What are the weirdest song lyrics you've ever heard?

[Always_Remain]

The master of weird lyrics of course!

Spoiler: I am the Walrus - The Beatles

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G'JOOB.
Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run. I'm crying - I'm crying I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic
Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down.
I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus. GOO GOO G'JOOB.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus. G'JOOB, G'GOO, G'JOOB.
Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!
See how they smile,
Like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied. I'm crying.
Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna
Man you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB
GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO
GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB.

 

[Instant K4rma]

"...Where rocking-horse people eat marshmallow pies." - the Beatles

 

[Rooster893]

Slap a girl and make it jiggle.


There's rap music for you.

 

[bonesncis110]

we like to poo in our pants from zoom academy of superheros

 

[PotatoHandle]

Nebula by Incubus; Some of the lyrical gems from Nebula include:
"Disconnect and let me drift until my up-side down is right-side in."
"...Like an orgasmatron on overdrive."

The whole S.C.I.E.N.C.E. album is pretty spacked out, really. e.g. "On this page, you see a little girl giggling at a hippopotamus... I wonder why?"

Still remains my favourite album to date though. Despite whatever proverbial balls they were trippin' when they wrote the lyrics. >_>

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

A recent song...

"shush girl,
Shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller,
And talk with your hips."

...

-.-

She want's to touch me (Woah)
She'll never leave me (Woah)
Woah-oh-oh xD
OT: Chop Suey! has random lyrics. It's like they just found a random word generator, and used it to write the song. I mean, it's not even about the food... it's just random xD

*shakes his head*

I maintain that when I am trying to get rid of a boner, Hellen Keller is what I think about.

Horrible song lyrics...

(And my dorm mates don't mind rubbing it in.)

 

[TheHitcher]

"Kinda like the way you're breathing
Kinda like the way you keep lookin' away
Would you like to glide on...
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's Dick."

-Hidden song from the album Salival by Tool

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Anything by the band Polkador Cadaver... Here's a song. (Chloroform Girl)

Spoiler

Your eyes look just like bullet holes
it must be all that crying
you haven't learned a thing at all
another helter skelter
moonlight has come and gone
the bloody writings on the wall

Chloroform girl how have you been
don't let me catch you sleeping again
you're only alive because I like you
it's been 3 years since you've seen the sunlight
but I know you're having fun
bound, gagged and chained up in my basement

You look just like a zombie
inches from dead and pretty
with purple flowers in your hair
I hear the angels crying just as the devil smiles
all the little pigs will die tonight

I hear the devil singing the most haunting melodies
I've got this overwhelming feeling of morbid ecstasy coming over me

Or Mr. Bungle... (Song: Squeeze Me Macaroni)

Spoiler

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough...Tall man

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

And one more... Waking the Cadaver. (Song: Chased Through the Woods by A Rapist)

Spoiler

I like to chew on gum
i like to color paint
i'd like to feel your arm
i like shredded wheat
i like shredded
shut up shredded
i dont like rice
except for the white
dont touch my rice
my rice
wheat
shredded wheat
shreddeded wheat
shredded
shreddeded
shreddeded
shreddeded
shreddededed
never fuck with my wheat
or rice
my rice
please please please please please

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Ahem:

We were talking
about
the space between us all
and the people
who hide themselves behind the wall
with illusion
and a glimpse of truth
then its all too late,
when they pass away.

We were talking
about
the love we all can share
when we find it
to try our best to understand
with our love, with our lover we can save the world
if only they knew...

Try to realise its always
better seems when nothing can make you change.

Guess you're really only
so much more small when life goes on within you and without you...

(the entirity of The Beatles "Within you and Without you."

 

[Necrofudge]

The lyrics to "The Pot" by Tool.
If there is some deep hidden meaning to them, I don't care because it would just ruin things.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Terracotta Pie by System of a Down.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

i forgot what it was , but the lyric would be somekind of that in english
"i love human flesh......you love human flesh.......I NEED more Mustarrd!"
some punk stuff i guess. loved that

 

[Lord Stompy]

I cut like a Buffalo by The Dead Weather.

Some crazy stuff going on there.

Other than that, Elektronik - Supersonik by Zlad, it's hilarious go watch it on youtube or something.

Now.

 

[Dahni]

Spoiler: Surprise! I'm From Cuba, Everyone Has One Brain by Dance Gavin Dance

Hey girl, Imma eat your soul
I got this sword
Dashing, young and bold
Let's collect hearts on the way
Plus two, to you, in the evil bay
So hey girl, what should we do?
Get clues, drink some potions that are blue
Well, you know, there just isn't time
I don't got the time
I don't got the time

Oh, look up girl, show me what you have to use
(Right now I'd...) Oh, look up girl, show me what you have to use
(Right now I'd... I'd be the *****, but I left you, I left you in the ditch)
(Right now I'd...) Oh, look up girl, show me what you have to use
(Right now I'd be the...) Oh, look up, girl...

Bite the line, remove the words that follow (This battle's narrowing)
Turn the key or in the mud you wallow (Hold off, I surrender)
Stay for me (Burning bushes may be cold as shoulder)
One door...
Flip the latch
Go on and catch the boulder
(Can't fake now)
Let go!

Step back, let go
Step back, let go
Step back, let go
Step back, let go

"All of those who took the rode before you,
they were possessed by the dark power,
but you... you shall do this alone
As you walk through valley of the gorgonian tempest,
the tri-elemental black darkness was engulfing the sovereign lands
Use the plus nine staff of the bobcat a voice said from above
Defeat the demon of rathcorf and you will restore peace to the land
and lineage of your blood"

Step back, let go
Step back, let go
Step back, let go
Step back

(Step back, let go, step back, let go)
One night, I woke (Say one more line)
With all these hopes (Stay for me)
(Step back, let go, step back, let go)
Say one more line
I believe there's meaning
No, I believe there's nothing
I believe there's meaning
No, I believe there's nothing
Stay for me...

(Step back, let go, step back, let go)
One night, I woke (Say one more line)
With all these hopes (Stay for me)
(Step back, let go, step back, let go)
Say one more line
I believe there's meaning
No, I believe there's nothing
I believe there's meaning
No, I believe there's nothing

Weirdest ones I could think of off the top of my head.

 

[Dubstep Sonny]

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.

-Mmm, it tastes just like raisins.-


At the stroke of it's mane, it turns into a plane,
Then it turns back again when you tug on it's winky.

-Eww, that's dirty.-

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse, I'll take you 'round the universe,
And all the other places too.

-I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.-

Shutup woman, get on my horse.

 

[Teh Ty]

Say Anything has some pretty weird lyrics

Spoiler

Lyrics to She Won't Follow You :
Though I was alone in my utter disgust
Till the old me started to bleed and we became us
Lust in this trust in this social halitosis
Combust to form stardust burning nuclear gust

Who sets presidents up to farm oil
It's the pigs who's curl out to pointed coil
If you want an award to mark an s at the end of your test
Don't dare steal call and distress were the best

(Meet me in the back room)
I'll tell you everything, you everything, woah
(Meet me in the back room)
Just run away with me, just lay with me, woah

They say rebellion exists in despair
And there I wanted facial hair
Devil may or may not care
I saw the look she gave to Mr Cred
She said don't let that blow go to you're head
She took my hand instead
There's nothing like the brain of a beautiful girl
Would they grasp the phalicy of the world
We're in the back room, back to back, breathing hard
Breathing fire on the heart they set to defile

(Meet me in the back room)
I'll tell you everything, you everything, woah
(Meet me in the back room)
Just run away with me, just lay with me, woah
(Meet me in the back room)
I'll tell you everything, you everything, woah
(Meet me in the back room)
Just run away with me, just lay with me, woah

Alright!

(Meet me in the back room)
I'll tell you everything, you everything, woah
(Meet me in the back room)
Just run away with me, just lay with me, woah
(Meet me in the back room)
I'll tell you everything, you everything, woah
(Meet me in the back room)
Just run away with me, just lay with me, woah
She won't follow you
She won't follow you, she won't follow
She won't follow you
She won't follow you, she won't follow

 

[brainfreeze215]

Day of the Sunflowers by Basement Jaxx feat. Yoko Ono:

Spoiler

Millions of kisses fall from the sky,
Millions of tears for sunshine to dry.
Millions of kisses fall from the sky,
Millions of tears for sunshine to dry.

Incandescence, Let them flow.
the rivers, rivers of being.

WE MARCH ON!!! (x4)

Love is being real love
Take my hand,
you'll fly like doves
Sleep aside the steamy crabs
tremble tremble in the dust

Incandescence, let them flow.
the rivers, rivers of being.

WE MARCH ON!!! (x4)

Open like a flower
Come get naked with me
music take me whole
tie me up in melody
just a touch
its all we need
just a kiss....Uh...Ummm..

Day of the sunflowers, we march on,
day of the sunflowers...

We march on (x5)

Open like a flower!

We march on (3)

Just a touch, ooh, its all we need
Just a touch, mmmmmm, its all we need
Just a kiss, UH! UH! its all we need
Just, just, just a kiss...
Just, just, just, just a kiss...
Just a kiss...

And so they came!
Twenty thousand fishs, flying down from the sky,
pokerdot sun, five miles wide, apple...pie

Uh! Uhhh!

I'm bigger now
when I strech to the clouds
my feet are bigger than three lagoons
And I can roll like a magnificent beach ball,
striving high!

Uh! Uhhh! Uhhhh!

I touch everything as I roll
The fish tickle my skin
The trees feel so nice on my knees
and nothing is crushed

Ahahahahaha!

Oh its a big soft, a breath of mountain-air

Ahahahahaha!

I reach out for you, but so is the ball red?
My hand streches for a thousand miles
within the spiral of an infinant cosimic coil

Ohohohahahahah!

Cows they look like dots
I'm smaller now, I'm smaller now

Theres no way through the window
and it is lost, it is lost
my dreams and my idol fantasy,
lay infront of me,
as dust.

*ONO ORGASIM*

Rivers of being.

We march on (repeat to end)