What beats a dragon?

[ma55ter_fett]

A bigger dragon, duh.

 

[Geekmaster K]

Spock. Spock beats everything. Pat on the back to anyone who knows the reference.

Also, you could try Optimus Prime or the Master Sword. If all else fails, throw a PokeBall. It could be a Charizard!

Big Bang Theory, Sheldin

I do believe you are correct.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Turn down the difficulty, activate Berserk, take a deep breath, and fight.

 

[Baldry]

Fachism? Communisum? Fat man spoon?

 

[iggyus]

Cthulhu.

/thread

 

[Fightgarr]

I think it speaks something about the creativity of the Escapist forums that given the option to say pretty much anything there are about 5 answers that have been repeated several times a page. Congratulations on small imaginations.

 

[Samcanuck]

Metoers. They killed the dragons cousin's the dinosaurs.

Boom.

 

[Not So Tuesday]

A narwhal

 

[LordWalter]

I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

What will beat it?

And no it's not THE POWER OF THOR, Saint George, or a phoenix, and Jesus is busy with his birthday...

Me.

/end thread.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

An older, stronger dragon armed with a magically infused runeblade and a seriously pissed off attitude.
Obviously...

 

[Bob the Average]

to beat a dragon you must stop suspending your disbelief. in other words CLOSE SCRUTINY.

 

[Hazzaslagga]

Pac-man
unless the dragon can summon almighty coloured ghosts

 

[teijakool]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill would beat it as well.
Or embarassing material about its mother. I invoke rule 34 (http://foxyurl.com/NfO).

 

[Phrog]

Two Dragons.

 

[Beardon65]

Super-mecha-death-christ 2.0.

If not, Gordon Freeman combined with the power of the Gman squad. Nothing like a silent kick-ass scientist and a bunch of loud dirt-stupid men in suits. They could kill 30 dragons, and Cthulhu and the Nihilith. At the same time.

 

[thestickman91]

A bigger dragon.

there you go

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Cmon, ill take you all on, lets do this

*fight music starts playing*

 

[Dommyboy]

The protagonist or a warrior from Dragon Age.

Or, for a more logical answer, Robot Hitler.