What are the worst misconceptions you know of?

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StereoMike

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I guess I'll address some of the things. Japan is kind of a weird place.

moretimethansense said:
StereoMike said:
Japan is the only country with 4 seasons.
You have got to be shitting me.
Really?
No really?
I'm sorry but, really?
That someone could possib... Really!?
Yeah it's really weird. It comes from this thing called Nihonjinron which basically means "studies on the Japanese people. Originally it started as social darwinism but with Japanese people on top instead of white people, but nowadays almost all of it's crazy theories are regarded as just that: crazy. But for some reason this is the only one that stuck.


Keepitclean said:
StereoMike said:
Well, I'm a Canadian living in Japan so I have kind of a long list of misconceptions people have about "foreigners". I'm not Japan bashing here, but these a pretty much held as truth by anyone over 30 or who has never left the country.

1. Foreigners can't eat natto, umeboshi, or raw fish. (note: that's "can't eat" not "don't like")
As in you don't have the right to or can't eat because you will die if you do?
Like we can't process it right or something. I've never gotten a straight explanation. The best one I got was from a Japanese person whose English wasn't great, telling me that it's not part of our traditional cuisine so it's reasonable to think that we can't deal with eating it. That's the clearest explanation I've got though. The best way to respond to a person who acts surprised that you like sushi is to ask if they can eat pizza, and they'll look all shocked and confused as to why you would ask them that.


bahumat42 said:
StereoMike said:
Well, I'm a Canadian living in Japan so I have kind of a long list of misconceptions people have about "foreigners". I'm not Japan bashing here, but these a pretty much held as truth by anyone over 30 or who has never left the country.

1. Foreigners can't eat natto, umeboshi, or raw fish. (note: that's "can't eat" not "don't like")

2. Foreigners can never speak Japanese as well as a Japanese person, because Japanese is the most unique language in the world.

3. Foreigners all speak English.

4. Foreigners do not know how to use chopsticks, and must be praised non-stop when it turns out that they can.

Oh and here's a bonus one, not about foreigners but still a hilarious misconception that is widely believed here:

Japan is the only country with 4 seasons.
well to be fair those are all fairly explainable

1) sushi isn't that common outside of trendy circles and japan
2) every language bums itse3lf
3) english is a very common language and most travellers to japan will speak it
4) ok this ones kinda dumb because it takes like 10 minutes to learn to use chopsticks

also lol on the final one. Thats probably down to the media portraying only 2 seasons (summer and winter).

sorry to pick apart your post.
Hey no problem, picking apart posts is all right with me!

1) I don't know where you're from so maybe it isn't common where you are, but I haven't been to a city where sushi isn't pretty much commonplace. I don't even know a single person, whether back in Canada or from other countries, who's never tried sushi. And anyway, most people who come from abroad to live and work in Japan love Japanese food, so it's still kind of strange why people would think we can't eat it.

2) Yeah that's the thing. Every language is fairly complicated, and to tell the truth, no one can speak a language as well as a native speaker unless they've been speaking it their whole lives, which makes them a native speaker anyway. But the thing is, the prevailing belief here is that it's only Japanese that is like that. Any other language is perfectly learnable, but Japanese is portrayed as some mysterious thing that non-Japanese will never be able to penetrate. It's quite strange. I mean I've studied French and Japanese, and in terms of the speaking aspect of those languages, Japanese is way easier. Writing is another matter entirely unfortunately...

3) Yeah it is the universal language, so maybe it works to try and speak it when you see a foreign person. The thing is though, it's a very common sight to see a Caucasian tourist/ex-pat with no English skill talking to a Japanese person (asking for directions, or how much bus fare is or something) in Japanese and the only response they get is one that comes out as extremely confusing broken English. The reason for it I think is that in the school system here, people are told that if you want to speak to foreigners, you need to speak English because foreigners speak English. And no one questions it until it becomes just an accepted fact that "non-Japanese = speaks English".
 

Arkzism

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oh so many, all muslims are terrorists, gays ruin marriages, atheists have no morals, the longsword is essentially a fancy club, all guys want sex
 

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moretimethansense said:
Tea - Love it, milk four sugars please!
Crumpets - With plenty of butter
Scones - yep again
Fry ups - I'm not allowed, but I do love them
Indian food - we just wouldn't be British if we didn't nick other cultures' foods
Chinese food - see above
Bacon Butties - yes, but this ones hardly limted to us
Black pudding - I hate the idea but love the taste
And after all that I'll pop down to the local chippie and have a fish supper with a cumberland sausage and a fried egg on top!

And yet appearence and personality wise I'm about as far from the stereotype as it is possible to be.
I've been craving a decent bacon butty for 2 years now! Can't make any good ones with American style bacon.

Anyway my contributions.
'Being Catholic means you can't and must not believe in Evolution!' - Not true
'You can only call yourself a hard core gamer, if you play FPS only' - Got it wrong here
'Girls don't play games. If they do they are fat, lesbian, men haters!' - Go play Rainbow Six Vegas 2. You'll be enlightened. Also most girls I've meet, do play games. A Lot!
 

Sinclair Solutions

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Oh, I got another one:

A man that is not interested in having or pursuing sex all the time is gay.

I get this one...a lot. I even wrote a little comedy sketch about it.
 

Keepitclean

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Arkzism said:
all guys want sex
I hate this misconception! I sometimes want a sandwich or my ironing done aswell...

StereoMike said:
I guess I'll address some of the things. Japan is kind of a weird place.


Keepitclean said:
StereoMike said:
Well, I'm a Canadian living in Japan so I have kind of a long list of misconceptions people have about "foreigners". I'm not Japan bashing here, but these a pretty much held as truth by anyone over 30 or who has never left the country.

1. Foreigners can't eat natto, umeboshi, or raw fish. (note: that's "can't eat" not "don't like")
As in you don't have the right to or can't eat because you will die if you do?
Like we can't process it right or something. I've never gotten a straight explanation. The best one I got was from a Japanese person whose English wasn't great, telling me that it's not part of our traditional cuisine so it's reasonable to think that we can't deal with eating it. That's the clearest explanation I've got though. The best way to respond to a person who acts surprised that you like sushi is to ask if they can eat pizza, and they'll look all shocked and confused as to why you would ask them that.
So may they think its disgusting but they eat it anyway because of tradition, we all know how big they are on that. A lot of my white friends aren't too keen on raw fish dishes. I'm also a white Australian but I live in a very "multicultural" area so I hang out with Asians a lot. Seriously, you should see some of the looks I get when I mention that I don't like rice. They look at me like I just turned bright blue and say something like "What do you eat!?!".

I love raw tuna with wasabi and soy sauce. The fresher the better.

EDIT: Your post portrays the Japanese as major Elitists. Is it a problem or are these just minor things that make Japan Japan?


lacktheknack said:
Basically, anything that an anti-theist has to say about religion.
I would dispute this. Most anti-theists are ex-theists, myself included.
 

eljawa

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That Socialism isn't inherently flawed, and that Communism works in theory.
how are those misconceptions?

anyhow, i think a wikipedia article exists on this subject
 

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Trildor said:
That Napoleon was a midget. He was 5' 7", which is hardly a shrimp.
You serious? That was medium height back then.
Didn't know that.
Yeah he actually liked to surround himself with REALLY tall bodyguards (or so I've heard) he just looked small compared to them.
 

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Keepitclean said:
lacktheknack said:
Basically, anything that an anti-theist has to say about religion.
I would dispute this. Most anti-theists are ex-theists, myself included.
I apologize on the behalf of the sane for whatever abuse you withstood at the hands of the crazy.

timeadept said:
Keepitclean said:
lacktheknack said:
Basically, anything that an anti-theist has to say about religion.
I would dispute this. Most anti-theists are ex-theists, myself included.
As am I.
You as well.
 

The Sandvich

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That all Pedophiles are Child Molesters.

Protip: A typical heterosexual male is more likely to molest than a Pedo.

[sub]No, seriously.[/sub]
Wow, I was actually going to mention that one since I figured no one would mention it
 

Dark Knifer

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One I forgot to mention too. That nuclear power is way too dangerous for us to even consider using. Now, with modern engineering, it's pretty much impossible for a nuclear power plant to explode atomic bomb style on us. There are several fail safes in place and modern nuclear power plants have incredibly thick shells of concrete around them, capable of containing the blast.

It's not even possible for terrorists to steal the reactor and make it into a bomb since a nuclear bomb and nuclear reactor work in very different ways, assuming they were even capable of stealing one in the first place. Even the wastes it produced are in manageable amounts, compared to fossil fuels especially. We could fix the whole power problem easily if this misconception wasn't so widely regarded...
 

Nazulu

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- That cartoons are only for children (Or labeling all animated movies 'kid movies'). When cartoons were first made they used to be only targeted at adults you know.

Definitely not the worst but personaly annoys me.

- Most athiests are underachievers.

- There are no atheists in foxholes.

- You'll grow out of games eventually. Pffft, only if work takes all my time.
 

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Stevanchez said:
bultuit84 said:
1) people with small feet/hands have small penis'

2) everyone in europe can understand each other (chinese people believe this)

3)the virgin mary was a virgin

Every saying or belief about penis size is completely false and stupid.
Actually, in general the length of your middle finger to your wrist is approximately the length of your penis when erect. It's just the way proportions work. Go on, measure. I'll wait.

EDIT: This is of course in the average sized human, which does make it harder to prove. But suspect that if the ratio changed with a man's size, it would change uniformly in both directions, due to the nature of proportions in the case of the human body. Such as the foot being as long as the forearm and so forth.
 

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That Republican's are evil. They are not.
Walt Disney was not a National Socialist(He was accused of it for speaking out against communism, Democrats of the generation used this to call him a National Socialist)
and that only "high school drop outs and bad graders" join the army. Honestly people EVERY GRADE RANGE joins the Army...