Ugh, too many horror stories. I've lost about four watches to the washing machine. The last watch had accidentally slipped off my wrist into the wash and I hadn't noticed until I was pulling the clothes out to dry. I've left pens in shirts on several occasions. Thankfully, most of my clothes are black and I don't give a shit if I got funny ink blots on my underwear. I've washed more than my fair share of money. Biggest shock came from a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in a few months, didn't think much of them, and when I took them out of the dryer, I found I had stashed nearly 200 dollars in the front pocket. I think what's funny is that I didn't even miss the money at the time, but by the time I had washed the jeans, I actually DID need the money.
I've lost important documents, phone numbers, and various other things. Pisses me off to no end because I swear I search through the pockets of everything several times over and accidents STILL happen. Oh well, at least I don't lose socks.