What are you cursed with?

[Yeager942]

I am cursed with the burden of spoilers. No matter how hard I try, movies, books, games, and anything else I try to get into gets spoiled for me somehow, someway.

 

[grimsprice]

I'm sick of all the ME 2 threads. I run from them like the plague because i haven't bought ME2 yet.

 

[IrishBerserker]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I'm cursed with a lack of being social.

Oh well, could be worse.

 

[Souplex]

The burden of awesomeness. I must constantly be an example to others and show them the way.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

ME TOO! ANGRY HIGH FIVE!

 

[Aerodynamic]

The burden of low self-esteem and being cynical.

 

[MetaKnight19]

I'm cursed with a lack of being social.

This. Also I have a monotone voice, which sucks since people can't tell when I'm being serious or sarcastic. But most of the time it is sarcasm so its not the worst curse, but a curse nonetheless

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Am I the only one here with an ACTUAL curse?

[small]...damm gypsies...[/small]

 

[Jaranja]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

ME TOO! ANGRY HIGH FIVE!

ME TOO! *breaks Krieg's hand*

I'm cursed with low self esteem, stubby fingers and confidence that melts away around people.

 

[benoitowns]

The burden of being more epic than Chuck Norris.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

ME TOO! ANGRY HIGH FIVE!

ME TOO! *breaks Krieg's hand*

I'm cursed with low self esteem, stubby fingers and confidence that melts away around people.

ARGH! PUNCHES YOU WITH UNBROKEN HAND!

 

[anthony87]

I'm cursed with awesome hair.

 

[Cabisco]

The burden of awesomeness. I must constantly be an example to others and show them the way.

Ahhh yes, i too suffer from this Affliction, it's always a shame when mere mortals burn out their eyes after gazing directly at my awesomeness.

Honestly though, i think i'm cursed with the bad luck snowball effect, one bad thing never happens to me. It's always a fucking barrage...

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Cursed with good looks...

Only reason I can think of why no one will ask me out, they all feel intimidated by the radient being that is me.

 

[Jaranja]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

ME TOO! ANGRY HIGH FIVE!

ME TOO! *breaks Krieg's hand*

I'm cursed with low self esteem, stubby fingers and confidence that melts away around people.

ARGH! PUNCHES YOU WITH UNBROKEN HAND!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*punches you with a knife!*

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

ME TOO! ANGRY HIGH FIVE!

ME TOO! *breaks Krieg's hand*

I'm cursed with low self esteem, stubby fingers and confidence that melts away around people.

ARGH! PUNCHES YOU WITH UNBROKEN HAND!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*punches you with a knife!*

ARGH! SLAPS YOU WITH A BULLET!

 

[Jaranja]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

ME TOO! ANGRY HIGH FIVE!

ME TOO! *breaks Krieg's hand*

I'm cursed with low self esteem, stubby fingers and confidence that melts away around people.

ARGH! PUNCHES YOU WITH UNBROKEN HAND!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*punches you with a knife!*

ARGH! SLAPS YOU WITH A BULLET!

*Kicks you in the balls with a nuke*