Well done, YOU broke the internet...

[Kinguendo]

I'd say "sorry" and then hide in a super-secret bunker that also happens to be at the bottom of the sea. I can't tell you where exactly it is though, because then I'd have to kill you.

Watch out for the big daddies, they like their porn too.

Well, it would appear I did not entirely think that plan through.. Fear not, I have a new, better plan: I shall dig a tunnel to the center of the moon.

Will you start digging from Earth to the Moon? Because that would be impressive, that and I think people will be alerted by an unauthorised space shuttle take off.

He wouldn't need a spaceshuttle, he has a tunnel.

Thats was the point of my question, cos' if he isnt digging from Earth they would see the shuttle to get to the Moon.

No, no shuttle. I will dig a tunnel from the earth, to the center of the moon. It's not hard, really. All you need is a shovel, determination, and the spirit of adventure!

Don't forget, dig up! ^

 

[FoOd77]

I'd say "sorry" and then hide in a super-secret bunker that also happens to be at the bottom of the sea. I can't tell you where exactly it is though, because then I'd have to kill you.

Watch out for the big daddies, they like their porn too.

Well, it would appear I did not entirely think that plan through.. Fear not, I have a new, better plan: I shall dig a tunnel to the center of the moon.

Will you start digging from Earth to the Moon? Because that would be impressive, that and I think people will be alerted by an unauthorised space shuttle take off.

He wouldn't need a spaceshuttle, he has a tunnel.

Thats was the point of my question, cos' if he isnt digging from Earth they would see the shuttle to get to the Moon.

No, no shuttle. I will dig a tunnel from the earth, to the center of the moon. It's not hard, really. All you need is a shovel, determination, and the spirit of adventure!

Don't forget, dig up! ^

When digging a tunnel to the center of the moon, up is the only way to dig! I'd explain how it works, but I'm really not quite sure how it works myself. I'll figure it out, afterall, how hard can it be?

 

[Insanum]

It put it on a T-Shirt.

"I BROKE THE INTERNET"

Or i go outside to watch all the /b/tards set themselves on fire.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

First one, i'd just say "Aww balls...now how am I meant to have a job and contact my friends...." and then I would get the soonest plane to the U.S and live go into hiding.

Second one,.....yeah, eat them.

 

[Darth Pope]

I'd say, "WTF!? DE US3 TEH HAX?!!!1!" and blast my monitor with my eye beams.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Well since i made teh interwebs screw the pooch, i would probably go around screaming hazah it was me, down my street. I would continue to explain how it was me and im proud, and would continue to do so until i was shot at.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Wasn't this the plot of Die Hard 4?

"They're breaking THE INTERNET!"
"Quick, activate all the ISPs at once!"

Anwser one: I would go outside, magnet my computer and then find a car about to be cubed and pay the guy about to cube it 25 pounds to let me put my computer in the boot.

Anwser two: I would find him if he wasn't smart enough to do what I would do and I would repeat anwser one, without the magnet.

 

[Paragon Fury]

What would I do? This.

*Takes out large roll of paper. Unrolls it. Clicks pen.*

THINGsS TO DO:

(_)Make Anime Women Real
(_)Perfect Body Swapping Machine
(_)Take Two Week Vacation
(_)Fix Windows VISTA
(X)Break Internet
(_)Aquire Siginificant Military Power
(_)Start World War III
(_)Win World War III
(_)Get Vesctiomy
........
....
...
.(List Continues)

*Rolls paper back up. Clicks pen.*

 

[Dogstile]

i would pat myself on the back

come on, it's pretty much impossible to break the internet, it would be an achievement

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

"He did it" -points at guy next to me-
Then go and play some single player games and cry as i die inside. Whatever would i do wuthout my beloved interwebs ;-;

I would cut off all thier extremities and leave them bleed to death at the Emperors pleasure. Then i would incinerate them to make sure no taint remains. That'll learn 'em

 

[slipknot4]

i would pat myself on the back

come on, it's pretty much impossible to break the internet, it would be an achievement

More of a Feat of Strength:
http://www.wowwiki.com/Feats_of_Strength_achievements

 

[Ddgafd]

I would do a Darth Vader impression. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[GoldenRaz]

Build an outernet.

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[SomeGuyNamedKy]

If I broke the Internet...

Hello LAN parties.