We've Seen The Future, And It's NSFW

[The Wooster]

We've Seen The Future, And It's NSFW

It's all about how you see yourself.

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[Barbas]

I like that. Yes, I think that could work.

Also, McDicks indeed. The quality of the food and service are nothing to write home about.

 

[Shocksplicer]

Biggest laugh of any Critical Miss I've seen. Well played.

 

[Double A]

Biggest laugh of any Critical Miss I've seen. Well played.

Wow, and there wasn't even an Evangelion joke!

Unless Erin got a Kid's Meal and that was the toy. Yeah I'm 90% sure that's what's happening here.

 

[LazerFX]

I just flashed back to Pulp Fiction so hard...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Also, McDicks indeed. The quality of the food and service are nothing to write home about.

You might say for a fast food service they dick around too much.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Erin is never safe for work. She doesn't need her own pronouns for that.

 

[Mike Fang]

Can you chose a pronoun that's more than one word? I'd be tempted to go with "righteous mad bastard".

 

[VanQ]

The truly sad thing is. This isn't even an exaggeration.

Case in point:
pic.twitter.com/DpdLZxXnY8 [http://t.co/DpdLZxXnY8]

? Tumblr dot TXT (@TumblrTXT) February 28, 2014 [https://twitter.com/TumblrTXT/statuses/439189513538383872]


This is not satire. I repeat. This person is 100% legitimate.

EDIT: Hmm, apparently embedding doesn't work or works differently on these forums... at least the link to the image is there.

 

[IndomitableSam]

Definitely the most NSFW Critical Miss I've read so far. Good thing I wasn't at work.

Came here to ask if I should read this at work. Got my answer.

Will read it when I get home tonight then.

 

[Scars Unseen]

I like that. Yes, I think that could work.

Also, McDicks indeed. The quality of the food and service are nothing to write home about.

That depends entirely on where said McDicks and the writer's home are. The ones here in Japan are pretty good on both fronts. Ever have a fried shrimp burger? They're pretty damned tasty.

 

[lacktheknack]

Definitely the most NSFW Critical Miss I've read so far. Good thing I wasn't at work.

Came here to ask if I should read this at work. Got my answer.

Will read it when I get home tonight then.

Nah, it's OK. They were being sarcastic.

OT: PFFFFFFFFFFyep.

My personal favorite was a Tumblr denizen who changed all their pronouns to various variations of "sailing".

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhhQiRfIEAEgIK4.jpg

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

I like that. Yes, I think that could work.

Also, McDicks indeed. The quality of the food and service are nothing to write home about.

That depends entirely on where said McDicks and the writer's home are. The ones here in Japan are pretty good on both fronts. Ever have a fried shrimp burger? They're pretty damned tasty.

Nertz...I wish the McD's in the States could have stuff like that!

As for this comic... *looks up at LazerFX's comment* ...yeah, I flashed back to Pulp Fiction as well, but in a more awesome way.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Nah, it's OK. They were being sarcastic.

OT: PFFFFFFFFFFyep.

My personal favorite was a Tumblr denizen who changed all their pronouns to various variations of "sailing".

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhhQiRfIEAEgIK4.jpg

...

Ok then.

Now, there are people who think it important to use gender neutral pronouns for various reasons...personally I lean towards "they", but that can mean a group.

But...I had not seen anything like that before.

 

[IndomitableSam]

Definitely the most NSFW Critical Miss I've read so far. Good thing I wasn't at work.

Came here to ask if I should read this at work. Got my answer.

Will read it when I get home tonight then.

Nah, it's OK. They were being sarcastic.

OT: PFFFFFFFFFFyep.

My personal favorite was a Tumblr denizen who changed all their pronouns to various variations of "sailing".

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhhQiRfIEAEgIK4.jpg

Ah, okay.

Thanks.

So everyone knows - it is OK to look at at work, if swearing is ok. ... If swearing isn't ok, why are you even on The Escapist at all?

On topic - I do so wish I could use that pronoun on coworkers all the time, other than under my breath. Constantly.

 

[Something Amyss]

I hear that Erin's one bad mother....

This is not satire. I repeat. This person is 100% legitimate.

You sure? Looking at the feed, it would appear to be quite tongue in cheek. Looking at the pic itself, I found this same thing posted several times attributed to different people. It just looks like copypasta to me, and deserving of little more than a "cool story, bro," rather than complaints that it's a legit phenomena.

Erin is never safe for work. She doesn't need her own pronouns for that.

I don't know, maybe if she worked for al Qaeda.

 

[Barbas]

The ones here in Japan are pretty good...

.....

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You're just cheating!...The ones in Hong Kong are pretty good as well, though. The fish burgers are truly exceptional. They have KFCs there that serve honey-glazed scones. Marvellous!

 

[JoJo]

The truly sad thing is. This isn't even an exaggeration.

Case in point:
pic.twitter.com/DpdLZxXnY8 [http://t.co/DpdLZxXnY8]

? Tumblr dot TXT (@TumblrTXT) February 28, 2014 [https://twitter.com/TumblrTXT/statuses/439189513538383872]


This is not satire. I repeat. This person is 100% legitimate.

EDIT: Hmm, apparently embedding doesn't work or works differently on these forums... at least the link to the image is there.

Wow, who do they think they are, the spirit of a boat in a human body? I could accept calling someone 'they' as a gender neutral pronoun if they really wanted me to but any of these newfangled pronouns are just silly, lets not needlessly complicate the English language any further.

 

[The Lunatic]

Oh dear, I wish this wasn't so accurate.