What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[silversnake4133]

-"I feel asleep".
-"I hear it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"
-Anything from a children's game.
-"If the laws of Nature allowed it, I would bear that man's children."
-"Axe me a question, I dare you."
-"Honestly though, you have played the game for a very long time. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?"
-"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with liiiiiiiight!"
-"What's this? It appears the maiden is accompanied by a little booger. Is the village to meet its end at last?"

To name a few. Har.

 

[bodyguarddied]

Metal Gear Solid 2: "We've managed to avoid drowning."

 

[blue spartan 11]

Activate the IWHBYD skull in a halo game. Go ahead. Come back to me in a few hours and you'll see.
You'll see...

 

[Ninjamedic]

I recently picked up Bioshock for ps3 and Atlas' "Gahdahm Sploicers" at the beginning really confused me.

It's the Irish accent.

 

[jowo96]

"STAND STILL I'M TRYING TO HEAL YOU NOT BLOODY TICKLE YOU!" - Killing Floor

 

[HellsingerAngel]

I can't beleive this hasn't been put, but...

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."

EDIT: Oh, can't forget this...

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

 

[Tenkage]

I can't beleive this hasn't been put, but...

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."

Resident Evil seriously had the worse translation since "All your base are belong to us"

 

[The Paradigm]

"STAND STILL I'M TRYING TO HEAL YOU NOT BLOODY TICKLE YOU!" - Killing Floor

I particularly like, "You're all fur coat no-knickers bitches!"

 

[Vhite]

I have been rickrolled by grave in Sacred 2.

 

[Flour]

"Touch the demon inside me."

It's from Demon's Souls and even in context it feels out of place.(you're talking to the girl that levels your character)

 

[No-Superman10]

I recently picked up Bioshock for ps3 and Atlas' "Gahdahm Sploicers" at the beginning really confused me.

It's the Irish accent.

Yeah i know it just caught me off guard at the time so to speak.

 

[Tenkage]

I have been rickrolled by grave in Sacred 2.

Seriously? Got a video of that?

 

[No-Superman10]

"STAND STILL I'M TRYING TO HEAL YOU NOT BLOODY TICKLE YOU!" - Killing Floor

I particularly like, "You're all fur coat no-knickers bitches!"

I'm going to buy Killing Floor now...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"What a crock 'of shit..."

RIP.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I recently picked up Bioshock for ps3 and Atlas' "Gahdahm Sploicers" at the beginning really confused me.

It's the Irish accent.

Yeah i know it just caught me off guard at the time so to speak.

Same here and I'm Irish.

 

[Vhite]

I have been rickrolled by grave in Sacred 2.

Seriously? Got a video of that?

I may have a screenshot if I can open that grave again, otherwise Im gonna have try new character which may take some time.

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Alone in the Dark holds a special mention:

"Give me the Stone!"
"I Don't have your stone...And Fuck you Anyways!"

Yes, Well done there Alone in the Dark....You special inbred freak of game.

 

[Tenkage]

I have been rickrolled by grave in Sacred 2.

Seriously? Got a video of that?

I may have a screenshot if I can open that grave again, otherwise Im gonna have try new character which may take some time.

Right...seriously a Rick Roll...don't know whether top be insulted or impressed LOL

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Some Oldies but Goldies:

'You spoony bard!'

and

this guy are sick.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I always found it a bit creepy in Crackdown 2 that the Agency seems to get a little turned on whenever I'm in pain.