What are your 5 things you need to survive a zombie apocolypse?

[gavinator93]

hmmmm

1) a floating platform with power station
2)epic soundsystem with little bass(reson clear in next point)
3)sniper rifle not a huge one but one that gets the job done
4)shurikens crossed with boomerangs that can be lit on fire
5)other people preferably at leat 2 girls 15-18 (im 16 btw)

 

[traceur_]

1. jet pack

2. grenade launcher + heaps and heaps of crates of ammo

3. grenades

4. sniper rifle + heaps and heaps of crates of ammo

5. air-battle cruiser

the plan:

sit in the control room (decked out with soft leather couches) and fly around, occasionally bombarding a random city.

air-park it, wander around the ship, walk across the deck to the storage room, grab a grenade launcher and a small box of ammo, sit over the edge of the ship (with jet pack on in case of falling) and blow up buildings down below. Repeat for sniper rifle and but replace buildings with zombie heads, slide off and engage jet pack mid fall, zoom around randomly dropping grenades, return to ship for sleep.

Set the ship on auto pilot to somewhere and fly around with jet pack and grenade launcher, blowing shit up.

Fly to a shopping center and pick up loads of hygienic products (annihilation of the human race is no reason to smell), search my town for the chick I like and live out the apocalypse in the Anima (my ship).

Rinse and repeat until apocalypse is over.

 

[matnatz]

1. Chuck Norris
2. A hot female sidekick who is impervious to the charms of Chuck Norris
3. A 360 so I have something to do while Chuck Norris does all the work
4. A switch that will detonate the tiny explosive implanted in Chuck Norris's spine, so I can kill him after he's killed off all the zombies
5. A car so we can drive to the Winchester and wait it all out with a pint

 

[sneak_copter]

1) An unlimited supply of the cure
2) A tank
3) A helicopter
4) Some guns
5) A hot female sidekick/love intrest

That would be fun... in a disturbing sort of way.

 

[ae86gamer]

1.Guns.
2.Ammo.
3.People.
4.Food.
5.Shelter.

I think that would cover most of it.

 

[Harry Bosch]

1. Pepsi.
2. Coffee
3. Board with a nail in it.
4. Bushmill's

Thats about it guns are for the weak.

K then, ill be in a clock tower with a
1 Assult Rifle with sniper scope and ammo
2. Food/water
3. Katana (I acctually know how to use these )
4. HAM radio
5. claymores

You can go around with your Board with a nail, ill stay in the tower. We'll see who dies last.

Well I don?t intend to die, I guess you are more of a last stand type of Guy.

You see all the weapons you selected are very noisy and depend on ammo which will be quick to run out what with all those nuts that lock themselves in a clock tower with no where else to go. If anything the noise of the rifle going off will attract more and more zombies until leaving the clock tower becomes impossible. Sure the Katana seems like a good idea but let?s be honest against a horde of Zombies in a confined space like a clock tower when you are all tired and hungry, well all I can say is I wish you luck. The claymores while a nice touch would do little against a zombie as I am sure anyone who has read world war Z would testify they are very resilient buggers. So really all you are doing is advertising your position and drawing the zombie wrath so the likes of me can escape.

Cheers I guess.

For you see my choices may seem random but they all have a purpose. The Pepsi and coffee contain caffeine which will help keep me going in the first few hours and days, the most important time when most people make mistakes like locking themselves in clock towers with only the incessant moaning and stench to keep them company. The rum I will use to trade for supplies and make new friends (who doesn?t like rum?) The board with the nail in it will be used to secure rooms I find myself sleeping in. So around the time you are putting the rifle in your mouth and pulling the trigger with your big toe I intend to have made it to the countryside where I will be living in a stately home with a super model I happen to bump into along the way and the board over my new mantle to remind me of your sacrifice.

It will be difficult repopulating the earth but thanks to your brave last stand it will be possible.

I salute you, sir.

 

[rdesjardin]

1. Pepsi.
2. Coffee
3. Board with a nail in it.
4. Bushmill's

Thats about it guns are for the weak.

K then, ill be in a clock tower with a
1 Assult Rifle with sniper scope and ammo
2. Food/water
3. Katana (I acctually know how to use these )
4. HAM radio
5. claymores

You can go around with your Board with a nail, ill stay in the tower. We'll see who dies last.

Well I don?t intend to die, I guess you are more of a last stand type of Guy.

You see all the weapons you selected are very noisy and depend on ammo which will be quick to run out what with all those nuts that lock themselves in a clock tower with no where else to go. If anything the noise of the rifle going off will attract more and more zombies until leaving the clock tower becomes impossible. Sure the Katana seems like a good idea but let?s be honest against a horde of Zombies in a confined space like a clock tower when you are all tired and hungry, well all I can say is I wish you luck. The claymores while a nice touch would do little against a zombie as I am sure anyone who has read world war Z would testify they are very resilient buggers. So really all you are doing is advertising your position and drawing the zombie wrath so the likes of me can escape.

Cheers I guess.

For you see my choices may seem random but they all have a purpose. The Pepsi and coffee contain caffeine which will help keep me going in the first few hours and days, the most important time when most people make mistakes like locking themselves in clock towers with only the incessant moaning and stench to keep them company. The rum I will use to trade for supplies and make new friends (who doesn?t like rum?) The board with the nail in it will be used to secure rooms I find myself sleeping in. So around the time you are putting the rifle in your mouth and pulling the trigger with your big toe I intend to have made it to the countryside where I will be living in a stately home with a super model I happen to bump into along the way and the board over my new mantle to remind me of your sacrifice.

It will be difficult repopulating the earth but thanks to your brave last stand it will be possible.

I salute you, sir.

Uhh an Assult rifle can be silenced, and scince I live near a gun shop ammo wouldnt really be a problem. The Katana can cut through flesh with moderate ease, and ill be up stairs which means they would come in single file, ready for a long Katana thrust. The food and water are there, and loud noises wake me up instantly with lots of energy, so a claymore would altert me. The radio would possibly alert others to my location. You do know claymores litterally tear flesh from bone, and remove body part I doubt anything would live. Not to metion hunting is fun, or atleast for me anyway so ill be laughing while zombies are dying. FINALLY I never said I'd stay there all day, I could go out and get stuff or people or better yet BAIT.

You will be chased by zombies all day, I hope you like to run. It may get dark before you find a safeplace to stay, I'll be sleeping, while you panic looking for shelter.

 

[deletemeplease107]

I can kick their asses with just my thumb.
^,^

 

[Blow_Pop]

1.) Earth
2.) Fire
3.) Wind
4.) Water
5.) Heart

It's bad. I know.

Go Captain Planet!

sorry I couldn't resist

Aperture Science Portal Gun
my Ninja (to which I am his Pirate)
Shotgun
Ammo
Ipod (so i can have a bitchin soundtrack to listen to while I'm shooting off zombies)

 

[Harry Bosch]

1. Pepsi.
2. Coffee
3. Board with a nail in it.
4. Bushmill's

Thats about it guns are for the weak.

K then, ill be in a clock tower with a
1 Assult Rifle with sniper scope and ammo
2. Food/water
3. Katana (I acctually know how to use these )
4. HAM radio
5. claymores

You can go around with your Board with a nail, ill stay in the tower. We'll see who dies last.

Well I don?t intend to die, I guess you are more of a last stand type of Guy.

You see all the weapons you selected are very noisy and depend on ammo which will be quick to run out what with all those nuts that lock themselves in a clock tower with no where else to go. If anything the noise of the rifle going off will attract more and more zombies until leaving the clock tower becomes impossible. Sure the Katana seems like a good idea but let?s be honest against a horde of Zombies in a confined space like a clock tower when you are all tired and hungry, well all I can say is I wish you luck. The claymores while a nice touch would do little against a zombie as I am sure anyone who has read world war Z would testify they are very resilient buggers. So really all you are doing is advertising your position and drawing the zombie wrath so the likes of me can escape.

Cheers I guess.

For you see my choices may seem random but they all have a purpose. The Pepsi and coffee contain caffeine which will help keep me going in the first few hours and days, the most important time when most people make mistakes like locking themselves in clock towers with only the incessant moaning and stench to keep them company. The rum I will use to trade for supplies and make new friends (who doesn?t like rum?) The board with the nail in it will be used to secure rooms I find myself sleeping in. So around the time you are putting the rifle in your mouth and pulling the trigger with your big toe I intend to have made it to the countryside where I will be living in a stately home with a super model I happen to bump into along the way and the board over my new mantle to remind me of your sacrifice.

It will be difficult repopulating the earth but thanks to your brave last stand it will be possible.

I salute you, sir.

Uhh an Assult rifle can be silenced, and scince I live near a gun shop ammo wouldnt really be a problem. The Katana can cut through flesh with moderate ease, and ill be up stairs which means they would come in single file, ready for a long Katana thrust. The food and water are there, and loud noises wake me up instantly with lots of energy, so a claymore would altert me. The radio would possibly alert others to my location. You do know claymores litterally tear flesh from bone, and remove body part I doubt anything would live. Not to metion hunting is fun, or atleast for me anyway so ill be laughing while zombies are dying. FINALLY I never said I'd stay there all day, I could go out and get stuff or people or better yet BAIT.

You will be chased by zombies all day, I hope you like to run. It may get dark before you find a safeplace to stay, I'll be sleeping, while you panic looking for shelter.

Chill dude it's just a joke, I am totally sure you the zombie killing machine you say you are.

Happy now?

 

[ExodusinFlames]

Just one -
The infinite power of every deity worshipped by all humans, most monkeys and some cattle.

And yes that includes the FSM.

 

[.[B@lL15T1C].]

food, water, assault rifle.... bernards watch (lol) and a video camera.Imagine the fun you could have with those two

 

[rdesjardin]

1. Pepsi.
2. Coffee
3. Board with a nail in it.
4. Bushmill's

Thats about it guns are for the weak.

K then, ill be in a clock tower with a
1 Assult Rifle with sniper scope and ammo
2. Food/water
3. Katana (I acctually know how to use these )
4. HAM radio
5. claymores

You can go around with your Board with a nail, ill stay in the tower. We'll see who dies last.

Well I don?t intend to die, I guess you are more of a last stand type of Guy.

You see all the weapons you selected are very noisy and depend on ammo which will be quick to run out what with all those nuts that lock themselves in a clock tower with no where else to go. If anything the noise of the rifle going off will attract more and more zombies until leaving the clock tower becomes impossible. Sure the Katana seems like a good idea but let?s be honest against a horde of Zombies in a confined space like a clock tower when you are all tired and hungry, well all I can say is I wish you luck. The claymores while a nice touch would do little against a zombie as I am sure anyone who has read world war Z would testify they are very resilient buggers. So really all you are doing is advertising your position and drawing the zombie wrath so the likes of me can escape.

Cheers I guess.

For you see my choices may seem random but they all have a purpose. The Pepsi and coffee contain caffeine which will help keep me going in the first few hours and days, the most important time when most people make mistakes like locking themselves in clock towers with only the incessant moaning and stench to keep them company. The rum I will use to trade for supplies and make new friends (who doesn?t like rum?) The board with the nail in it will be used to secure rooms I find myself sleeping in. So around the time you are putting the rifle in your mouth and pulling the trigger with your big toe I intend to have made it to the countryside where I will be living in a stately home with a super model I happen to bump into along the way and the board over my new mantle to remind me of your sacrifice.

It will be difficult repopulating the earth but thanks to your brave last stand it will be possible.

I salute you, sir.

Uhh an Assult rifle can be silenced, and scince I live near a gun shop ammo wouldnt really be a problem. The Katana can cut through flesh with moderate ease, and ill be up stairs which means they would come in single file, ready for a long Katana thrust. The food and water are there, and loud noises wake me up instantly with lots of energy, so a claymore would altert me. The radio would possibly alert others to my location. You do know claymores litterally tear flesh from bone, and remove body part I doubt anything would live. Not to metion hunting is fun, or atleast for me anyway so ill be laughing while zombies are dying. FINALLY I never said I'd stay there all day, I could go out and get stuff or people or better yet BAIT.

You will be chased by zombies all day, I hope you like to run. It may get dark before you find a safeplace to stay, I'll be sleeping, while you panic looking for shelter.

Chill dude it's just a joke, I am totally sure you the zombie killing machine you say you are.

Happy now?

Wow, I really should learn to lighten up. And I propably would die within minutes of a zombie invasion.

 

[Ushario]

1. Bolt action rifle with scope.
2. Two handguns.
3. My motorbike gear. (Leathers, boots, helmet, gloves with carbon fibre knuckles)
4. Humvee or similarly large and armoured transport, with bullbar.
5. At least some of my friends, you know, the more useful ones.

 

[Cucumber]

I hope this idea will work out the way it's intended:

1) Ladder
2) Rations. A lot of rations.
3) Something to ignite stuff with from a distance, like molotovs and such
4) Signaling flares and a Radio
5) More ratinos, can't afford running out!

I'd climb up a place (hopefully made of something that dosen't burn) only accesible by ladder, then pull the ladder with me up again. Voila, I'm isolated from the zombies!

Sure, the zombies might just stand at the bottom and wait for me to come down or whatever. I only have to watch out for when they stary dying down there, the corpses might stack up on eachohter. That's why I need something to burn the corpses from a distance, so the surface is leveled again.

Ofcourse, It wouldn't last forever. This is some possible continuations:

a) I've brought enough rations so I'll survive untill the remaining zombies are all extinct! Hooray for me!
b) My stockpile of rations nears a dangerous level, which forces me to evacuate. Chance is my number one friend now.
c) (Hopefully) A helicopter passes by me, this is where I'd use my signaling flare and radio to alert the heli of a survivor.

But really, lets se how I react if it really happens. As if I'd stay calm enough...

 

[Tri Force95]

...depends on the kind of zombies?

Any type. Fast, slow, Left 4 Dead super zombies. Its really up to you. Personally i want slow, but i imagine fast zombies. And i would never want Left 4 Dead super zombies.

 

[bulbasaur]

hmm tough, id say underpants cause its not easy to move around without them and my fists. i don't think i need anything else, mabie some shoes cause i wouldn't want to hurt my feet.

 

[vasudean]

1. A bolt-action rifle w/ scope and sling
2. A fire axe
3. A bicycle
4. Enough ammo to keep me going for a while
5. a backpack to hold my ammo and anything I manage to grab

Basically the on the move choices

 

[furgy117]

1. A Playboy Mag
2. Katana
3. The BAFMG 5000 (Big Ass Fuck Mothering Gun 5000)
4. Dual Colts
5. Location of a Super Secret Military Base so i can figure out how to make a special type of virus that makes me as much of a bad ass as Wesker from RE series.

 

[MMMowman]

1. 4 different favours of Mints (I'm a mint addic) Black Chill, Spearmint, Orange and Peppermint
2. A Robot with 8 Lightsabers

you mean grievous with double the arms?

Grievous wasn't a robot... he's like Dark Vader... He has life support system on him. The initial instructions that director George Lucas gave the Art Department were very open-ended: "a droid general." He's a cybernetic organism (an organism that has both artificial and natural systems). He's a Kaleesh. A bipedal reptilian species, the Kaleesh have reddish brown scaly skin and cover almost all their bodies to protect them from Kalee's blistering sun, usually leaving only their four-fingered claws exposed. Most wear masks carved from the skulls of their most feared creatures such as the karabac and the mumuu.

I want a robot that could rivial the likes of Chuck Norris.