What america truly needs in the white house

[Goldbling]

... I think we need a little mustache in the mix

 

[This-is-Hip-Hop]

Beards.

There haven't been too many prominent presidential beards. You could count the number of beards in the white house on 1 hand. I've been wondering over the past few years what's wrong with american politics, and I have come to the conclusion that it is in fact a large absence of facial hair. I feel that President Obama is doomed to failure because of this.

Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S Grant, Rutherford B Hayes, Richard A Garfield.

That's it. 4 beards.
Great Men
Great Beards.

Bring back the beard america. It's about time.

As a side note, Grant was a Terrible President.

Though your other points were great, a Beard should make Obama Hyper-Succesful! I mean just look at Billy Mays, he has a Beard, and he sells all kinds of stuff to Foreign Buyers. Heck he should make our Foriegn Policy!*

*Any amount of serious intent from this statement, should be disgregarded entirely.

-This-is-Hip-Hop

 

[Avatar Roku]

Yeah, 'cause Grant, Garfield, and Hayes were just the best presidents we ever had.

 

[Seabriscut]

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[matrix3509]

We need some qualifications here:

Beard on President = Awesome
Goatee on President = Baby-Eating Evil

 

[szaleniec1000]

Also i've read in a funny facts book that Hitler had three balls.. Poor fellaw, no wonder he was angry..

Other side of the standard; he had one ball. Hence the song "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" (Hitler has only got one ball/The other is in the Albert Hall/etc.)

 

[santaandy]

George Washington didn't need a beard, and he was a freaking pimp.

He wanted to avoid the whole beard/mustache partisan conflict. Being nonpartisan is what made him the greatest President this country ever has and ever will see.

Also, since Obama wants to be more Lincoln-ish, a beard would do him nicely. Not an Evil Spock Goatee, a real man's beard.

 

[Signa]

Mhhh... Not sure if want...

That would look TONS better if you moved the hair from the center of the face to the sides. Yes, HUGE FUCKING SIDEBURNS!!!

and an afro too!

 

[not4prophet]

Just think of all the great people who wear their beards proudly; Jesus, Santa Claus, Chuck Norris, Gandalf the Grey, Gordon Freeman! Surely beard-faced is the way to go.

I dunno, i really just think Gordon Freeman never got a chance to shave, what with all his runabouts and shenanigans.

That being said, he totally would wear a beard if given the choice. So I guess it's a moot point.

Hail The Free Man!