What are your 5 things you need to survive a zombie apocolypse?

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NotAPie

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1. My Girlfriend
2. A Physgun
3. A Tool Gun
4. A Shotgun
5. Portal Gun

YEAH WOOHOO.
 

Harry Bosch

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1. Pepsi.
2. Coffee
3. Board with a nail in it.
4. Bushmill's

Thats about it guns are for the weak.
 

rdesjardin

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Harry Bosch said:
1. Pepsi.
2. Coffee
3. Board with a nail in it.
4. Bushmill's

Thats about it guns are for the weak.
K then, ill be in a clock tower with a
1 Assult Rifle with sniper scope and ammo
2. Food/water
3. Katana (I acctually know how to use these :D)
4. HAM radio
5. claymores

You can go around with your Board with a nail, ill stay in the tower. We'll see who dies last.
 

veloper

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1. a secure bunker
2. food supplies for a lifetime
3. water supplies for a lifetime
4. entertainment
5. entertainment
 

ironmace2.0

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Ok I will have
1. The survivors from left 4 dead
2. The people fron the residentevil series movies and games -wesker and zombies
3. A stargate
4. A book with all the gate addreses
5. SG-1 team

oh yeah they all have guns with them and I use the guns they have with them.
 

megalomania

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1)Deckchair
2)Cool Box
3)Beer
4)Smokes
5)Ipod

I've got a nice little bit of flat roof that would be fun to watch the mayhem ensue from. Maybe listen to something weird like Zero 7, would contrast the situation in a way that would amuse me.
 

Atvomat_Nikonov

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Power Armour, preferrably T4x or The Advanced Mark II(Of fallout 3 and 2 fame). Zombies wouldnt be able to break through it, and I'd be able to bash them into teeny tiny pieces with little to no effort. I'd probably also bring a huge bag full of supplies and a dog(assuming they can't be infected) to keep me company.
I probably wouldnt need anything else, other survivors wouldnt attack me because I'd be seven feet tall in the armor, and wouldnt look like a zombie, or a person for that matter. Guns would be a waste of space due to the strength boost I'd recieve from wearing powered armor.
 

gabx

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1. A very,very fat and smelly man to use as bait
2. Companion cube
3. Holy Hand Grenade (from Monty Python)
4. Food/water/weapons/ammo
5. Gallons of blood-colored paint to write "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" in every safe house
 

twistedshadows

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1. Katana or Machette (either will do).
2. Shotgun and ammo.
3. Ration packs and water.
4. A backpack full of assorted gear.
5. A car.
 

RobCoxxy

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NORMAL LIST
1) Silenced Acuracy International L96a1 (Bolt action, one shot = more accurate, less waste, silenced so no zombie bastards are attracted by gunfire)
2) Silenced Beretta 92fs (backup weapon)
3) CROWBAR (Fuck yes! Also good as a tool, not just for mashing zombie skulls)
4) Safehouse, preferably on small offshore Island, with wind + solar energy, for power, fresh water + area to grow food (Guardian readers of the UK will love me), copius amounts of Vodka and room for me and my survivalist buddies to live in comfort.
5) M1a1 Abrams (or Apache Longbow)

MENTAL LIST
1) The PhysGun (because FUCK YOU GRAVGUN)
2) Fatman Launcher (WITH INFINITE AMMO LOLOLOLOL)
3) Eurofighter Typhoon (with magically reappearing ammo when flown over certain airstrips a lá Battlefield 2 )
4) MOAR NUKES
5) And, for obscure transportation request - Mass Effect's MAKO. :D

Fuck yeah. :)
 

konkwastaken

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Gormourn said:
konkwastaken said:
Ignignoct said:
1.) Earth
2.) Fire
3.) Wind
4.) Water
5.) Heart

It's bad. I know.
But how is that bad? with your powers combined i am captain planet...i believe.
/splashes some gasoline on you.

I'm sorry, what were you saying?
That's Bad for the environment evildoer!!
*braces for the burn*
 

Synek

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1.Lightsaber
2.Predator cloaking device
3.Cybernetical implant further increasing my brains intelligence
4.A ZPM so it will take some timebefore i need to get new batteries.
5.Crowbar
 

TheMushroomClub

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If I'm correct in not taking this thread seriously, mine would be:

1. Zombeze (Click the link if you don't get it http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253824 )
2. A girl, just in case nobody else has these things.
3. Sniper Rifle
4. Machine Gun
5. Health Packs
 

Scarecrow38

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5 things to survive a zombie apocalypse.... if it really happened you would only need one of two things:

1) A sense of humour if you think you really could survive...
2) The most painless and quick way to end you life.

Buzzkills aside I would get:
1) A black male office employee
2) A young female college student
3) A rugged biker
4) A Vietnam veteran
5) The ability to keep up with them.
 

IrrelevantTangent

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1. The finest crowbar that money can buy, probably titanium or something that would stand the test of time.
2. An armored car with a machine gun mounted on it, with, y'know, armor plating on it. And filled with grenades. Grenades are cool.
3. A small house located near the edge of a town filled with plenty of unravaged Walmarts and other stores that are ripe for raiding. The house would be more than a little reinforced with all of the best anti-zombie techniques and would contain plenty of food and water and things that let me get more; an indoor garden and a water purifier that can turn rain into drinkable water would be a good start.
4. An assortment of machetes, shotguns, handguns, an ax or two, a few cell phones, several radios with different frequencies, some body armor, and a flamethrower. And tons of ammo to go with everything.
5. A lifetime supply of immune system fortifiers and other forms of medication that might help with avoiding getting infected, along with several human contacts outside of town and/or in town so I don't lose my mind due to boredom. And a laptop with internet capabilities to coordinate survivor efforts.


There, that should be everything. :p