West Ryder Silver Bullet: Comedy RP
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ok, i'll try this.
there, i tried to make it not serious. do i need to improve it at all?
Name: Cassandra Nocna-Mora
Gender: Female
age: 19
Appearance: waist length blue hair. fairly pale complexion. wears several different pairs of glasses, although most of them have no lenses in them so no-one really knows why.
Faction: Kasabians
Short Biography: was kidnapped multiple times as a small child. a peculiar sequence of events resulted in her final kidnappers being, though none of them knew it, her real parents. she remembers none of this.
constantly bored of her surroundings, she has a hard to predict personality. she has been reported to have been seen in several previous bank robberies with a gang that took them very seriously. they bored her, and so she eventually just set off a bomb in one of the raids early. the entire gang save for her was caught as a result. she remembers parts of this, although never very well.
Gender: Female
age: 19
Appearance: waist length blue hair. fairly pale complexion. wears several different pairs of glasses, although most of them have no lenses in them so no-one really knows why.
Faction: Kasabians
Short Biography: was kidnapped multiple times as a small child. a peculiar sequence of events resulted in her final kidnappers being, though none of them knew it, her real parents. she remembers none of this.
constantly bored of her surroundings, she has a hard to predict personality. she has been reported to have been seen in several previous bank robberies with a gang that took them very seriously. they bored her, and so she eventually just set off a bomb in one of the raids early. the entire gang save for her was caught as a result. she remembers parts of this, although never very well.
there, i tried to make it not serious. do i need to improve it at all?
are there any spaces left? I'm not usually into RPs, but this looks like a laugh. give me a shout if there's a space, i'll see if i can make a character sheet.
I don't speak Serbian (well, a bit - but not too much). But it's a Slavic language, and I come from an ex-yu country. It's same in our language as well 
Also, at my character sheet, just replace the error letters with "s". Didn't know escapist doesn't support slavic letters. ((And put an à instead of a, so I won't get the last name spelt as "vase"))
Also, at my character sheet, just replace the error letters with "s". Didn't know escapist doesn't support slavic letters. ((And put an à instead of a, so I won't get the last name spelt as "vase"))
Sparrow, did you get my PM? I sent the character sheet yesterday, just so you know. I'm raring to get this thing started! assuming I'm in, of course.
Argh sorry, I think I'm gonna have to give this one a miss - I've got a lot of moving around to do over the next two weeks or so, then Uni starts up again. Sorry to keep you waiting!Sparrow said:Lock, I don't suppose I could get an update on the CS could I?LockHeart said:This. Looks. Amazing.
Could I reserve a spot please? I'll have my character sheet up tomorrow. I need sleep
In that case a sheet shall be up in about...10 minutesSparrow said:Indeed there areTime Travelling Toaster said:Any Kasbian spots left open
Name: Chris Miller
Faction: Kasabian
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Appearance: Standing at 5'0" Chris has been called a midget most of his life. His hair fell out prematurely and left him with a bald head at 18 years old, has light blue eyes.
Short biography: Born in a small town in Arizona, Chris started stealing at 8 years old, he got good quickly, mostly because of his stature, or lack thereof, he can sneak about perfectly.
Found out after a job gone wrong, he has a knife 'fetish' as the others called it, he never carries anything else or uses anything else. He loves his job now and never takes F.A.R.T. seriously.
Faction: Kasabian
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Appearance: Standing at 5'0" Chris has been called a midget most of his life. His hair fell out prematurely and left him with a bald head at 18 years old, has light blue eyes.
Short biography: Born in a small town in Arizona, Chris started stealing at 8 years old, he got good quickly, mostly because of his stature, or lack thereof, he can sneak about perfectly.
Found out after a job gone wrong, he has a knife 'fetish' as the others called it, he never carries anything else or uses anything else. He loves his job now and never takes F.A.R.T. seriously.
I hope you like it!
Name: Joseph Joblephile (Or Big Joe)
Faction: Kasabian
Gender: Male
Age: 37
Appearance: Very tall, at 6'7", with short black hair in a crew cut and bright green eyes. He has a pudgy nose, and has a tendency to dress up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (Michaelangelo, to be specific).
Personality: Very, very, very Stupid. He is rather pleasant to talk to, and never is rude or impolite. and matches a gentle giant persona. He has a tenancy to burst out singing the old nursery rhyme, "Oranges and Lemons".
Short biography: Born in the New England countryside, Joe never had many friends, he was home schooled (With schooling material provided by the Westboro Baptist Church), and spent most of his time illegally chopping down trees with his father. Unfortunately at age nine, a tree fell on Joe's head and damaged a good portion of his brain. His father mistook his son for dead, and let him rest in piece. Joe was found hungry and un-groomed by a hunter 7 weeks later. The hunter, thinking Joe as the fabled sasquatch, tranquillized him, and took him to New York, where he was held for testing.
After finding out that the beast was actually a child, scientists, wanting to avoid public outcry, dumped him in an orphanage. Joe was raised as the place's 'Retard' and was bullied constantly. He grew up alone, and constantly watching re-runs of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. After he left the orphanage, he took manual labour for a a few years, eventually ending up at the New York docks. He somehow fell in with the Kasabian, due to his size and easiness to be ordered around.
Faction: Kasabian
Gender: Male
Age: 37
Appearance: Very tall, at 6'7", with short black hair in a crew cut and bright green eyes. He has a pudgy nose, and has a tendency to dress up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (Michaelangelo, to be specific).
Personality: Very, very, very Stupid. He is rather pleasant to talk to, and never is rude or impolite. and matches a gentle giant persona. He has a tenancy to burst out singing the old nursery rhyme, "Oranges and Lemons".
Short biography: Born in the New England countryside, Joe never had many friends, he was home schooled (With schooling material provided by the Westboro Baptist Church), and spent most of his time illegally chopping down trees with his father. Unfortunately at age nine, a tree fell on Joe's head and damaged a good portion of his brain. His father mistook his son for dead, and let him rest in piece. Joe was found hungry and un-groomed by a hunter 7 weeks later. The hunter, thinking Joe as the fabled sasquatch, tranquillized him, and took him to New York, where he was held for testing.
After finding out that the beast was actually a child, scientists, wanting to avoid public outcry, dumped him in an orphanage. Joe was raised as the place's 'Retard' and was bullied constantly. He grew up alone, and constantly watching re-runs of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. After he left the orphanage, he took manual labour for a a few years, eventually ending up at the New York docks. He somehow fell in with the Kasabian, due to his size and easiness to be ordered around.
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED... and i heed the call!
Name: Phesoj 'Joseph' Nilats.
Faction: Kasabian.
Gender: Male.
Age: 62.
Appearance: Desert camouflage army pants, black tank top and brown army boots. Wears aviator shades beneath his slick combed back hair. Barely reached his ears though, and he used alot of gel. Stands at 6'7 and weighs around 95kgs. Around his neck he wears dog tags, and his face is grim and badass looking. On his fingers, he has rings the size of a sausage, due to his over sized muscles.
Short Biography: Phesoj grew up on a russian military outpost and joined the forces at the age of 18. Has served in three war zones, two front line outposts, five secret missions and is a killer at making people crack at interrogation. He earned the name 'Joseph' through his years in the army, when his fellow brothers in arms noticed that his name was Joseph backwards. He joined the Kasabian's because he saw his life was at an end soon, and sitting at a desk on a military base, writing letters and reviewing files wasn't going to cut it, the army thought he was too old, but Kasabian didn't... so they took him in.
Faction: Kasabian.
Gender: Male.
Age: 62.
Appearance: Desert camouflage army pants, black tank top and brown army boots. Wears aviator shades beneath his slick combed back hair. Barely reached his ears though, and he used alot of gel. Stands at 6'7 and weighs around 95kgs. Around his neck he wears dog tags, and his face is grim and badass looking. On his fingers, he has rings the size of a sausage, due to his over sized muscles.
Short Biography: Phesoj grew up on a russian military outpost and joined the forces at the age of 18. Has served in three war zones, two front line outposts, five secret missions and is a killer at making people crack at interrogation. He earned the name 'Joseph' through his years in the army, when his fellow brothers in arms noticed that his name was Joseph backwards. He joined the Kasabian's because he saw his life was at an end soon, and sitting at a desk on a military base, writing letters and reviewing files wasn't going to cut it, the army thought he was too old, but Kasabian didn't... so they took him in.
I have been lured here by a damned bird
Enjoy it, you monkeys.
Or...else.
Yes. Or else.
Enjoy it, you monkeys.
Or...else.
Yes. Or else.
Name: Oliphant Lovedust
Faction: F.A.R.T.
Age: 29
Appearance:He stands 6'6", and while he's not a walking tank, he might pass for an APC. From his lower back to the top of his head, he is covered with burn scars from when his parents fell asleep while smoking a joint, lit their house on fire, and a burning beam crashed down onto him. His hair is buzzed, and he makes sure it is only 1/4" every morning.
Short Biography: Oliphant was raised around hippies, which led him to hate everything about them. He changed his first name when he turned 18, but left his last name just to spite his parents, who in reality could not have cared less due to the severely baked state of their brains. Because he hates hippies so much, he uses peace symbols and other hippie paraphernalia as weapons in his job, as well as carving the peace sign onto every single bullet he has. And he has lots of bullets. In terms of fighting skills, he was a natural with an assault rifle, and also obtained three black belts. Not from going through the programs, but from beating the hell out of the previous owners.
Faction: F.A.R.T.
Age: 29
Appearance:He stands 6'6", and while he's not a walking tank, he might pass for an APC. From his lower back to the top of his head, he is covered with burn scars from when his parents fell asleep while smoking a joint, lit their house on fire, and a burning beam crashed down onto him. His hair is buzzed, and he makes sure it is only 1/4" every morning.
Short Biography: Oliphant was raised around hippies, which led him to hate everything about them. He changed his first name when he turned 18, but left his last name just to spite his parents, who in reality could not have cared less due to the severely baked state of their brains. Because he hates hippies so much, he uses peace symbols and other hippie paraphernalia as weapons in his job, as well as carving the peace sign onto every single bullet he has. And he has lots of bullets. In terms of fighting skills, he was a natural with an assault rifle, and also obtained three black belts. Not from going through the programs, but from beating the hell out of the previous owners.
My God...this could truly be the end of the recession.
Oh and Voltaggia, long time no see! Weren't we in that Mystery-Horror RP together?
Oh and Voltaggia, long time no see! Weren't we in that Mystery-Horror RP together?