what animal do you hate the most?
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Gulls! this one gull attacked me for like 5 minutes yesterday! I mean yes i was intruding on its territory, but i wasn't acting aggressively!
Anyways, it dived at me like 20 times, and i was both scared shitless and aggravated like fuck!
I couldn't even bend down to pick up a rock, because it would send submissive signals to the fucker!
So, not being able to shoot it out of the sky with a rock, all i could do was hiss, growl, yell and wave my arms when it came near me.
On a later thought, it probably wouldn't have attacked me, but that doesn't make the gulls less hate-able.
Seriously, it was only 1-2 feet away from my head at times! I'm bringing some kind of defensive weapon next time i have to go to that lake. Which is tomorrow by the way >.<
Anyways, it dived at me like 20 times, and i was both scared shitless and aggravated like fuck!
I couldn't even bend down to pick up a rock, because it would send submissive signals to the fucker!
So, not being able to shoot it out of the sky with a rock, all i could do was hiss, growl, yell and wave my arms when it came near me.
On a later thought, it probably wouldn't have attacked me, but that doesn't make the gulls less hate-able.
Seriously, it was only 1-2 feet away from my head at times! I'm bringing some kind of defensive weapon next time i have to go to that lake. Which is tomorrow by the way >.<
I don't really hate any animal. Not really a fan of how small bugs are, though - It just makes them way too easy to kill by acident, and when your me, even killing an ant makes you feel like a dick.
I suppose my worst animal - I still don't hate them, but I like them about the least, which is still pretty much mind you and OH GOD RAMBLE RAMBLE - Would be a fake wasp. I forget the actual name for the bug in question, but calling it a fake wasp is about right - It looks like a wasp, but it doesn't have a stinger, and if I recall corectly, it doesn't fly either. That doesn't change the fact that it LOOKS like a wasp, and if you don't like pain, like me, one of the many things you want to stay away from is a wasp. So you stay away, hoping it flies off... But it doesn't. So you have to slooooowly crawl up to it, and sloooowly get it on a piece of paper or something, all the while thinking "Why isn't it stinging me allready?" And then, you start to think "Hey! I remember hearing about fake wasps..." And you start to feel just a tiny little bit of anger towards the bug in question. "Faking looking like a wasp? What a twat!"
... Eh, whatever. You probably don't see them much - They're hard to find even in england, an the USA is a LOT different in terms of climate, so they probably couldn't really thrive over there... Maybe they do. Who knows? Do I look like a bug expert?
I suppose my worst animal - I still don't hate them, but I like them about the least, which is still pretty much mind you and OH GOD RAMBLE RAMBLE - Would be a fake wasp. I forget the actual name for the bug in question, but calling it a fake wasp is about right - It looks like a wasp, but it doesn't have a stinger, and if I recall corectly, it doesn't fly either. That doesn't change the fact that it LOOKS like a wasp, and if you don't like pain, like me, one of the many things you want to stay away from is a wasp. So you stay away, hoping it flies off... But it doesn't. So you have to slooooowly crawl up to it, and sloooowly get it on a piece of paper or something, all the while thinking "Why isn't it stinging me allready?" And then, you start to think "Hey! I remember hearing about fake wasps..." And you start to feel just a tiny little bit of anger towards the bug in question. "Faking looking like a wasp? What a twat!"
... Eh, whatever. You probably don't see them much - They're hard to find even in england, an the USA is a LOT different in terms of climate, so they probably couldn't really thrive over there... Maybe they do. Who knows? Do I look like a bug expert?
This! A thousand times this! I would rather be in a room with a bear holding a chainsaw than have a big centipede crawl out of my bed to give me a thousand dollars.FargoDog said:
All insects. Get. Away. From. Me!!!!!
I can't think of an actual animal I hate. I love them all.
I can't think of an actual animal I hate. I love them all.
I don't really hate hate any specific animal, so I'll just list the ones I like.
Crows
Blue-tongued Skinks
Emperor Scorpions
Crows
Blue-tongued Skinks
Emperor Scorpions
yes...
ticks are the worst animals ever. they dont even have a real function in life. inlike spiders...dont like them, but they are somewhat needed at least
ticks are the worst animals ever. they dont even have a real function in life. inlike spiders...dont like them, but they are somewhat needed at least
Platypuss
those things need to figure out what the fuck they are. They have fur, but they have webbed feet and a bill. But they also have a beaver tail. Not to mention the "laying eggs" thing. Sort your shit our platypi
those things need to figure out what the fuck they are. They have fur, but they have webbed feet and a bill. But they also have a beaver tail. Not to mention the "laying eggs" thing. Sort your shit our platypi
The only dog haters I know are sociopaths. Seriously.mpo48 said:
I'll fire back stereotypically by saying I hate cats...
and bears, and beavers, and lions, and monkeys, and meercats, horses sometimes.
