What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?
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Found this on a computer in Germantown-FO3
911 Dispatcher: "911 what is the nature of your emergency?"
Man: "(Excitedly - the wings on my shoes shrunk and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins but how(interrupted)"
911 Dispatcher: "Could you please repeat that sir?"
Man: (continuing) my banana slippers are like water boats because the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches (interrupted)"
911 Dispatcher: "Alright sir, just remain where you are, I'm sending help."
Man "(continuing)and that's how you get to llama school!"
Soo hilarious. I had to take a picture when I saw this. Thats my all time favorite followed by
"itsa me! Mario!" from ass creed two.
911 Dispatcher: "911 what is the nature of your emergency?"
Man: "(Excitedly - the wings on my shoes shrunk and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins but how(interrupted)"
911 Dispatcher: "Could you please repeat that sir?"
Man: (continuing) my banana slippers are like water boats because the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches (interrupted)"
911 Dispatcher: "Alright sir, just remain where you are, I'm sending help."
Man "(continuing)and that's how you get to llama school!"
Soo hilarious. I had to take a picture when I saw this. Thats my all time favorite followed by
"itsa me! Mario!" from ass creed two.
"Tough luck, sucka!" - Psycastria for the Commodore 64. And yes, I heard this - the one use of speech synth in the game and it was this comment, played when you died.
Close second would be the silly high-pitched "Hey! Don't shoot me!" when you (as the Allied player) shoot an escaping hostage in Beachhead II. Doesn't hurt them, they just stop to say it (which is handy if you need to slow them down for a second because someone laid a mine right in front of 'em).
Also funny is if you shoot them just before a tank runs them over. "Hey! Don't shoot REEEEAARRRRGHGHHHGGHHGH!"
Close second would be the silly high-pitched "Hey! Don't shoot me!" when you (as the Allied player) shoot an escaping hostage in Beachhead II. Doesn't hurt them, they just stop to say it (which is handy if you need to slow them down for a second because someone laid a mine right in front of 'em).
Also funny is if you shoot them just before a tank runs them over. "Hey! Don't shoot REEEEAARRRRGHGHHHGGHHGH!"
"I would have been your daddy but a dog beat me over the fence!"
Johnson from Halo insulting some ugly alien's parents or something.
Basically a lot of random combat diologue with the I-would-have-been-your-daddy-skull on in Halo
Johnson from Halo insulting some ugly alien's parents or something.
Basically a lot of random combat diologue with the I-would-have-been-your-daddy-skull on in Halo
"They're sinking cities with a giant worm!" Gears of War 2. I heard this out of context when my friend was playing the game.
Whatever the fuck Vega says right before Bloody High Claw.
Also the ENTIRE engrish translation of Samurai Shodown 2
Also the ENTIRE engrish translation of Samurai Shodown 2
I say that all the time... It's a British thing.CloudKiller said:
I guess, Do you know the fine for necrophilia?'
Completely took me off guard.
Oblivion by the way.
Ive got screenshot but image is little too big so I just post link on imageshack.Tenkage said:Right...seriously a Rick Roll...don't know whether top be insulted or impressed LOLVhite said:I may have a screenshot if I can open that grave again, otherwise Im gonna have try new character which may take some time.Tenkage said:Seriously? Got a video of that?Vhite said:I have been rickrolled by grave in Sacred 2.
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