What are your life's goals? (The more preposterous the better)

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Get myself moved back to a time period in which I'd thrive. Even the early 20th century would do - I'm Lord Mountbatten after all.

And I still can't read the captchas most of the time!

 

[LTlegowraith]

Orbital cannon that fires entire trains also, it shall be filled with bees, and the bees have explosives and lasers.

I also want a handgun that has a Minigun, as the attachment. And a gun that shoots bees, and another that shoots bears.