What are your favorite dying last words?

[kijebe]

fake me---"my turn *****!" - followed by a big explosion that gets rid of some great evil


real me--- "oh shit the oven..."

 

[galaktar]

"At least I'm going to die with a raging boner."

 

[Xaio30]

"Death is the start of a new adventure. I'm exited."

 

[JaceArveduin]

According to some,² heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly, or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead. Which is a little too permanent for my liking.

² Generally those who don't have to do it. Politicians and writers spring to mind.

-Bartimaeus

Good ol' Barty

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

After shaking the hand of each of the members of his firing squad, Robert Childers then said, "Take a step forward, lads, it'll be easier that way."

 

[Clinky]

Some nice ones that have yet to be mentioned:

"Are there a bunch of little girls in this one too? Hello girls!" - Hopper, A Bug's Life

"Do your worst, you sea devils. I'll make my stand with Old Freebie. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!" *CRUSH* "Argh, my spirit!" - Old Man Waterfall, Futurama

"Su... Per... Man..." - The Iron Giant

"For ZigZag then, it is The End." - Zig-Zag, The Thief and the Cobbler
(This counts for two: Last words of Vincent Price recorded on film. Though feel free to correct me.)

"And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!" - Judge Frollo, Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney)
Love this one because of the oh-so-wonderfully appropriate death afterwards.

And from a scene that breaks my heart every time: "Brother! Help me!!" - Mufasa, The Lion King

 

[Shakomaru]

"TiVo the Dukes of Hazzard for me"-Max

 

[Ulfserker5]

"You think you have won? That my death will give you any meaning? Ha! Death is meaningless. Only actions have any real from of meaning, and I have made sure my action will continue on even after mt death. You.....Have....Won...Nothing...." - Theayure Mell From Outland Dead.


"Heretic!" - Quixos

 

[Raven_Operative]

"This meatloaf tastes funny."

Don't know where its from, but I love it.

 

[I Max95]

"I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar." - Hoban 'Wash' Washburn

damn, ninja'd
although it wasnt as powerfull a death scene for me since somebody (ON THIS VERY SITE!) spoiled it for me

 

[theravensclaw]

"So long and thanks for all the fish"

"Go then, there are other worlds than these," Jake form The Dark Tower series.

 

[bossfight1]

One that stands out in my mind:

"Our time has passed, John." -Dutch van der Linde

Can't come up with a complex reason why, but any quote that echoes in my mind is fair game.

 

[That_Sneaky_Camper]

"they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" major general John Sedgwick

He wasn't killed mid sentence. He died shortly after he said the full phrase.

 

[willofbob]

I'm partial to
"I hope to see you all next thursday for tea."
-A British General just before being hit by a mortar shell.

"I commend my soul to any god who can find it!"
-Moist Von Lipwig

Ned Kelly's classic "Such is life." is also brilliant

 

[Zeema]

?You got me.?

John Dillinger (famous bank robber), 1934

Badass to the end

 

[Darkmantle]

"they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" major general John Sedgwick

He wasn't killed mid sentence. He died shortly after he said the full phrase.

somehow I find that fact totally irrelevant

 

[Philol]

"Thank God, I have done my duty."

- Admiral Horatio Nelson, 21st October 1805.

 

[Absimilliard]

Oh, I've got another one! Not actually attributed to anyone, but still:
"I've left... an enormous fortune... at..."