What beats a dragon?

[wilted_orchid]

Chuck Norris, duh.

Edit: I do apologise - I only read the first two pages and no one had answered this. I'll go try knock down a cement wall with my forehead now.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

What doesn't beat a dragon. I could point to any number of games, movies and books where the dragon ends up dead because of swords, axes, arrows, bombs, illness, age. Your options are limitless so long as you have reached a certain threshold of badassery.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

A line of Samurai troops set to wait directly in front of your general, if Dragon Force is to be believed.
10 of them can take out almost 100 Dragons all by themselves (generals excepted)!

 

[DanDeFool]

Paper. And if that doesn't work, you can always try scissors and rock.

 

[Simon Hadow]

A Dragon in full armor. Or CHuck Norris, riding a Dragon.

Or a monster Hunter.

 

[Nex-Falx]

You need to find the Rage Hammer, or the Kammerling as the dwarves call it.

... Anyone?

By the way, seeing this forum MADE me register to The Esc. Congrats.

 

[Fraught]

The obvious answer.

 

[Captain Wes]

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dragon_(type)

Only ice or dragon moves if its a pure dragon

 

[open trap]

Lars Ulrich can kick a drogons ass easy.

 

[escapistrules]

another dragon of course.

 

[Crazycat690]

Chuck Norris

 

[Zedzero]

An army of Chunck Norris followers who believe those jokes are still funny. (They won't really win, I just hate them so much)

OT: Dragon-Hydra hybrid?

 

[Iron Mal]

An endless horde of red shirts, sure, many of them will die (in fact, thousands upon thousands will) but eventually the sheer mass of numbers will prove too much.

As I once heard it put, 'Statistically, you will almost certainly die when assaulting a well-maintained fortress with a competent commander. You must strive to make your death useful.' (you can always count on Warhammer 40k for morbidly funny quotes).

 

[whatdoyouthink]

jigglypuff

 

[ejb626]

The combined air forces of every country on Earth should do the trick.

 

[SSoneill]

A race of vampiric snake people

 

[idRhone]

Spock. Spock beats everything. Pat on the back to anyone who knows the reference.

Also, you could try Optimus Prime or the Master Sword. If all else fails, throw a PokeBall. It could be a Charizard!

Big Bang Theory, Sheldin

 

[idRhone]

His mother

 

[Wintermoot]

Chuck Norris

You would be brave enough to bother him at all? Much less on CHRISTMAS?!? I salute your bravery. You will be remembered.

no I dont bother him! he eats Dragons for breakfast so its prettym uch his daily routine