what animal do you hate the most?
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I'm guessing your not anti giant squid then.Neonbob said:
OT: I hate pandas because any animal to dumb to mate to save it's own species deserves to be extinct(and lets face it they are useless), cats because they are evil and I'm allergic to them, and dolphins because they are assholes and act like frat boys.
Humans. We count as animals.
Other than that, I hate hyenas. I believe the world is better off without them.
Other than that, I hate hyenas. I believe the world is better off without them.
That's a myth, actually. It was an experiment to find out how gullible people are.waterhazard said:Hmmmm wonder how many you swallowed while asleep.SlowShootinPete said:
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
Is..is it Geese? Oh God don't hit me *cowers*Neonbob said:
And I dislike Wasps, as much as they dislike me. They have a habit of coming out of nowhere and stinging me for no apparent reason except for shits and giggles.
I don't like cats, especially as pets because they aren't really your pet, they are more like furry freeloaders who only associate with you whaen they want something and destroy your furniture. Other than that if it flies and goes bzzz right in your ear, I'll hate it.
Im pretty sure that the Human is the most hated and most loved animal of all.
I mean, i love my family but i hate Hitler
I mean, i love my family but i hate Hitler
Ticks. Ticks are the only animal I would honestly consider driving to extinction if I had the opportunity.
I think I have a phobia of them at this point, since they harassed me so much in my childhood. I liked playing in the forest, so all the little fuckers would come out and bite me. Of course you typically don't notice that since they are so small and slow. A few days later I would run my hand through my hair, and then feel a small bump. I'd touch the bump a few more times, hoping it wasn't what I thought I was. Of course it always was. Then my mom would get the tweezers and alcohol, and we'd spend 5+ minutes in the bathroom trying to dig the tick out of my scalp. Most of the time my mom would remove the body, only to find that the things fangs were still embedded in my skull. Another 5+ minutes in the bathroom.
Now that I'm older, I haven't been bitten by a tick in a long time since I'm much more paranoid about them. But the little bastards still find ways to annoy me. On a recent hike, I emerged from the brush then collapsed onto the grass, looking up at the beautiful blue sky as bird chirped off in the distance. Then I noticed about 5 ticks crawling on my pants and shoes. I went hysterical, and spent about 3 minutes making sure there wasn't a single tick anywhere on my body. This was actually entirely justified, since I found one embedded in my shoelaces right before I left. Aside from trying to bite me, ticks also bite my dog frequently.
Without any redeeming factors to name, ticks have earned nothing but bitter contempt from me. To top it all off, seeing a tick fully bloated with blood is a truly grotesque sight. So yeah, ticks such.
I think I have a phobia of them at this point, since they harassed me so much in my childhood. I liked playing in the forest, so all the little fuckers would come out and bite me. Of course you typically don't notice that since they are so small and slow. A few days later I would run my hand through my hair, and then feel a small bump. I'd touch the bump a few more times, hoping it wasn't what I thought I was. Of course it always was. Then my mom would get the tweezers and alcohol, and we'd spend 5+ minutes in the bathroom trying to dig the tick out of my scalp. Most of the time my mom would remove the body, only to find that the things fangs were still embedded in my skull. Another 5+ minutes in the bathroom.
Now that I'm older, I haven't been bitten by a tick in a long time since I'm much more paranoid about them. But the little bastards still find ways to annoy me. On a recent hike, I emerged from the brush then collapsed onto the grass, looking up at the beautiful blue sky as bird chirped off in the distance. Then I noticed about 5 ticks crawling on my pants and shoes. I went hysterical, and spent about 3 minutes making sure there wasn't a single tick anywhere on my body. This was actually entirely justified, since I found one embedded in my shoelaces right before I left. Aside from trying to bite me, ticks also bite my dog frequently.
Without any redeeming factors to name, ticks have earned nothing but bitter contempt from me. To top it all off, seeing a tick fully bloated with blood is a truly grotesque sight. So yeah, ticks such.
That "cute" stuff would probably be the reason you'd be nothing but a bloodstain if you encountered a pack of hyenas. They eat every part of its victim while it's still living, but so do many animals, but hyenas do it in a more vicious fashion. At least many other animals have the decency to kill you quickly before beginning to eat.Jfswift said:
