What beats a dragon?

[Denarius]

Ormagoden from Brutal legend, immune to fire, weighs a shit load, scream shatters bone, breathes fire, and is made of fucking metal man!

 

[Denarius]

A Toyota Tacoma

Spoiler

How...what? When...why?

Have to agree.....what the fuck????? just..how? How the hell do you do that?

 

[Alarid]

The Olsen Twins. Honestly, you should watch Robot Chicken sometime you goof?

 

[Booze Zombie]

A dragon-beating device!

 

[Epitome]

I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

What will beat it?

And no it's not THE POWER OF THOR, Saint George, or a phoenix, and Jesus is busy with his birthday...

Bilbo Baggins

 

[gutterball17]

Attack it twice, then move south.
Attack it once, then move south.
Attack it once then move west (into the ice room)
It will see its own reflection, blow fire at it and it will melt the ice.
This will engulf the dragon, defeating it and allowing you to pass through to both the Dragon's Lair and the Lava Room.

Cookie for anyone who can tell me what game this is from?

I wanna say Baldur's Gate 2

Unfortunately no, think older....

Dragon's Lair for the Sega CD? (At least when I played it)

 

[gutterball17]

cancer

 

[spacepope22]

Chuck Norris

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I'd say you throw a pointy cell phone into it's throat. It'll tear itself apart just trying to get the pesky thing out.

That, or hit it with a rock.

 

[TOGSolid]

Select Yoshimo
Lay all the traps you can for the day damn near right on top of the dragon.
Exit the room
Rest
Lay all the traps you can for the day damn near right on top of the dragon.
Exit the room
Rest
Lay all the traps you can for the day damn near right on top of the dragon.
Exit the room
Rest
Lay all the traps you can for the day damn near right on top of the dragon.
Exit the room
Rest
Lay all th/snip/

Shoot the dragon with a magic missle.
Wait for your PC to unfreeze from calculating over a hundred traps going off at once.

Collect the Holy Avenger.

Give it to your Paladin main character or that annoying prat if you can actually tolerate having him around.

Go to the Guarded Compound in the Temple District of the city of Athaktla.

Rape the shit out of everything in their with your newfound greatsword of shitkickery.

Collect the Celestial Fury Katana.

Congratulations, you just killed the dragon and won the game.

 

[elbowlick]

I recommend either a crossbow, over a hundred bolts, and a lot of patience (I recommend putting on a movie while you are shooting it to death) or one of these: http://alieneye.net/pub/berserk/dragonslayer/IMG_2079.jpg
I've tried to former twice with great (agonizing) success, but I can only assume a BFS would be as effective.

 

[Rhowia]

SCIENCE!
If you every played this game.

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/image/339883/we-didnt-playtest-this-at-all

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Select Yoshimo
Lay all the traps you can for the day damn near right on top of the dragon.
Exit the room
Rest
Lay all the traps you can for the day damn near right on top of the dragon.
Exit the room
Rest
Lay all the traps you can for the day damn near right on top of the dragon.
Exit the room
Rest
Lay all the traps you can for the day damn near right on top of the dragon.
Exit the room
Rest
Lay all th/snip/

Shoot the dragon with a magic missle.
Wait for your PC to unfreeze from calculating over a hundred traps going off at once.

Collect the Holy Avenger.

Give it to your Paladin main character or that annoying prat if you can actually tolerate having him around.

Go to the Guarded Compound in the Temple District of the city of Athaktla.

Rape the shit out of everything in their with your newfound greatsword of shitkickery.

Collect the Celestial Fury Katana.

Congratulations, you just killed the dragon and won the game.

See, I did this the lame way because Yoshimo failed to lay more than 1 trap. Really pissed me off, though that is what I get for only upping hide in shadows at level up when it finally gave me skills...

I just talk fought it to death. I only hit on natural 20's with everyone but Minsc... It took awhile.

 

[Pegghead]

Chuck Norris beats a dragon that's what.

 

[Helba1984]

A Space-Time manipulation ray.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

Grey Wardens, you fool.

 

[Ben Jamin]

Guns, lots of guns.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Well, according to pokemon, a dragon beats a dragon ... so does ice ... so maybe an ice-dargon would do the trick.

Alternatively, use arcticuno.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Nukes, lots of nukes!

 

[Lunar Shadow]

Utility spells from 3.5 D&D. Literally dropped a bridge on one using Stoneshape and a gunpowder charge.