What are you cursed with?

[Riku'sTwilight]

I'm cursed with evolution.

I honestly think I have evolved beyond 'mere humans' and I can't find it in me to care about anyone or anything.

 

[Mcupobob]

My devishly good looks it just sometimes to much to bare.

OT: Youth I hate being young, but thats what all the kids say.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

ME TOO! ANGRY HIGH FIVE!

ME TOO! *breaks Krieg's hand*

I'm cursed with low self esteem, stubby fingers and confidence that melts away around people.

ARGH! PUNCHES YOU WITH UNBROKEN HAND!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*punches you with a knife!*

ARGH! SLAPS YOU WITH A BULLET!

*Kicks you in the balls with a nuke*

ARGH! SMASHES YOUR FACE WITH A NEUTRONIUM ALCHEMIST!
YOUR SUN IS NOW SUPER NOVA YOUR PLANETARY SYSTEM IS DESTROYED! GAME OVER!

 

[RatRace123]

I am cursed with an insatiable hunger, that hunger drives me to kill and sustain, and when I don't I... OH GOD!!! IT'S HAPPENING AGAI...Braaaaaaaaaains.

 

[delet]

I'm cursed with being too skinny. Damn my metabolism, what do the average American department stores have against long but thin-waisted black jeans for guys!?

 

[Ghonzor]

inb4devilishgoodlooks

 

[Robert632]

I'm cursed with the ability to break glass cubs by barely touching them.

 

[DownpourLiar]

I am cursed with clumbsyness. No matter where or why there's a chair in the room but I will find someway to accidentally trip over it EVERYTIME. Even if said room was empty I would end up with a broken nose because I fell...on air...

 

[Space Cowgirl]

The burden of low self-esteem and being cynical.

Pretty much this, guys rarely looking at me without something nasty to say about me, and existing.

 

[Scrythe]

I'm cursed to slowly die, due to swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Don't let this happen to you!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I am cursed with a small........

[small]self esteem[/small]

 

[Marter]

I'm cursed with being too skinny. Damn my metabolism, what do the average American department stores have against long but thin-waisted black jeans for guys!?

This, but replace American with Canadian and black jeans with pants.

 

[Sonicron]

I am cursed with being the nay-sayer - or as I like to put it, the voice of reason. Whenever people around me suggest something stupid I immediately point it out and offer a working alternative, which works in favor of everyone but ultimately nets me a mixture of two parts dislike and one part begrudging approval... at best.

 

[Blair Bennett]

Generally, I am a fairly average, relatively sane human being. However, when in direct contact with other living, breathing biological lifeforms my skins shreds like some sort of terrible fabric, my eyes glass over, and I become a blathering, screaming idiot. This...This is my curse.

That or: I want to take the ears off. But I can't. I hop and when I hop I can't get off the ground. It's my curse. It's my FUCKING CURSE!

 

[Normalgamer]

I'm cursed with evolution.

I honestly think I have evolved beyond 'mere humans' and I can't find it in me to care about anyone or anything.

Once again:

I am special yes I am, yes I am, yes I am.

I'm cursed with the ability to make things break in ways that no one else has ever seen before without meaning to.

Oh god...that was beautiful. I believe you just crushed his emo hole. Poor mouse .

I'm cursed with the opposite sex being madly in-love with me.

 

[A_Parked_Car]

I'm cursed with the complete lack of a social life.

 

[Irridium]

I'm cursed with being too skinny. Damn my metabolism, what do the average American department stores have against long but thin-waisted black jeans for guys!?

Same as you my friend.

same as you...