What beats a dragon?

[Sethzard]

A gray warden, alucard and Chuck norris

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

*snip*

Or TYRANNOSAURUS IN A F-14
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1hrRU0IQP80/R2k8S2FfKXI/AAAAAAAAASA/Zs0xq8pz4D8/s1600-h/ch931031.gif

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

nothing beats a dragon. They're terrified of it.


a cookie for whoever gets the reference.

 

[Tsuillo]

There's only one thing that can beat a dragon, it's been proven time and time again in all walks of life:

Growing up, getting a job, and moving out of your parents basement.

Or if that doesn't work, getting laid!

 

[cheese_wizington]

By shooting an arrow through it's weak point in it's jewel encrusted body armor.

Cookie for refference.

The Hobbit?
[sub]Please don't kill me if I'm wrong.[/sub]

Dons Simon Skinner voice.

Correct.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PTGPOD/826309~Chocolate-Chip-Cookie-on-White-Background-Posters.jpg

Hmmm... cookie...

Thanks!

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

 

[jackyjack13579]

Obviously 2 dragons.

 

[Dogstile]

Richard of course! He's a warlock and can kill everything!

 

[Ganthrinor]

I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

What will beat it?

And no it's not THE POWER OF THOR, Saint George, or a phoenix, and Jesus is busy with his birthday...

Depends what kind of dragon, because there are dragons, and then there's DRAGONS. I'd generally advise that you duck and cover, while offering unlimited wealth in exchange for your life, or even everlasting servitude.


Failing that, use the Black Arrow on the only exposed patch of skin on the dragon's underbelly, "The Hobbit" style.

 

[hondommond]

Its all quite simple really...All you need is a very attractive FEMALE dragon to take this dragon out on a date...once out the female dragon has to make the dragon fall in love with it...they need to get married and then the female dragon...(which was really you in disguise)just needs to divorce the dragon and take half of its treasure(BONUS) then within the week the dragon will realize that it has nothing to live for then kill himself...

 

[Fictional Crab]

Scissors.

 

[jobobob]

Beowulf and a single soilder obviously, not the CG peice of junk remake, the original story version.

 

[siffty]

a stick may be sharpened

 

[SD-Fiend]

imagination 8D

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

If this is a repeat sorry I dont have the attention span to go through 9 pages.
But to answer your question this sexy son of a *****.

http://www.animedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sword1.jpg

 

[Spiner909]

A power ranger squad!

 

[ZombieMonkey7]

a zombie dragon

then you will end up with two zombie dragons, how will you defeat them
o.t: i would use a lady dragon and have them mate they will then mate like preying mantisis where the girl bites off the head of the other thus one dead dragon and your dragon is pregnant. you shall then have baby dragon minions
epic win

You would end up with 2 zombie dragons, but that's the point because then I could rule the world

 

[DRTJR]

Hydra
the devil himself
Captain falcon

 

[MasterChowmein]

me