What are you cursed with?

[Hazy]

inb4devilishgoodlooks

[HEADING=1]FUCKING SHIT![/HEADING]

Ehem.. I too am cursed with an eternal rage.
[sub]And just to clarify, the above was not aimed at you. Nor was it used in an insulting manner. /Covering my trail[/sub]

 

[Rooster893]

I am cursed with having/being...

A fat ass (having)
pale skin
procrastinator
dark bags under eyelid
and the curse to
never...STOP....EATING!!!!!!!

 

[sramota]

I'm cursed with always waking up in bed with someone I barely know 3 weeks after getting a girlfriend...
It's a rather common thing for some reason too..

 

[Branbeggr]

Inability to pay attention to crucial details when talking face-to-face or over the phone with whoever.

...and a chin frustratingly sensitive to razors. Those red spots hurt.

 

[ScarlettRage]

the lack of boobage

 

[AngloDoom]

I have the curse of hurting people around me every time I do something innocent. Like opening an umbrella, or passing a book. Shit happens, and people almost lose eyes.

 

[thetwistinside]

Bad vision! I had glasses long before they were considered hip/geek-chic or whatever. So now I'm cursed with having no choice but to look cool!

 

[Rockatansky]

Sex appeal and charisma.

 

[snow]

I'm cursed with smoking, been trying to quit for a few years now... My girlfriend also smokes so it's impossible to just never buy a pack because she is not ready to quit yet.. -,-;

EDIT:

Bad vision! I had glasses long before they were considered hip/geek-chic or whatever. So now I'm cursed with having no choice but to look cool!

I rofl'd so hard at this...

Yeah I wear contacts.. Or should wear contacts... I'm just too lazy to put the darned buggers in! So my hip lil specs keeps my face lookin' high class!

 

[Jory]

I'm cursed with always waking up in bed with someone I barely know 3 weeks after getting a girlfriend...
It's a rather common thing for some reason too..

I hold an opinion of dislike for you.

I'm cursed with unnecessary persistance.

Once I've looked at a problem, I can't put it down until I've figured it out. I guess it's a gift too sometimes.

 

[Leviathan_]

Cursed with a shitty headset, and I can't buy a new one because
1) Present from my parents
2) It's expensive (yet shitty)
3) I don't have too much money and cannot be bothered to buy a new one

So yeah, stuck with this ***** that has crappy sound and mic.

 

[AdamG3691]

Having a terrible memory

 

[The Heik]

I am cursed with the burden of spoilers. No matter how hard I try, movies, books, games, and anything else I try to get into gets spoiled for me somehow, someway.

I am cursed with devilish handsomeness

 

[RanD00M]

I am cursed with life.

 

[AdamG3691]

Having a terrible memor...hmm? deja vu...

not really, but I seem to be cursed with a terrible compulsion to destroy anything I touch...

 

[Schlen]

Way to easily bored
Flimsy short-term memory
Easily annoyed (never enraged though)
Fantastic ability to jinx anyone*

*No rituals or stuff just mentioning it seems to turn things to shit
Its not always a curse though as shadenfreude is the only true joy

 

[MistaSmegheneghan]

I seem to be cursed with weird luck. At times it will let me catch a huge Pokémon with a Pokéball after barely weakening it, or let me defeat that one annoying boss with practically full health and no ammo wasted. Then at other times it'll punch me in the face by making random crits hit just as I'm about to start shooting my opponent in TF2, or by causing a Bob-omb/CD to appear right in front of me or behind me respectively just as I'm about to unleash a Smash attack near a cliff edge.

It seems to affect other people too, as every time my friend goes on MW2 online when I'm there, he suddenly starts failing badly, whereas whenever I'm not there, he'll be godly (he's prestiged once and has a K ratio of 1.41 with about 15000+ kills).