Well, I just did something stupid...
- Thread starter thethingthatlurks
- Start date
Recommended Videos
This past May long weekend, myself and about 8 friends, in 3 vehicles, drove from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, to Kennewick, WA. According to Mapquest, it's 14.5 hours, direct, but that always ignores stopping for gas, bathroom breaks, etc., making the actual transit time about 17 hours.
Yeah, I drove the whole way. Grease+Sugar+Caffeine=Wired for 220v. I ended up being awake for 45 hours, got 3 hours sleep, then was up for another 14 hours, got 6 more hours sleep, then ran around for another 8, then slept for 6 in the vehicle, and drove the final 11 hours back.
I didn't see any Black Dogs (cookie for reference), but can I get a facepalm?
Yeah, I drove the whole way. Grease+Sugar+Caffeine=Wired for 220v. I ended up being awake for 45 hours, got 3 hours sleep, then was up for another 14 hours, got 6 more hours sleep, then ran around for another 8, then slept for 6 in the vehicle, and drove the final 11 hours back.
I didn't see any Black Dogs (cookie for reference), but can I get a facepalm?
viralshag said:Acidentally... Drank it? Sat on it? Swallowed it? Inserted it? Dropped it?Ambrose von Carstein said:The whole bottle!viralshag said:Acidentally what...Optimus Hagrid said:Well, for my geography A level exam, I answered the wrong question referencing the wrong source and answered an entire wrong section as well meaning I could not answer the big question on fieldwork. Bloody new exam layout.
Did you even read his post? He accidentally it.viralshag said:I'm very curious to know what you did with it?Ambrose von Carstein said:
It's not that hard! He accidentally a whole bottle of coke.
I stuck my finger in a light socket once.
dude... they're color coded man!
Anyway, haha. Good luck wit that. Of course, if you're going to be on this site anyway, you won't be getting much studying done.
Anyway, haha. Good luck wit that. Of course, if you're going to be on this site anyway, you won't be getting much studying done.
I filled a water balloon with dyed water but the dye was pretty hard to wash off. Then I put it into a pile of water balloons that we were going to use for a water fight.
Yeah, you guessed it. Someone else picked it up and lobbed it at me... *SOBS*
Yeah, you guessed it. Someone else picked it up and lobbed it at me... *SOBS*
oh, I jumped into someon's face two years older than me and said, "YOU. ARE. SO. STUPID!" I got punched for that one.
First time I saw my father's new wife I thought she was pregnant. I said "Congratulations! You're getting a babyyyy?"
Apparently, she wasn't.
... Remember kids. NEVER jump to conclusions. It can prove very hazardous to your health.
Apparently, she wasn't.
... Remember kids. NEVER jump to conclusions. It can prove very hazardous to your health.
I think it's time to add something here: I completely forgot that my labreport is due tomorrow. I thought we had until next Monday, which would have been five days to complete the thing. I guess I won't be getting any sleep tonight...
XD I know a guy who knows a guy who went into his English exam high today. Duuuude...FranzTyphid said:
Yeah its not good. The supervisor kept on staring at me and i had to just keep on thinking, Dont start laughing.But that failed.Squid94 said:
Someone I know - a carpenter - was once doing some work in someone's house and came across a smidge (presumably in a little bag) of what he thought was cocaine hidden away, forgotten, somewhere. He snorted it to liven himself up a little and to make the work go faster, and realised that it was in fact ketamine.
He tells me the rest of the day was not too productive, nor too fun.
He tells me the rest of the day was not too productive, nor too fun.
One time when I was little, I was in the bathroom and I realized I was thirsty. There was a cup of water sitting on the sink, so I decided I'd drink it. I didn't realize until my stomach started hurting (and my mom explained through my tears) that the cup was actually full of hydrogen peroxide. Which is very different from water, even if it doesn't look like it.
That's a mistake you never make twice.
That's a mistake you never make twice.
I never understood that dayquil and nyquil thing, where I live we don't take medicines for colds, except for painkillers if you need that.
As for stupid things I've done by accident; I've rammed my head into stuff once or twice, and I think I might have rubbed my eyes while grinding up some dried habanero peppers, at least my friend did.
Edit: I just tipped over a glass of water, and just as I was about to shout "who left a glass of water standing on the table?" (obscenities intentionally left out) I realised it was I.
As for stupid things I've done by accident; I've rammed my head into stuff once or twice, and I think I might have rubbed my eyes while grinding up some dried habanero peppers, at least my friend did.
Edit: I just tipped over a glass of water, and just as I was about to shout "who left a glass of water standing on the table?" (obscenities intentionally left out) I realised it was I.
Heh that reminds me one time I took an exam ... it always has two question out of the possible three (not small questions mind you, one question takes about ten pages if you write really tiny). So I thought that since most of the time the same two questions come up I would just learn those. Thats the stupid part. Surprise surprise one of the questions was he one i didn't learn. So i just wrote the answer for the ones I knew hehehe. And I passed it, barely. The professor later asked me why I wrote what I wrote and I told him i was sick all that week and was under heavy medication. I think he thought that meant I was stoned out of my mind because he gave me that kind of look.Optimus Hagrid said:
That actually happened to me when I was in Mexico when I was 13. I was in a swimming class and I had to go to restroom but I forgot that the left side was the girls side (since there were no signs) but I met a nice girl in there and we actually got together for the rest of the summer, so I guess it all worked out, still it was embarrassingchild of lileth said: