Well done, YOU broke the internet...

[USSR]

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

Michael Jackson somewhat broke the internet when he died.

Good job, your about the third person who has said that.

I know, do I get cookie now?

 

[BakaMick]

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

Michael Jackson somewhat broke the internet when he died.

Good job, your about the third person who has said that.

I know, do I get cookie now?

Give the guy a cookie!!! or at least a biscuit

 

[theSovietConnection]

Hmm, I'm pretty sure the global-ensuing panic from mass-systems failure resultant from most first-world countries having their infrastructure wired through the internet would probably create enough panic fro me to sneak away in an aircraft carrier/battleship relatively unnoticed.
[/sarcasm]

I wouldn't be too scared of the WoW-ers or anyone else like that, as I assume if they could be a threat to me it means they had an active enough life outside of WoW that losing it wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to them. As for the rest, well, I'll have a battleship.

 

[Kazturkey]

Hmm, I'm pretty sure the global-ensuing panic from mass-systems failure resultant from most first-world countries having their infrastructure wired through the internet would probably create enough panic fro me to sneak away in an aircraft carrier/battleship relatively unnoticed. I wouldn't be too scared of the WoW-ers or anyone else like that, as I assume if they could be a threat to me it means they had an active enough life outside of WoW that losing it wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to them. As for the rest, well, I'll have a battleship.

Uhm? No they don't? They generally wire important things on site with no dependence on the web.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Uhm? No they don't? They generally wire important things on site with no dependence on the web.

Sorry, missed the sarcasm tag in the end, was supposed to be a joke about the plot from Live Free or Die Hard

 

[HotShooter]

Get off the computer and back on to my consoles.

 

[Boxinatorizore]

Well it wouldn't matter because I have won 5 free internets over the course of the week and they're still in my possession. So I could always use one of those if this one breaks... yep.

If someone else broke the internet I'd make a supersized book with every internet meme ever and drop on their house, then use one of my free internets.

 

[coldfrog]

It would be all LAN parties from here on in! NERDS GALORE!

 

[L24z13L]

I have it on good authority that if you type google into google it will break the internet.

I tried. It didn't work. Now the real question is how many other people tried that when they read the post.

If it had broken the internet I suppose I would get in a box, tape it up, and mail myself to a place where the internet doesn't exist. That way the people around me wouldn't know what I did and, once it was up and running again, no one would be able to use the internet to find me.

 

[KSarty]

if that didnt work I would have to go into hiding so the Social Networking people dont eat me.

They probably wouldn't be able to find you without the internet

1)I would just walk away and go do something else, it would still suck though.

2)I don't think I would do anything to them if given the opportunity.

 

[chefassassin2]

I'd say, "Oops." Then go for a walk.

 

[Cpt. Red]

First laugh and then do a virus scan...

EDIT: With other words I wouldn't believe it...

 

[SmartIdiot]

For the first one, I would laugh, tell all my friends, then we'd jump in my car and go somewhere to celebrate.

For the second one, I'd probably find them and shake their hand.

 

[Nils]

I would consider myself a hero of humanity and go get some nachos to celebrate.

For the person who broke the internet, I would shake his/her hand and offer to buy him/her some nachos.

Edit: In the case of the person dying, and in effect breaking the internet, ala MJ, I would consider him a martyr.

 

[WolfMage]

I'd grin, as I have just sent the world down a path to a Fallout-like Apocalypse. Vault-Tec CEO and leader of The BoS, right here.

I'd thank them with a bullet to their brain.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Laugh hysterically, then freak out, then hide, realise that that's futile, realise that it's no longer futile because the internet is gone, live a happy live playing singleplayer games and reading books while civilisation breaks down around me.

 

[Triple AD]

Build an outernet.

Hmmm Interesting good luck

On topic: Eat some cheese

 

[Evilbunny]

I'm not sure how one would go about breaking the internet, but I do know how to turn it off [http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/].


I would immediately blame 4chan if it did happen, though. Nobody's going to believe a single person could break the internet, but they will believe anonymous, a force of pure malevolence, could.

 

[MrNades]

First no!!!!! my pron lol Second I would see if I could hold the world for ransom. Pretend I could restore the internet then use that power to rule!

Blame it on my fat friend like always for the other one.

 

[FoOd77]

I'd say "sorry" and then hide in a super-secret bunker that also happens to be at the bottom of the sea. I can't tell you where exactly it is though, because then I'd have to kill you.

Watch out for the big daddies, they like their porn too.

Well, it would appear I did not entirely think that plan through.. Fear not, I have a new, better plan: I shall dig a tunnel to the center of the moon.

Will you start digging from Earth to the Moon? Because that would be impressive, that and I think people will be alerted by an unauthorised space shuttle take off.

He wouldn't need a spaceshuttle, he has a tunnel.

Thats was the point of my question, cos' if he isnt digging from Earth they would see the shuttle to get to the Moon.

No, no shuttle. I will dig a tunnel from the earth, to the center of the moon. It's not hard, really. All you need is a shovel, determination, and the spirit of adventure!