what animal do you hate the most?

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Snipermanic

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cows, every one I have ever met just stands there slacked jawed dead eyed and dribbling. Oh and squid for no real reason other than their not normal.
 

Otterpoet

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Ferrets. Nasty, vile little things. My Ex-wife had one. It crapped everywhere, bit visitors, and chewed anything it could get its teeth on.
 

Vitor Goncalves

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Neonbob said:
sheic99 said:
Neonbob said:
You have one guess.
God help you if you get it wrong, since such an obvious error would indicate that your brain is malfunctioning on a very basic level.
<color=white>It's whales. Yes. I CAN BE PREDICTABLE SOMETIMES!
Dolphins?

OT:pandas, they think they're better than the other bears being all endangered.
Lucky you. You're close enough for me to not worry about.
And I've got a test subject already.
Technically dolphins are whales so... You need to be more specific :p

To me is snakes.

Keava said:
Humans. No animal can be as ignorant, stupid, pointlessly curel and intolerant as humans. Rest of the animal kngodm only does their job and tries to survive.
I can think of at least another group of animals that kill for fun: whales, not all species but many of them, including dolphins and killer whales.
 

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RedMenace said:
Neonbob said:
You have one guess.
God help you if you get it wrong, since such an obvious error would indicate that your brain is malfunctioning on a very basic level.
<color=white>It's whales. Yes. I CAN BE PREDICTABLE SOMETIMES!
Could it be cats?

Because we all know that you own a collection of plush whales and have a shrine dedicated to the "Whale Overlords", so it cant be whales. Nope, definitely not whales.'

OT: Spiders and snakes.
You...I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU!
When I woke up from that haze and found myself there...it was a very bad start to a rather horrible day.
Don't worry, that shrine is long gone.
Vitor Goncalves said:
Neonbob said:
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Lucky you. You're close enough for me to not worry about.
And I've got a test subject already.
Technically dolphins are whales so... You need to be more specific :p

To me is snakes.
I just think of dolphins as whales that weren't big enough to go out and swim with the rest, and so they made their own gangs and perpetrated acts of animal dickishness.
 

Double A

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I hate several, and most of them have six legs and sting.

My MOST hated animal is the mosquito. They bite me EVERYWHERE. Once I was up in Maine, my legs looked like they had fucking chicken pox.
 

dalek sec

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Spiders, I simply hate those eight legged bastards with every ounce of will in my body.
 

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silver wolf009 said:
Anything that puts the good of thier queen/leader above them. They just seem so alien to me.
Dude, I love your avatar by the way.
 

the December King

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thenumberthirteen said:
I don't know what they're called but there a big flying beetle that come out during the summer. It's really big and loud and loves to fly into your house at night and scare the shit out of me.
It could be a june bug, and while I don't hate them, I do find them unnerving.

As for me hating an animal, I'd have to say none. I can't call humans animals, but if I could, I'd hate them the most- I know, alot of folk have said this already, but I suppose I reserve my hate for those that can earn and appreciate it. And we do!
 

Agrosmurf

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Worms, not earth worms. But any sort of worm that can find it's way into you.

Just thinking about it makes me sick.
 
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I hate penguins. Yes, penguins. They're so goddamn adorable....I wish I could nuke the south pole.

Also, spiders. Creepy fuckers.
 

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Ticks. Ticks are the only animal I would honestly consider driving to extinction if I had the opportunity.

I think I have a phobia of them at this point, since they harassed me so much in my childhood. I liked playing in the forest, so all the little fuckers would come out and bite me. Of course you typically don't notice that since they are so small and slow. A few days later I would run my hand through my hair, and then feel a small bump. I'd touch the bump a few more times, hoping it wasn't what I thought I was. Of course it always was. Then my mom would get the tweezers and alcohol, and we'd spend 5+ minutes in the bathroom trying to dig the tick out of my scalp. Most of the time my mom would remove the body, only to find that the things fangs were still embedded in my skull. Another 5+ minutes in the bathroom.

Now that I'm older, I haven't been bitten by a tick in a long time since I'm much more paranoid about them. But the little bastards still find ways to annoy me. On a recent hike, I emerged from the brush then collapsed onto the grass, looking up at the beautiful blue sky as bird chirped off in the distance. Then I noticed about 5 ticks crawling on my pants and shoes. I went hysterical, and spent about 3 minutes making sure there wasn't a single tick anywhere on my body. This was actually entirely justified, since I found one embedded in my shoelaces right before I left. Aside from trying to bite me, ticks also bite my dog frequently.

Without any redeeming factors to name, ticks have earned nothing but bitter contempt from me. To top it all off, seeing a tick fully bloated with blood is a truly grotesque sight. So yeah, ticks such.
I got one of those behind my ear once and had to spend 6 hours in the hospital with an I.V. in my arm so I wouldnt get lyme, and I had to get a bunch of shots behind my ear, and the skin around the bite started rotting...

so yeah ticks pretty much take the cake
 

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thenumberthirteen said:
I don't know what they're called but there a big flying beetle that come out during the summer. It's really big and loud and loves to fly into your house at night and scare the shit out of me.
Hm... Cicadas are extremely large and VERY loud. But they aren't technically beetles so I don't know if thats what you're thinking of. They chirp like 5 times louder than crickets?

And how the hell does it get into MY house and scare YOU? Pah. Creeper. :D

I hate spiders and wasps. We have a nest of hornets in the garage... nobody has the courage ot take out the nest though, even with spray.
 

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Neonbob said:
You have one guess.
God help you if you get it wrong, since such an obvious error would indicate that your brain is malfunctioning on a very basic level.
<color=white>It's whales. Yes. I CAN BE PREDICTABLE SOMETIMES!
Why do you hate whales?