Well I just broke up my 11 month relationship

[BabyRaptor]

Totally single. And hating it.

But, eh. It'll happen eventually, right?

 

[FreakSheet]

Have no one, and no options in my current area.

T_T

Thanks for reminding me.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I'm married. We've been together for about five years. And I have to say, it's been pretty great.

 

[Trololo Punk]

No current relationship. Not really compelled to be in one at the moment either.

 

[The Virgo]

*snip*

I've seen you talk about this stuff before and I can honestly say I hope to high heaven you're just some sort of cannibal troll. Because if not, you need help.

I'm not going to say any more or go into detail because of fear of mod wrath.

But you're prejudging people based on what month they were born in. And now you're claiming that isn't enough and you're calling people premature because they don't fit with your idea of what a particular star sign should look like.

There is something seriously wrong with that.[/quote]

Nope, not a troll.

But yes, time of conception DOES make a difference. Whether you can see it or not is totally different, but that's not my fault.

Just look at the eyes of Libras like Marion Cotillard, Mike Rutherford, Oscar Wilde, Will Smith, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Vladimir Horowitz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne ... their eyes give them away. It's so blatantly obvious.

My fellow Virgos, male or female, give me a very nice, pleasant, relaxed feeling. Not a sexual one, a relaxing one. That's how I knew Tom Hardy was a Virgo ... BEFORE I looked him up on IMDB. Same thing for Mark Strong and Alison Lohman.

So, go ahead and believe what you want, because I will do the same, regardless of what YOU think.

 

[targren]

Just to be a dick: Horoscopes are based on the Babylonian calendar of the 7th century BC. Unfortunately for modern idiots, the earth has moved in space since then due the to the slight wobble in our orbit of the Sun caused by it's gravitational pull on the earth. Such that this wobble has thrown off the position of said 'zodiac' signs by about a month. Every horoscope you've ever read was completely inaccurate. Fact.

Yeah, because they were so friggin' true BEFORE the drift...

 

[cookieXkiller]

My girlfriend of a year just left for Michigan yesterday for college. Granted, it was already a long-distance relationship (About 300 miles, I'm in California, so it's like 2,000 miles now), but I haven't seen her since July of last year, and knowing I also have to wait until December to see her again (if I'm even able to) is almost unbearable. But for what is possible in a relationship like this, it's been absolutely fantastic. I love my Ashley. <3

I know the feel..
my girlfriend lives almost two hours away on the other side of the city we live in , and thats hard enough
but go you .. you can doo it

 

[artanis_neravar]

I have a stalker. One of the reasons I deactivated my Facebook account was because she would not stop posting on my wall and sending me messages and trying to chat with me when all we had was a 2 week relationship.

It got way out of hand.

But as far as current relationships go, I am single. I really loved this one girl, but her FUCKING HOMEWRECKER ***** of a friend made sure our relationship wouldn't work out. Plus it didn't help that when we WERE going out, I found out she was cheating on me, so she's not an option for me anymore.

So I've kind of lost my hope for relationships currently.

Mind if I ask what her "fucking homewrecker ***** of a friend" did?

 

[artanis_neravar]

*snip*

Nope, not a troll.

But yes, time of conception DOES make a difference. Whether you can see it or not is totally different, but that's not my fault.

Just look at the eyes of Libras like Marion Cotillard, Mike Rutherford, Oscar Wilde, Will Smith, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Vladimir Horowitz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne ... their eyes give them away. It's so blatantly obvious.

My fellow Virgos, male or female, give me a very nice, pleasant, relaxed feeling. Not a sexual one, a relaxing one. That's how I knew Tom Hardy was a Virgo ... BEFORE I looked him up on IMDB. Same thing for Mark Strong and Alison Lohman.

So, go ahead and believe what you want, because I will do the same, regardless of what YOU think.

You do know that the positioning of the stars in the sky have absolutely no impact on how a baby will look right?

 

[The Virgo]

You do know that the positioning of the stars in the sky have absolutely no impact on how a baby will look right?

The stars have never actually played a part in it. The signs were merely named after them.

 

[artanis_neravar]

You do know that the positioning of the stars in the sky have absolutely no impact on how a baby will look right?

The stars have never actually played a part in it. The signs were merely named after them.

OK you know that the signs have absolutely no impact on how a baby will look right?

 

[xXHaytonLloyd23Xx]

I'm single and still in love with my ex-girlfriend even though thinking about her makes me depressed.

Yay me...(!)

T_T

yeah i know how you feel....I've already listed my feelings so many times before on this site i don't feel like doing it again haha....

 

[honestdiscussioner]

I know you said you didn't feel to bad, but just in case anyone else is . . this might bring a little humor to it:

 

[Varanfan9]

I've been dating a girl for about a year. We only see each other once a week on average but things have been going great. No problems at all.

 

[artanis_neravar]

I know you said you didn't feel to bad, but just in case anyone else is . . this might bring a little humor to it:

....who was that? and why was it awesome?

 

[Imp_Emissary]

You dated an 11 month old?! You monster! You're a terrble... Oh! I just got it. Damn.

Me and my dogs are doing fine, thanks for asking.

You're calling names while you're having sex with dogs?! That's both beastality, and poligamy!
Oh you're sick!

...........Ha ha ha ha....

 

[Dango]

I don't have a relationship and never have, so not very happy.