That could work I've heard that sugar in a gas tank and really fuck with the carDdgafd said:
But I all honesty these people are scum and the sooner that we find a way to get rid of them the better.
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But I all honesty these people are scum and the sooner that we find a way to get rid of them the better.
I would set up a lemonade stand with a sign saying:
"Jesus is tolerance"
And a big billboard with this on:
[http://www.flickr.com/photos/nathaninsandiego/2723166623/]
3 Sexy Jesus' [http://www.flickr.com/photos/nathaninsandiego/2723166623/] by San Diego Shooter [http://www.flickr.com/people/nathaninsandiego/], on Flickr
I would then sit and smile and wave at them all day. I'd also probably invite some of my friends in the fetish and journalism industries around. And I'd provoke a confrontation that ended up with them all getting arrested.
But I'm a bit of a dick.
"Jesus is tolerance"
And a big billboard with this on:
3 Sexy Jesus' [http://www.flickr.com/photos/nathaninsandiego/2723166623/] by San Diego Shooter [http://www.flickr.com/people/nathaninsandiego/], on Flickr
I would then sit and smile and wave at them all day. I'd also probably invite some of my friends in the fetish and journalism industries around. And I'd provoke a confrontation that ended up with them all getting arrested.
But I'm a bit of a dick.
have a sign ready saying: "absolute twatbags* 2 meters -->>" and stand two meters from them with the arrow pointing to them.
if all else fails, kill it with fire
if all else fails, kill it with fire
Yeah, rabid pit bulls would do the trick. And after they have been bitten, shock them with a taser. Multiple times...DarkRyter said:
Nah they disproved that on Mythbusters. However I think that they poured bleach or some kind of thinning agent into the oil supply. The engine overheated shortly after that.FallOutKing94 said:
I would give anything in the world for a chance to be there when WBC are gathered, with a fully loaded KSP90 (M249 SAW for you americans) and a good vantage point. Sadly this is just idle dreaming.
Less vengeful fantasy and more recommended plan of action would be to gather a bunch of people with big signs and just stand in front of those idiots. Preferably chanting something nice about tolerance and how awesome your self sacrificing soldiers are.
Think about the family, all they want is peace and quiet. Think about how you could give them that. Anything that can block - not drown - out the noise is great. Try to distance them as far as possible from the funeral. As their distance closes, employ more tactics, such as opposing voices and noise. Try to direct the noise outwards. Remember what's going on - a funeral. This isn't the time nor place to go bat-shit insane.
DON'T GET VIOLENT. - They'll sue.
If you choose to ignore these words, then for fuck's sake - DO IT INTELLIGENTLY. There's nothing worse some amateur violent offender. Don't get caught, and use projectiles. Make sure to throw in very high arcs, not direct lines of transit - so as not to draw attention to yourself. This goes without saying, but stand out of sight when you do this. If that isn't an option, stand in a tightly packed crowd with your back to them, and throw using the elbow length of your arm. Don't put any body into it, that'll just give you away. If you're facing them, put at least three to six people in front of you, but make sure you can see where you're aiming. Again, just elbow length, but since you're facing them, make sure to look in a different direction from them when you toss. Obscuring your face is important so people can't read responsibility on yours.
That's all there really is to it.
DON'T GET VIOLENT. - They'll sue.
If you choose to ignore these words, then for fuck's sake - DO IT INTELLIGENTLY. There's nothing worse some amateur violent offender. Don't get caught, and use projectiles. Make sure to throw in very high arcs, not direct lines of transit - so as not to draw attention to yourself. This goes without saying, but stand out of sight when you do this. If that isn't an option, stand in a tightly packed crowd with your back to them, and throw using the elbow length of your arm. Don't put any body into it, that'll just give you away. If you're facing them, put at least three to six people in front of you, but make sure you can see where you're aiming. Again, just elbow length, but since you're facing them, make sure to look in a different direction from them when you toss. Obscuring your face is important so people can't read responsibility on yours.
That's all there really is to it.
Make signs that take the ever-loving piss out theirs with slogans such as "God hates lettuce", "You are all small bundles of sticks and twigs" (one of the definitions of the word ******, no joke), etc. In other make them look like complete idiots (I mean more-so than usual).
1. Kill them all as quickly as possible. Sacrifice your life to bring them to justice.
2. Go Batman on their ass, become masked vigilante.
3. Gay orgy! If possible, try and drag them into it.
4. Similar to 3, but less obscene.
5. Kidnap one of the protesters, drag them away to a hidden room. Force them to watch gay pron.
Yes, ignoring them is the right thing to do. But they don't deserve your ignorance. They are beneath it.
2. Go Batman on their ass, become masked vigilante.
3. Gay orgy! If possible, try and drag them into it.
4. Similar to 3, but less obscene.
5. Kidnap one of the protesters, drag them away to a hidden room. Force them to watch gay pron.
Yes, ignoring them is the right thing to do. But they don't deserve your ignorance. They are beneath it.
In keeping with the zoological warfare theme of the first few posts, I reccomend launching clay pots full of venomous snakes at them. It worked well enough for Hannibal.
Or, y'know, ignore them. Whichever works best for you.
I'd go with the snakes, though.
Or, y'know, ignore them. Whichever works best for you.
I'd go with the snakes, though.
For the life of me, I still can't believe there's not been a few GOOD lawyers willing to get together to donate some time to defending people the WBC sue. Seriously, lawyers could really use some good press, imagine reading in the paper 'Lawyers defend innocent bereaved families from hate church.'
I mean, they claim damages when physically attacked, right? If I was a lawyer, I'd walk straight up to that Shirley in the courtroom and state ' She's claiming damages of that face, your honour, I put it to you it can surely be no more than a five dollar limit.'
Seriously tho, get on facebook, twitter etc, and let people know, there's millions of people who'd happily come along and make a sign to block the view and drown out the hateful nonsense falling out of these fucknuggets.
I still maintain that the best attack is arming the homeless and paying them to both stay quiet and vandalise the WBC's vehicles. Sue some bums, see how many cans and returnable bottles you get in damages.
I mean, they claim damages when physically attacked, right? If I was a lawyer, I'd walk straight up to that Shirley in the courtroom and state ' She's claiming damages of that face, your honour, I put it to you it can surely be no more than a five dollar limit.'
Seriously tho, get on facebook, twitter etc, and let people know, there's millions of people who'd happily come along and make a sign to block the view and drown out the hateful nonsense falling out of these fucknuggets.
I still maintain that the best attack is arming the homeless and paying them to both stay quiet and vandalise the WBC's vehicles. Sue some bums, see how many cans and returnable bottles you get in damages.
I don't get it. They go to funerals of soldiers who mostly are straight?
Well I'd go for the gather your county up and parade in front of them and circle around them, but that just my idea. Which probably wouldn't work.
Well I'd go for the gather your county up and parade in front of them and circle around them, but that just my idea. Which probably wouldn't work.
I was going to just say that I support the general advice so far of a peaceful counter-protest being careful not to give them grounds to sue, but I LOVE this idea!Malo_Tux said:
May I also suggest getting in touch with local construction firms, native organisations, cowboys and costume shops and doing the YMCA [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k] properly?
I've also heard of times they showed up to do this and found, in the morning, that every single one of their vehicles was blocked in by a big pickup, every single tow-truck in the whole county was already out on call somewhere else and none of them would be available until about an hour after the funeral ended ... or all their tyres got slashed and nobody in the county really needed their business badly enough to bother selling them new ones.
I'd do this one, too:
Not my favourite song in the world but it ought to annoy them. Honourable mention to "Somebody To Love" by Queen for the same reason, although it's less obvious.
We've got our own way to drown them out:
The 700 at Calgary [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hZUZCoMKxA] vid has a side-link to "Top Secret Drum Corps Edinburgh Military Tattoo," which is a fascinating, if irrational, concept.
The Welsh are pretty good at making themselves heard:
You can make up a few more verses if you need to. Get enough people to join in and you can drown out pretty much anything.
One the British Army likes:
Can't forget our allies:
Go on. You must have a local band with their own amps and speakers, a few people with extension leads and someone who'll let you plug in at their place.
what you want are these guysRamirezDoEverything said:
http://www.patriotguard.org/
The patriot Guard Riders, move across the country attending the funerals of fallen soldiers. they have counter protested the WBC on a number of occasions so dropping a line on thier site might saying these morons are coming to ruin a funeral will possibly get the best support you can.
this is a good example of the Guard vs the WBC (its a guys video blog, footage starts at about 2:30)
Lukily, the WBC have been banned from entering the UK for their hateful messages so we'll never have to deal with them.
Why would you even go on their website?
I originally thought of an improvised firing squad composed of hired assassins hidden in buildings around, but THIS sounds even better. The fear factor is better than action.Bryce De La Guardia said:
I know it's against the law and stuff... But maybe seriously injure them? Buy the most vicious dog you can, torture it to the point of absolute rage. Tell the WBC that you are offering it to them as a gift. They release it. World peace. ????. Profit.