What beats a dragon?

[Supreme Unleaded]

Why Cthulhu of course, why didnt you think that yourself, its so obvios.

I'm not going to even check if ive been ninja'd for this thread is at this moment 10 pages long, im not fishing through that lake.

 

[Soren91]

A Dragoon equipped with his lance of choice, duh.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Ah, I got another. DRAGON AIDS!!! Try to find flaw in that!

The flaw in this is how difficult it would be to convince two dragons to mate. The only better option though would be to contract dragon aids and then have sex with the dragon you're trying to kill. Even then it will be a while before he dies. Also, have you ever tried getting a dragon-broad drunk enough to give it up? It's tough; them bitches can drink.

Yes but AIDs can still be spread by blood, so when you die (because the OP never said he had to live, just kill the dragon) and the dragon continues to consume your body you've just poisned the *****.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

If this is a repeat sorry I dont have the attention span to go through 9 pages.
But to answer your question this sexy son of a *****.

http://www.animedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sword1.jpg

And I thought car sized swords were only possible in JRPG's, now i command you to use that weapon effectivle.

 

[RagingScottsman]

Ah, I got another. DRAGON AIDS!!! Try to find flaw in that!

The flaw in this is how difficult it would be to convince two dragons to mate. The only better option though would be to contract dragon aids and then have sex with the dragon you're trying to kill. Even then it will be a while before he dies. Also, have you ever tried getting a dragon-broad drunk enough to give it up? It's tough; them bitches can drink.

Yes but AIDs can still be spread by blood, so when you die (because the OP never said he had to live, just kill the dragon) and the dragon continues to consume your body you've just poisned the *****.

Touche sir, touche.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Ah, I got another. DRAGON AIDS!!! Try to find flaw in that!

The flaw in this is how difficult it would be to convince two dragons to mate. The only better option though would be to contract dragon aids and then have sex with the dragon you're trying to kill. Even then it will be a while before he dies. Also, have you ever tried getting a dragon-broad drunk enough to give it up? It's tough; them bitches can drink.

Yes but AIDs can still be spread by blood, so when you die (because the OP never said he had to live, just kill the dragon) and the dragon continues to consume your body you've just poisned the *****.

But you're still very much dead and disemboweled. That will sort of ruin your day.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Ah, I got another. DRAGON AIDS!!! Try to find flaw in that!

The flaw in this is how difficult it would be to convince two dragons to mate. The only better option though would be to contract dragon aids and then have sex with the dragon you're trying to kill. Even then it will be a while before he dies. Also, have you ever tried getting a dragon-broad drunk enough to give it up? It's tough; them bitches can drink.

Yes but AIDs can still be spread by blood, so when you die (because the OP never said he had to live, just kill the dragon) and the dragon continues to consume your body you've just poisned the *****.

But you're still very much dead and disemboweled. That will sort of ruin your day.

Well im sorry, but if your dumb enough to NOT use Cthulhu then you deserve to have your day ruined.

 

[Grand_Arcana]

Harry Potter.

Edit: I was ninja'd wasn't I?

 

[bigolbear]

what beats a dragon......?

IDEA 1.
cash for gold.com

post off its hoard and it wont be able to sleep properly thus suffering from delusions, lethargy, muscle spasms and other sleep deprivation issues. Then just tell those loverly folks at cash for gold that the dragon has more gold and there bound to send round the heavies to finish the poor beast off.

Should this fail - you should atleast have a good lightshow and be able to find some way of getting rich of the situation.

IDEA 2.
A beutiful young maiden, duno why but dragons seem to be quite well behaved when they have recently had a beutiful young maiden. The posibilites as to why are as many and varied as the images curently running through my disturbed mind.

 

[theironbat46]

Iron Man. He could just fly through it.

 

[jigs160]

*looks at self*
*nods*
OT:
If you can summon Beuwulf i guess you can beat a dragon.

 

[SageRuffin]

The Grey Wardens of Ferelden.

 

[DaMan1500]

A slightly larger dragon. With nunchucks.

 

[mummy162]

Chuck Norris?

 

[brodie21]

a nuke, or a tank round

 

[SirDerick]

I'd say that a Dragon can be beaten by a Dragon Slayer.

All that needs to be said.

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

Dragon slave obviously
or
GIGA SLAVE

(cookie for the reference)

All like 500 episodes of Slayers.

 

[Bladecatcher]

The Dragon's drunk redneck husband.





...aww, even I thought that was kind of in bad taste...

 

[Turing]

A Hero!