Well, I just did something stupid...

[ryanxm]

i've pushed a door that said pull oh and when a doctore (with a VERRY thick accent) told me i had ADHD i thought he said idiotcy...as in calling me an idiot...well it became a joke that no one shut up about for a long time

 

[Velvo]

One time when I was little, I was in the bathroom and I realized I was thirsty. There was a cup of water sitting on the sink, so I decided I'd drink it. I didn't realize until my stomach started hurting (and my mom explained through my tears) that the cup was actually full of hydrogen peroxide. Which is very different from water, even if it doesn't look like it.

That's a mistake you never make twice.

Oh my god, I almost did that same thing once in Chemistry. I was stopped and was like "holy craps." H2O2 is not the same as H2O. The labels were not very clear.

 

[Marter]

I go into every exam I take without studying. I have yet to feel the need, but I know it'll bite me in the ass some time.

 

[Benj17]

First time I saw my father's new wife I thought she was pregnant. I said "Congratulations! You're getting a babyyyy?"

Apparently, she wasn't.

... Remember kids. NEVER jump to conclusions. It can prove very hazardous to your health.

unless you have a jump to conclusions mat, as seen in office space

OT: Pissed on a very familiar house only to realise it was my then girlfriends, goodtimes :')

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I go into every exam I take without studying. I have yet to feel the need, but I know it'll bite me in the ass some time.

It won't
I've gone through a year of university without reading my books...

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I apologized to my friend and all I got was spit in my face.

 

[Evil the White]

Well I took Weed before an Exam?

XD I know a guy who knows a guy who went into his English exam high today. Duuuude...

We had someone come into an exam drunk once. We never saw her again.

 

[Quid Plura]

Well I took Weed before an Exam?

XD I know a guy who knows a guy who went into his English exam high today. Duuuude...

Yeah its not good. The supervisor kept on staring at me and i had to just keep on thinking, Dont start laughing.But that failed.

I had students getting high before their tests. Was pretty funny from my side of the table though.

 

[Oh That Dude]

Hmmm. Kinda accidentally came out to someone yesterday, completely unplanned. It was the stupidest thing. They didn't respond (this being on msn), but acted completely normal today. So I'm kinda confused right now.