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Blindrooster

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[b/] Brutal legend [/b]
What i expected : a game with terrible humor and mediokre gameplay.
What i got: a hilarious game and suprisingly fun gameplay.

[b/] Red Faction Guerilla [/b]
What i expected: An awesome new title to with an epic plotline and kick ass gameplay similiar to the first 2 red factions.
What i got : Awesome gameplay and multiplayer but a sucktacularical story.

On a seperate note, " Life is so long for [b/] what i got [/b] cuz ya might get run over or ya might get shot." loving.... its WHAT I GOT - sublime. had to :)
 

ti11man21

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HT_Black said:
Bioshock:
What I expected: God's gift to mankind
What I got: A load of ass that gave me migraines
Really???

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
What I expected: A magnificent Nintendo game
What I got: The worst game I've ever played
REALLY???

My god dude, those are 2 of my favorite games of all time! (i agree about half-life though)
 

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ti11man21 said:
HT_Black said:
Bioshock:
What I expected: God's gift to mankind
What I got: A load of ass that gave me migraines
Really???

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
What I expected: A magnificent Nintendo game
What I got: The worst game I've ever played
REALLY???

My god dude, those are 2 of my favorite games of all time! (i agree about half-life though)
Each to his own, right?

But I wasn't kidding about the migraines; I don't know what it is, but I don't feel so good when I'm sitting in a dark room and looking at an HDMI TV screen filled from edge to edge with neon strobe lighting. /sarcasm
 

Unit Alpha

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Ya know, I know everyone rags on Far Cry 2 like its the worst thing in the world. I picked it up for free when Gamestop did a buy 2 get 1 free deal and expected the worst. However, it ended up being ok even though I just avoided the stupid missions and went around blowing stuff up.

OT: Fallout 3
Expected: A drop in quality from Oblivion and at best a good game.
Got: One of my favorite games of all time.

Mass Effect
Expected: I'm not really sure; I got it for 15 bucks when I was in Blockbuster a year ago for no reason whatsoever.
Got: Another of my favorite games of all time.

Prince of Persia
Expected: (Mind you that I'm not a fan of platformers) Another deathtrap-laden platform fest in the spirit of the first trilogy.
Got: An incredibly enjoyable game with stunning art design and fun characters.
 

Old Man Neck

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2001, A Space Odyssey
Expected:An awesome sci-fi film more realistic then Star Wars.
Got:Close to an hour of going "Wait, what?" I still loved it.

On to games...

LittleBigPlanet
Expected: An average platformer with some great creativity elemets (Thanks to ZP), with Stephen Fry
Got:A great platformer that has an old school feel, while updating it for the present day. I loved the graphics style, and some of the subtle humor in the game. Exceeded expectations.
 

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necromanzer52 said:
Fight club.

What I expected: A movie about a group of macho dickheads who get together and beat eachother up.

What I got:One of the greatest movies of all time.
My dear friend I believe you are forgetting rules 1 and 2
 

Lullabye

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What i expected: with all the hype, rumors and expectations, I thought it would be nothing short of pure freakin awesome!

What I got:.......well, it wasn't "bad". But I guessed everything that would happen an hour before it transpired. So t wasn't very original. I liked District 9 more personally.

Demon Souls

What i expected: A game something along the lines of god of war, or Diablo, or some other done before game style plastered over with gritty done before graphics. And also adding in insta death or some other cheap ass thing that makes the game "hard" as it proclaimed to be.

What i got: A very well done game, with attributes both new and old, but all well done and implemented fairly smoothly.....And to top it off, it was actually hard. Not cheap, just hard. But only on the second run through, and only the black phantoms......and the dead babies....impossible dead babies....
 

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Mass Effect:
What I expected after everyone talking to damn much about it: A game with a lot of replay-ability.

What I got: A game with near no replay-ability due to everything outside of the main story being extremely extremely bland. Oh oh look at me Ma, I found some gold! Oh oh oh, and a crashed probe! HOLY CRAP! I FOUND A SHADY SPACE COW!!(damn straight on the shady space cow)
 

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CrashBang said:
Just finished watching Public Enemies...
Expected: a big bank heist
Got: Johnny Depp looking moody and Christian Bale looking moodier
Quoted For the Motherfucking Truth!

I was impressed with Thief, Heat, and Collateral, so I was deeply underwhelmed it was mostly Johnny Depp moping around (great acting, but still) and Christian Bale making no impression whatsoever.

Hell, it was the older guy who ended up giving Depp's last words to his girlfriend! Why wasn't he the main adversary? I mean, seriously, Bale was given absolutely nothing interesting to do throughout the whole movie!

I'm sorry, I almost got off off on a tangent. Seriously, that movie was a disappointment.
 

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What I expected: a third person shooter/RPG with an expansive galaxy

what I got: a third person shooter with RPG elements (that didn't effect gameplay) with a railroad for a galaxy

What I expected: the usual series of portal puzzles that you would find in a pet project

what I got: an amazing array of puzzles mixed with humor and a plot twist


What I expected: Assassin's Creed 1 set in Italy

what I got: Assassin's Creed set in Italy, but with the glaring flaws fixed.
 

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miracleofsound said:
This is a simple thread.

Just pick a movie, game, book, whatever.

Tell us what you expected it to be, and how it surprised you.

I shall start us off:

Bubba Ho-Tep

What I expected:
Evil Dead with Elvis.

What I got:
As awesome as 'Evil Dead with Elvis' sounds, this movie turned out to be something even better. A beautiful, subtle, moving film about growing old that made me want to hug my granny.

The Matrix Reloaded

What I expected:
The mother of all sequels.

What I got:
Keanu Reeves trying to emote and his naked ass at a fucking sweaty rave.

The Phantom Menace

What I expected:
Darth Fucking Vader

What I got:
Woefully acted emo sulking.

Edit:
Yes I know he was only a kid in the movie, I meant the trilogy as a whole. Pedantic lot, aren't we?

And about the new Avatar: Yes, Soundwave was awesome but I'm awesomer and needed a change.
phantom menace was cool and it was darth maul not darth vader you fool. ALSO darth vader comes in episode 3. WE learn his decent to the dark side in the first 2and a half vids
 

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ffxfriek said:
miracleofsound said:
This is a simple thread.

Just pick a movie, game, book, whatever.

Tell us what you expected it to be, and how it surprised you.

I shall start us off:

Bubba Ho-Tep

What I expected:
Evil Dead with Elvis.

What I got:
As awesome as 'Evil Dead with Elvis' sounds, this movie turned out to be something even better. A beautiful, subtle, moving film about growing old that made me want to hug my granny.

The Matrix Reloaded

What I expected:
The mother of all sequels.

What I got:
Keanu Reeves trying to emote and his naked ass at a fucking sweaty rave.

The Phantom Menace

What I expected:
Darth Fucking Vader

What I got:
Woefully acted emo sulking.

Edit:
Yes I know he was only a kid in the movie, I meant the trilogy as a whole. Pedantic lot, aren't we?

And about the new Avatar: Yes, Soundwave was awesome but I'm awesomer and needed a change.
phantom menace was cool and it was darth maul not darth vader you fool. ALSO darth vader comes in episode 3. WE learn his decent to the dark side in the first 2and a half vids
If you are going to label people fools, you might want to check your grammar and spelling in order to avoid comic irony.

If you had taken the time to actually read the other posts in the thread, or even the edit in the post, you would have seen that this has already been raised and discussed, and I acknowledged this long before you decided to contribute your astoundingly astute observations.
 

DrummerM

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Resident Evil 5

Expected: Resident Evil 4 but with a partner
Got: Resident Evil 4 but with small pockets, terrible friendly A.I and a fuckload of insta-kill moves from enemies
 

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Watchmen Movie
EXPECTED: Complete shit

What I got: A decent movie with a horrible soundtrack and a stupid voice for Rorschach. But enjoyable. Not bad, but not good either

District 9
What I Expected:
A good, compelling documentary-style film, without much of a story or action.

What I got:
HOLY SHIT

Rambo (IV)
What I expected:
Laughing at 60 year old Stallone trying to keep up in the genre

What I Got:
He RIPS A MAN'S THROAT OUT! and the Final scene is probably one of the highest body-count scenes of all time... I got an amazing, incredibly stupid action movie... but that I loved every second of
 

laststandman

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MW2 Night vision goggles

What I expected: A cool display in my house that were sort of crap
What I got: Extremely useful household apparatus and a good stand for my authentic WWII helmet (the mactavish head is a little small, but it still works out pretty well).
 

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What I Expected: A beautiful CG movie with an awesome story.

What I Got: An animated cartoon that, while it was pretty, had a shitty story and spent two and a half hours lecturing me about why white people are bad.

Halo: ODST
What I Expected: A reworking of the franchise as a fast-paced, dangerous shooter

What I Got: The first Halo game with the four letters "ODST" at the end.

Fight Club
What I Expected: A mediocre film in which insecure frat boys explore their masculinity.

What I Got: An in-depth tale of surreality and perception. And Helena Bonham Carter's tits.
 

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Pyromaniac1337 said:
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
What I expected: Piece of crap "Gangsta" shit.
What I got: Best. Game. Ever.

Super Smash Brother Brawl
What I expected: Best fighting game ever.
What I got: Best. Fighting. Game. Ever. Oh, and the smug smile that comes from knowing Yahtzee fucked up. =)
melee is better.


brawl is for the kids that are slightly slow so they had to slow down the pace of the game...for those people to keep up with the character.

i have yet to be defeated in melee, but anyone can beat me in brawl, my brain acts faster than the game goes, so when im on my 5th button in a combo the game is like on the second and ignores the 3/4th input. its stupid.