What are YOUR oddball mannerisms?

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Charisma

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Andsre said:
When I'm not wearing shoes, my heels never connect with the ground. When I stand upright or walk, I'll bend my knees slightly (to compensate for my "new" height) giving me a satyr-like posture.
Still don't know why :/
This is pretty weird. I used to do something like this when I was young and still living at home, because my mom hardly ever cleans and it just minimized the skin contact with the dirty ground.

But as soon as I was on my own I quit doing it.
 

Nmil-ek

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Erana said:
The kitchen sink must be empty.
Or else!
But I hate cleaning the big stock pot, so that can soak... beside the sink.
Feck good to know Im not alone on that one, I always freak if theres dishes or stuff in the basin washing the dishes is enough leaving them floating in dirty food covered water is not clean blech.

Everything in my room needs to be exactly where I left it, if anythings missing I cant cope.
 

Monocle Man

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The one I find myself doing is that I always justify my actions in my head and get frustrated because the people around me don't know why I'm (not-)doing something. (I also have the feeling that I'm always the centre of attention)

When I eat bread I always cut them in four pieces, I then first eat a piece with the square crust, then one with the round one, then again a piece with the square crust and end with a round one.

The less I know someone the less I will say to that person and the more people there are the less I talk as well.

I try to find solutions of big problems, knowing that I'll never tell them to anyone that can do something with that solution. I often scold the people with the problem in my head when they can't come up with my solution.

Also when shopping for clothes I spend more time making sure I'm in the men-department than I look for clothes.
 

HentMas

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i always path both my pockets and back pocket in the fashion of "left, right, back" to feel my "keys/smokes,cell/lighter, Wallet"

also i used to scratch my groin in the most akward times
"hey baby, i think you are cute" *scratch*
"hey man!! long time no see!" *scratch*
"as we can see, the development of the company is going pretty well" *scratch*

and i tend to insult people by ussing words trying to describe them... but failing to realize i am being offensive because i had in mind another deffinition for the word
"hey, dude, your girl is such an hipocrit"
"WHAT!?"
"you know, when she looks like she couldn´t kill a fly but really can act on determinated occation?"
"THAT IS NOT BEING AN HIPOCRIT, ASS"

yeah... that haves earned me the "douche bag" flag with my friends he he, good think they know what i mean even before i finish my sentence.
 

DraftPickle

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Major_Sam said:
When I sleep, I position my pillows into a V shape and sleep in the middle. If I'm sleeping at someones place, I have to ask for two pillows.
I DO THAT, perfect support for the shoulders! and a nice pit for the head :cool:
 

The Bandit

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GrinningManiac said:
I will randomly contact people on Steam and hurl meaningless crap at them in the form of linked words

E.G.

HOUSE
LIVING
HEART
LUNGS
BREATHING
AIR
CLOUDS
SKY
PLANES
DOGFIGHT!!!!
CATFIGHT
WOMEN
MEN
CARS
CAR CRASH!!!
Marry me?
 

GrinningManiac

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The Bandit said:
GrinningManiac said:
I will randomly contact people on Steam and hurl meaningless crap at them in the form of linked words

E.G.

HOUSE
LIVING
HEART
LUNGS
BREATHING
AIR
CLOUDS
SKY
PLANES
DOGFIGHT!!!!
CATFIGHT
WOMEN
MEN
CARS
CAR CRASH!!!
Marry me?
Marry You
Engagement
Battle
Waterloo
ABBA
Sweden
IKEA
Chair
Table
Food
Restraunt
Date
Relationship
Marriage
MARRY YOU
 

Satoz

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Whenever I walk into my house and go to the bathroom (usually the first thing I do) i always shoot (as in using my hand to open it quickly not literally shooting at it) the shower curtain open...just in case.

In fact most of my little quirks like this follow this pattern of security in situations that I cannot be alert or will be exposed, like taking a leak or sleeping. Ill check the house and lock the doors, double checking each one, sleep with a knife under the pillow etc. Though I figure its better to be safe then sorry.
 

Metric Monkey

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samaritan.squirrel said:
I hate my skin showing, so sleeves must be pulled down at all times.
I also use bowls to eat anything, if at all possible.
This.
I also never look anyone in the eye unless they are very meaningful in my life, I can't let anyone see my phone (if I had one >.>) or ipod, I hate large crowds of people, I never accept/respond to compliments because I usually feel they are lies, I find myself thinking people will do things they never will. I can't really think of anything else right now.
 

Charisma

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GrinningManiac said:
Marry You
Engagement
Battle
Waterloo
ABBA
Sweden
IKEA
Chair
Table
Food
Restraunt
Date
Relationship
Marriage
MARRY YOU
MARRY YOU
Marriage
Reception
Punch Bowl
Vodka
Vomit
Hangover


amidoinitrite
 

quiet_samurai

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OCD is fun isn't it?

When I eat a meal that consists of more then one thing on my plate I have to eat them evenly, which usually consists of taking a single bite from each in a rotation.

Or if I eat M&M's or Skittles or something like that I have to put an equal number of them on each side of my mouth when doing so.

When I clean my apt I have to start at the highest point and work my way down to the floor.

If I'm walking across a floor that has a tiled patten, I will not step on the minority colored tiles.

I rehearse conversations before I actually have them, especially if they are important.

I can't stand odd numbers, everything I do that involves numbers like the volume of my radio or TV, setting my alarm clock, stats on a game character, has to be an even number. If for some reason there is an odd number for anything it bothers me.

If something or somethings are sitting idle within my sight they have to follow straight lines or patterns. Like my game controllers and remotes for my stereo and TV all have to be laid out neatly and evenly. Or all the stuff on my desk have to be arranged in file and evenly.

I have so many more I just can't really remember right now.
 

LaughingTarget

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Hypomanic, so I can't sit still.
I have to tap the door handle before opening a door.
I put A-1 Steak Sauce on green beans.
I tend to make jokes about EVERYTHING, even at inappropriate times.
I like it when my clock shows 11:11.
I insist on taking odd bites on the right side of my mouth and even on the left and can't eat anything without taking the same amount of bites on both sides.
I tend to talk too long and like to lecture.
Public speaking doesn't scare me.
I like the anime Naruto.
 

Laura.

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I don't think ist's that odd at all, but I like having the TV on even if I'm not watching it or if I'm at the computer, just to have some background noise.
 

Thimblefoot

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I usually talk to my cat "Ned" if he is in the room with me, and ask him if he wants to play Gears of War 2 and stuff...i am pretty weird...but "Big Ned" as i call him, likes it when i talk to him. I usally say stuff like "Want a game of Gears big man?", or "Your top of the leaderboards in CoD4 aren't you Ned!?"...i have problems.

I also have to check my carpet for any bits of mess before i leave the room...

Also i always look at all my posters before i go to sleep, particularly my map of the U.S poster...

I am weird
 

batuea

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if there are store displays of children toys that move and/or speak and it has a "demo/try me" button, I have to hit every one if I cant get them all to activate at once..... I will hide the spare ones. the Only coins I carry are quarters, I once received a dollar in dimes because the cashier was out of quarters, so I handed them back and told the cashier "I hate dimes they are shifty." and walked out of the store without another word. When listening to songs while driving I have to constantly adjust the bass and treble of the stereo, if I am in a car to where I cant do so, I don't listen to music *even on a 2 hour drive*. every morning I have to "pose" my gundam wing endless waltz models in new poses, and they MUST remain in those poses until next morning. my computers desktop is NOT allowed to have any Icons other than "My Computer" if it does, I have to defrag the registry the hard drive, and scan for viruses. when standing still for more than 1 min, I must swing side to side at a tempo of c minor with out moving my feet, if not allowed too, I will sit down *even if its on the ground* the only books allowed on my book shelf are Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy, and Dirk Gently novels, every other book is in my dresser drawers. I will not have 2 dollar bills in my wallet, if I get one, I ask the cashier's for 2 ones, if they don't have ones, I will ask for quarters. I always have a knife on me when I leave the house, if I don't I will go home immediately and get one. any coins on a table or desk must all be on heads or tails, NO MATTER WHAT!!
 

Daveman

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I bite my nails until they bleed, I tried growing them back but I still look deformed with them long, I'll probably need plastic surgery or something to fix them

also I stick my tongue out a lot, often just completely randomly
 

AnGeL.SLayer

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When I get a new box of crayons, or anything with a lot of colors in it, I have to arrange them in ROY G BIV order or I wont use it. Ive done that since I was around 5.

I feel I should add that pretty much everything in my room is arranged as such, cloths, underwear drawer, pens, game cases, it all has its own place by color.


^_^
 

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Zombie_Fish said:
If I ever put on my shoes, I won't take them off for the rest of the day, even when I'm inside.
From where I'm from you'd be considered very rude (in Singapore and other places in Asia the removal of shoes is mandatory before entering the house). I wouldn't mind but I'm pretty sure everyone else would.

My quirks:

I tend to be unable to finish things unless I'm particularily motivated (so anything that isn't Games, Movies or School work I can't finish). This means I'll never manage to finish a project I've started.

I have my games organized by date of completion from left to right. Then for the games I haven't beaten yet I organize them in the order of games that I want to complete the most on the right.

I rarely ever clean my room or my living area in general but when I do I go on an OCD spree which generally ends up with me completely re-organizing something like my DVD Collection or sorting out the wires behind the TV etc.

I have to eat and drink fast. I finish my meal faster then anyone else and I tend to drink extremely fast as well. Except for some foods, like sweet foods I tend to eat slowly.
 

Hazy

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Cargando said:
I talk to the xbox.

Mostly abuse.
This, but It's not usually talking. More like Grunts and verbal gestures involving my foot and it's motherboard.