What beats a dragon?
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Nope, jesus would be eaten hard by a dragon. He was killed by blood loss and exposure and a single stab with a spear.
Chuck norris would die like a little girl as well.
A Roc (the giant bird type, not the stone type) could possibly beat a dragon.
Giant Mecha could stand against a dragon.
The Replicators (from stargate sg1) could defeat a dragon given enough numbers. His flames would only make them stronger.
According to the game Dragon Force for the sega saturn, Samarai are the best troops to send against dragon troops.
A beholder could defeat a dragon with it's large variety of magical eye attacks.
also, are you one of those close minded people who thinks that all dragons should be green and breath fire? Or do you like ice, acid, lightning and poison gas as possible breath weapons?
Chuck norris would die like a little girl as well.
A Roc (the giant bird type, not the stone type) could possibly beat a dragon.
Giant Mecha could stand against a dragon.
The Replicators (from stargate sg1) could defeat a dragon given enough numbers. His flames would only make them stronger.
According to the game Dragon Force for the sega saturn, Samarai are the best troops to send against dragon troops.
A beholder could defeat a dragon with it's large variety of magical eye attacks.
also, are you one of those close minded people who thinks that all dragons should be green and breath fire? Or do you like ice, acid, lightning and poison gas as possible breath weapons?
The flaw in this is how difficult it would be to convince two dragons to mate. The only better option though would be to contract dragon aids and then have sex with the dragon you're trying to kill. Even then it will be a while before he dies. Also, have you ever tried getting a dragon-broad drunk enough to give it up? It's tough; them bitches can drink.Simon Hadow said:
TALK FIGHT GLITCH!
Yes I have just been playing Baldur's Gate, how did you know?
I actually just beat my first dragon that way today... I messed up the first time and it one shotted me and half my party. XD
Yes I have just been playing Baldur's Gate, how did you know?
I actually just beat my first dragon that way today... I messed up the first time and it one shotted me and half my party. XD
Hmmm gordan freeman flying in an apache helicopter and john conner in an abrahm tank with a rope attached dragging along master chief by the neck
Well, you never said anything about killing a dragon, so all it would take is something where their giant clawed hands wouldn't be able to finely manipulate the game pieces (or controllers). Then I would beat a dragon, at something like Street Fighter 4 or the like. No way am I going head to head, at least not without Lowfyr.
Chuck Norris with a Ditto. The Ditto turns into the dragon to distract it, and then Chuck finishes it off with a roundhouse kick to the back of the neck, causing the dragon's neck to break and the dragon to die.