You're a goth? You have a fortune? You want to be a stripper? We definitely should talk.Mnemophage said:Despite my Killer Goth Queen exoskeleton, I actually like kids. And they like me too. Probably because I frequently forget they ARE kids and answer their questions as if they were my age, but the fact remains.
I would trade a goodly portion of my current fortune if I could somehow be made employable as a stripper. Dead serious, boys. If I were attractive enough that you silly penis-handlers would actually pay me to wiggle about dramatically and receive adoration, I would never take a day off.
*raises hand* ok im guilty of that one!!JC123 said:Oh, and Gilmore Girls. I have a penis, but love that show. That one usually gets me a lot of flak when people hear it.
Hell yeah, friend of mine works a monthly s&m meeting as a dom, never does anything actually sexual, and makes somewhere in the area of about $600 each time.KneeLord post=18.67739.620228 said:You'd do better off as a pro domme. You'd make a lot more money and command a lot more respect. Top eschalon of sex work, if that's you're bag.Mnemophage said:I would trade a goodly portion of my current fortune if I could somehow be made employable as a stripper. Dead serious, boys. If I were attractive enough that you silly penis-handlers would actually pay me to wiggle about dramatically and receive adoration, I would never take a day off.
Anyways, guilty pleasures... Morphine, Hydrocodone, Oxycodone, Codiene, Psilocybin, Dexedrine, Lyseric Acid Diethylamide, Clonazepan, Alprazolam, Diazepam, Zolpidem... wait, no guilt, just pleasures.
Music? Never really felt any true guilt about my musical tastes, but I'm pasty as a bedsheet which makes me feel a bit pretensious whenever I crack out NWA's "Straight Outta Compton". At least I don't try and dress the part or pretend I "feel where they're coming from".
My real guilty pleasure is one I'm indulging right now as these words spill out. I feel that time and energy I expend could be put to better uses doing something creative. The commentary I'm contributing is, after all, just a drop in the bucket; likely to go unnoticed or uncared for. The guilt is not from posting on forums, specifically... just poorly allocating the time I have at my disposal. Yet I wouldn't be typing away if it didn't do something for me. Heh.
That's not guilty! I mean the show was weak, but it was a fun series.ThrGree post=18.67739.611033 said:Robin Hood series from the BBC.![]()
I wouldn't worry about spoiling it IMO. Though I was in gales of laughter at the end of the 2nd series.Lord Krunk post=18.67739.623456 said:That's not guilty! I mean the show was weak, but it was a fun series.ThrGree post=18.67739.611033 said:Robin Hood series from the BBC.![]()
WHY THE HELL DID THEY KILL MARION THOUGH? WHAT WILL THAT ACHIEVE?