silly! he is not a silly man. SS: the shiny things. GC: Oooh, you mean the star shards. SS: ...um? GC: Yes, they are not silly at all! SS: that sounds kind of silly! GC: How dare you insult the shards! GC: They are all that remain of the suns that once lit our land! GC: We must gather them all if we are to ever see the light again! SS: wow, a quest! SS: i'll mark it down in one of my charts. GC: .... GC: Why do you have charts? SS: because, i am a leader! SS: every leader has charts. they are a universal constant. GC: Oh! Just like our cheiftan! SS: yes, i would assume so. GC: Now, if you'll excuse us, my friend and I must keep gathering the shards. SS: of course, the shards. SS: very important. SS: where do i go from here? GC: Where would you like to go? SS: uh...to the battlefield, or the next gate, or something? GC: More silly words! SS: you are not helpful at all! GC: Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly... SS: i guess i'll leave you with your friend and your weird star shards, i guess. SS: maybe i can find your chieftain and get some useful help! GC: Oh, if you want to talk to the cheiftain, then you need to go to the village! SS: that would have been useful information, but you're probably going to say i didn't ask! GC: Well, you didn't. SS: just point me to it and i'll be on my extremely heroic way. GC: Just follow this path. It'll take you right to the village. SS: thanks, silly gecko man! GC: Your welcome silly human! GC: Silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly... -- geckoConsort [GC] ceased pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 16:57 --
Maybe see if there's someone outside the RP that wouldn't mind playing Beth? Maybe I could get up to some time shenanigans and accidentally replace her with another player?
>Dirk: Be the Batman
Yes. Hell Yes.
In your DREAMS, you are the DARK KNIGHT. It's you. This is so incredible you can't help but ALCHEMIZE FIFTY MORE. You then immediately set off inside the house toward your sister's room.
She's written a WARNING on her door in SHITTY CURSIVE. You don't know why she didn't just print up something she typed instead. To the left is an image of her D&D CHARACTER, some PALADIN DOUCHE named AVELDINEIR. Seriously that is the shittiest name you've ever heard what kind of tool comes up with AVELDINEIR. Even worse, next to the picture is a handmade replica of his SWORD, the FOLDING BLADE. It sounds stupid until you realize it is actually TWO SWORDS IN ONE, normally just parallel to each other until one side is folded out to make a DARTH MAUL-STYLE WEAPON. You would've taken it to ALCHEMIZE but frankly you feared the repercussions of theft from your SIS.
To the right is the real atrocity, however. There was a period of time when your SIS MOCKED YOU by pretending to get really into TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN. She hand-drew a poster of KAMINA AND SIMON as D&D CHARACTERS and hung it up beside her door. You, being the clever devil you are, saw through her ruse as an attempt to get your guard down, and told her that if she was putting that POSTER up she'd need a sword as shitty as THE FOLDING BLADE to hang on the wall, and offered her one. She took you up on that offer, and your SHITTIEST OF SHITTY SWORDS hangs from that wall to this day.
But none of that matters. There is far more important business to attend to. Today is the day you finally look inside your BIG SISTER'S room.
The IMPS just look at you.They seem to be thinking whether to attack you or not.After a second,they charge you!
Looks like you will have no choose.The first fight you were in SHOCK and let your guard down.This time you fight in self defense.You have no problems with that.
>Dirk: You open the door to your SIS' room. As it slowly creaks open, you peek in, discovering... pretty much exactly what you'd expect. A lot of D&D stuff, character sheets, manuals, a lot of dice. She's also got some weapons scattered around the room. In addition to her swords, you also find a crossbow, some daggers, a halberd, and even a mace. Yeesh.
Wait, what's this? It looks like she's got a shelf dedicated to anime as well. Tengen Toppa, Lucky Star, Gundam, even a little Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. Huh, that's weird.
>Chas: Completely somber with regret, you happily run down the path, smiling as wide as you can.
You eventually come upon the GECKO VILLAGE. It looks like it's been through some hard times, with buildings cracked, a muddy fountain, and rather unhappy looking inhabitants.
You see what appears to be a shop, as well as a large building in the center of the village.
God, if only he knew what was in your SECRET SAFE and WHAT YOU DO AT NIGHT NORMALLY. Your so happily in the closet right now.
>Connor: Look around you dad's room for a second.
You see a lot of drawing on the wall done by you when you were young and YOUR LITTLE BROTHER. You know your dad misses him, seeing how he when out to a school IN A DIFFERENT PLANET.
The TV is on a desk with a CUSTOM MADE SOUND SYSTEM and a COLLECTION OF CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC and MY LITTLE PONY MUSIC.
There is a closet full of stuff, there is a TELESCOPE KIT(on the roof), ROCKETRY STUFF, an AMMUNITION BOX and a 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN, which you dad had since he moved out of your old non-ghetto neighborhood. He has it because he is paranoid about living in a ghetto, but since your mom died you had to live in this crappy apartment.
>Connor: Ummmmm, go tell him you want to have him sign the permission slip.
You tell him that you need him to sign this stupid permission slip to play the game that he a had pre-ordered for you Amazon.
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