Or maybe this post is a double bluff (is that the right term?) of sorts, maybe you are a Jedi and this post is just a crazy lie designed to fool usCulixCupric said:
now please excuse me while I adjust my tin foil hat, lol.
What bullshit have you convinced people was true?
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now please excuse me while I adjust my tin foil hat, lol.
In elementary school, I successfully convinced a girl that I was a cannibal and I was going to kill and eat her in her sleep. A bit easy though, seeing as she was a straight D student.
I lie a lot and, though I have convinced people of the stupidest shit, I don't really remember anything (I have a poor memory)
I lie a lot and, though I have convinced people of the stupidest shit, I don't really remember anything (I have a poor memory)
once convinced somebody i was an alien in charge of judging if human's would be good alies in a a war against the telki an alien slaver race
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Me and a group of friends convinced some Londoners we met that us people in Dorset have coal trains, open fires in our rooms, that we'd never been out of Dorset before, that we'd never seen a real black person ever and that we all lived in tiny isolated villages. This and a number of other lies went on for close to an hour before they started to realise it was bullshit 
1. Once during the Halo: REACH beta I managed to convince my teammates that I worked for Bungie. (I don't, I just knew the backstory of the Invasion map and was by far the best player in the match)
2. Not sure if this counts but all of my friends are convinced I'm crazy. Granted I do say some things like, for example, how and when to best enter a school to maximize the bloodshed (it was a discussion about school defenses. [i/]Someone [/i]had to look at it from the attackers viewpoint) and I am a bit... eccentric what with my blood fetish and my way of jumping around emotionally to tease my friends, but aside from that I don't see where the label came from.
2. Not sure if this counts but all of my friends are convinced I'm crazy. Granted I do say some things like, for example, how and when to best enter a school to maximize the bloodshed (it was a discussion about school defenses. [i/]Someone [/i]had to look at it from the attackers viewpoint) and I am a bit... eccentric what with my blood fetish and my way of jumping around emotionally to tease my friends, but aside from that I don't see where the label came from.
Once I was standing outside the indoor pool building where I gave swimming lessons. During that time, an underground cable was being repaired in front of it, so the sidewalk was open and barricades built around it.
I told a kid it was a police line because someone had stolen the sidewalk.
I told a kid it was a police line because someone had stolen the sidewalk.
this man is correct. i have plenty of book smarts and i do stupid stuff daily, like letting thousands of spiders live with me. still didn't find where the black widow went...TestECull said:
btw, the spiders are real. this is one of my stories that isn't BS for anyone who didn't see that thread about if it was possible that my blood could be toxic to spiders. I fall for BS too sometimes.
I was once called to the office at school (to collect my concession card), and when I got back, a friend asked why they wanted me.
I told her they were getting annoyed at me hacking the school computers and had asked me to stop.
After a few seconds, I then told her that I had actually received my card, but she still thought they had told me off for hacking
Another time, there were three red marks in a row on my neck, and Mum asked what had happened. I said "I fell on a fork," and promptly burst out laughing, as it was so ridiculous.
She then exploded and yelled "That's really dangerous! Make sure to never do that again!", and it took me several minutes to recover enough to tell her that I hadn't actually fallen on a fork.
It still makes me giggle whenever I think about it
I told her they were getting annoyed at me hacking the school computers and had asked me to stop.
After a few seconds, I then told her that I had actually received my card, but she still thought they had told me off for hacking
Another time, there were three red marks in a row on my neck, and Mum asked what had happened. I said "I fell on a fork," and promptly burst out laughing, as it was so ridiculous.
She then exploded and yelled "That's really dangerous! Make sure to never do that again!", and it took me several minutes to recover enough to tell her that I hadn't actually fallen on a fork.
It still makes me giggle whenever I think about it
I once convinced a friend of mine when we were at summer that it was dark outside when truthfully its was like 2pm.
It also helped that the counselor overheard what I was saying and starting lighting all the oil lamps.
It also helped that the counselor overheard what I was saying and starting lighting all the oil lamps.
A lot of stuff, but the biggest one that comes to mind is convincing someone that the English were initially on the same side as the Nazis in WWII and the reason we own Hawaii is that it was an English colony and we liberated it, causing the British to surrender and change sides. This individual was English as well. I mean granted I only convinced them to the point where they looked it up to see if it was true, but still. Apparently their educational system doesn't like to brag about WWII enough to teach it 6 times like ours does.
I convinced a straight friend that oral sex was just masturbation to engage in the activity. I enjoyed the result at least
Anytime i get the impression that people I know don't get my references, I use that to screw with them.
For example, depending on who you ask:
*I know Doogie Howser, M.D. and he's a real bro.
*I have a writing credit on "Heroes", as part of an essay contest.
*Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" is a canon origin story.
*I was in a band before our lead singer left because of his new girlfriend.
For example, depending on who you ask:
*I know Doogie Howser, M.D. and he's a real bro.
*I have a writing credit on "Heroes", as part of an essay contest.
*Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" is a canon origin story.
*I was in a band before our lead singer left because of his new girlfriend.
Freshmen year in High School I had a kid convinced I follow Greek mythology as a religion. It was great, I prayed to Athena before we took a test once. Another time while it was raining I yelled at Zeus.
Are the people you are with as dense as graphite? Vampires in the way movies show cannot physically exist. Mind reading is not real but chance and estimation, while reading emotion and body language, is. Magic is not real but a form of illusion and trickery of the mind and elves are fantasy most famously portrayed by tolkien.CulixCupric said:
Wow, not really a very bright bunch - nothing like tricking them into thinking you escaped a kidnapper at a young age by jumping over a river, or you're a half brother to one of your friends - these are quite lame though.