What are your favorite dying last words?

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Killspre

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Tell my wife I said hello- Neutral President
I know he didn't die but he was about to.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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"I did not tell half of what i saw, for I knew i would not be believed"
-Marco Polo, on his death bed in 1324

Kind of a slap in the face of the contemporary ignorant society 'cause he must've taken a LOT of secrets with him to his grave.
 

implodinggoat

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
"More weight!".
"More Weight" - Giles Corey 1692.

Ahh yes, my favorite as well. Though it does require some explanation.

From Wikipedia...

Giles Corey (also spelled Cory or Coree, c. 1611 ? September 19, 1692) was a prosperous farmer and full member of the church in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials. Corey refused to enter a plea, and was crushed to death by stone weights in an attempt to force him to do so. Corey's reported last words were "More weight"
 

bkdlsf89990

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"No."

- Many criminals in the death row chair, on being asked if they have any last words. Rather cheekily, this is still taken down as their last word.
 

Soods

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Odinsson said:
Soods said:
"But... silver kills monsters"
-Jacques de Aldersberg
If that's the Jacques de Aldersberg from The Witcher, I believe the quote is 'but that sword is for monsters...'
Could be, but it still was epic :D
 

Scorched_Cascade

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These are my favourites(borrowed from wikiquotes for accuracy)

"You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you."

Who: Alex, African Grey Parrot used in comparative psychology research at Brandeis University

Note: Spoken to his handler, Dr. Irene Pepperberg, when she put him in his cage for the night; he was found dead the next morning

Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way.

Who: Robert Erskine Childers, last words, to his firing squad, Irish Civil War 1922


"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès."

Translation: Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.
Who: Marie Antoinette
Note: As she approached the guillotine, convicted of treason and about to be beheaded, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner.


Je vais ou je vas mourir, l'un et l'autre se dit ou se disent. ( French )
Translation : I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
Who: Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian
 

Antitonic

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"You were fantastic. And you know what? So was I!" - Ninth Doctor

"I don't want to go!"
- Tenth Doctor

"Rosebud... No wait, Schwing!"
- edited version of Citizen Kane from The Critic

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly; the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence.?
- Dinobot, Beast Wars.
 

Scorched_Cascade

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Also for badass-ery:

Wie bent u?
Translation: Who are you?.
Note: After being stabbed in the chest by unknown assassins, the old count asked who did it; to which the assassin replied: "Death"
Who: Count of Nychlenborch, Frisian freedom fighter.
 

LadyTiamat

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CCCCCCCCCHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Albert wesker
 

Luftwaffles

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"Don't worry guys, it isnt even loaded. See?"

Guitarist for Chicago.

Terry Kath (had to google his name)

Edit:

I remembered another one

"More weight"

Giles Corey from The Crucible by Arthur Miller.
 

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DeanoTheGod said:
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Brilliant! Mr. Wilde is too amazing.

ThaMahstah said:
"Acta est fabula, plaudite!"
"The play is over: applaud!" - Augustus
Few men in history have met his level of badasserie



I like "This is the end" from the song by the Doors.
 

BrionJames

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
Time to die. -Roy Batty's final words to Rick Deckard in Blade Runner
 

Treblaine

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Secret world leader (shhh) said:
" A man...chooses, a slave...obeys. OBEY! " -Andrew Ryan, before
forcing you to kill him so he can prove his point
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SPOILER TAGS NEEDED!
 

SckizoBoy

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
"I told you I was ill."

-Terence (Spike) Milligan
That was his epitaph not his last words, right? Still, either way, best epitaph ever...

ThaMahstah said:
"Acta est fabula, plaudite!"
"The play is over: applaud!" - Augustus
?? I thought they were: 'I found Rome brick, I leave her marble.'

Snowblindblitz said:
"Don't worry, Captain Hammer will save us."

Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog.

Beautiful tragedy.
... good grief, why did it have to end like that?! *sniff*

Ultratwinkie said:
"Let all brave Prussians follow me!" -Count Von Sedgewick, Prussian General, before being killed by a cannonball.
I think Creative Assembly ballsed up there. It was Graf von Schwerin...

OT:

'Give me a moment' - Pope Alexander VI
'Kaputt...!' - Manfred Freiherr von Richtofen
'Je vais ou je vas mourir, l'un et l'autre se dit ou se disent.' - Dominique Bouhours (a grammar Nazi to the end!)
'You're about to see a baked Appel, gentlemen!' - George Appel (prior to his execution by electric chair)
'MERDE!' - Cambronne... =P