What Celebrity Would You Chose To Rule The World?

[katie monsterxRAWR]

Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Ray Toro and Bob Bryar. As a team.
Not only would they bring world peace and acceptance, but they would do so by making geekdom mandatory and have it be taught in school. If people refuse then they shall be shipped off to the 'non geek' part of the world, which will be the state of Utah. If the people don't go insane from the tortue of bordom then they will be accepted back into society once they admit that there is nothing better than a good comic.

Ah nice to see that MCR would rule us like Nazi overlords , oh sorry but you are not one of us time for you to be taken away to the death camps what was that individualism screw that you conform to my image or its off to the re-education camps.

Anyway rant over my vote goes for Jack Nicholson

It was a joke, obviously. This whole topic is somewhat of a joke XD.

Why Jack Nicholson? He wouldn't rule us like a tyranical overloard? EXPLAIN!

{Oh, I put MCR just because they are cool dudes. If they really put people in death camps I might change my opinion of them. {which I never mentioned, I meant an area in the world [Utah] where people who didn't like comic books were free to live and do whateverbut not leave that specific area and soon they would die of bordom or become insane because there would be nothing geek related which means almost no television shows and no cartoons. If they want to come back they can, all they have to do is like comics. Its extreme, yes. But I was on a major sugar high}

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

If anyone tried to assassinate him god would cause all the bullets to miss. Also he's pretty good at introducing people

I am tired of all these motha fucking problems on this motha fucking earth!

All problems would be solved.

exactly!

I was ganna put chuck norris down but your views have changed my mind, Samuel L. Fucking Jackson it is!

Well, he is sort of like the black Chuck Norris. Or perhaps Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

the chicken and the egg eh?

hmmm, the chicken and the egg? Well watch doomsday arcade episode 12 and you'll solve the mystery of the chicken and the egg. But, if Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson. Who'd win in a fight? I guess no one would be able to see the end because as soon as they step into the same room everyone's brains will instantly explode from awesomeness. We'll never know :'(

That's why we set up a camera and charge people to watch the film

That seems correct, but I still haven't seen a movie where they fight it out. When is it coming?

It's coming as soon as we right some letters making both the Chuck and Samuel L. F.ing Jackson think the other one is sleeping with their wives. Then we somehow figure out where they're gonna fight to the death over it (which, trust me, they WILL do). Then we put a camera there and wait till the fight is over to retrieve the film. We'll be millionairs.

Unless the awesome kills the camera- then we're out $400. Seems worth the risk to me

I like your style, we are about to become millionaires, but remember, don't put a return address on the letter or they might un-cover our plan and rock up at your house to beat the shit out of you, of course you'd die before they got 100 metres from your house, but that's besides the point. Also, lets put all the earnings into my bank account for safe keeping, you know... for various reasons *shifty eyes*

I think the money should stay with my friend Manaman until we figure out a better way to launder it. Me and him have plans to build a colloseum to host duels in anyway- we could just use it to play the film of this duel

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

If anyone tried to assassinate him god would cause all the bullets to miss. Also he's pretty good at introducing people

This, 1000 times this. "English, ************, do you speak it?" "No, I'm Chinese".

say "what" one more time, I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you mother fucker!

Great movie

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Ghandi.

Need I explain?

Aggreed.

 

[Jurassic Rob]

Stephen Fry. He's extremely intelligent, forward thinking, and a big hero of mine.

Plus how good would his public addresses be!?

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Let us not forget...

Harrison Ford.

 

[Gerazzi]

MaxTheReaper...
well, he's sort of a celebrity...
okay fine, I'll be good...

Fidel Castro

 

[molester jester]

Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Ray Toro and Bob Bryar. As a team.
Not only would they bring world peace and acceptance, but they would do so by making geekdom mandatory and have it be taught in school. If people refuse then they shall be shipped off to the 'non geek' part of the world, which will be the state of Utah. If the people don't go insane from the tortue of bordom then they will be accepted back into society once they admit that there is nothing better than a good comic.

Ah nice to see that MCR would rule us like Nazi overlords , oh sorry but you are not one of us time for you to be taken away to the death camps what was that individualism screw that you conform to my image or its off to the re-education camps.

Anyway rant over my vote goes for Jack Nicholson

It was a joke, obviously. This whole topic is somewhat of a joke XD.

Why Jack Nicholson? He wouldn't rule us like a tyranical overloard? EXPLAIN!

{Oh, I put MCR just because they are cool dudes. If they really put people in death camps I might change my opinion of them. {which I never mentioned, I meant an area in the world [Utah] where people who didn't like comic books were free to live and do whateverbut not leave that specific area and soon they would die of bordom or become insane because there would be nothing geek related which means almost no television shows and no cartoons. If they want to come back they can, all they have to do is like comics. Its extreme, yes. But I was on a major sugar high}

Ah well Jack Nicholson would rule with a iron fist but he would do so with such sheer overpowering charisma and a certain suave style that i would find it hard to care about the military forces goosestepping up and down every street in the world. And i actually agree with you about the comic thing i just like to argue.

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

If anyone tried to assassinate him god would cause all the bullets to miss. Also he's pretty good at introducing people

I am tired of all these motha fucking problems on this motha fucking earth!

All problems would be solved.

I REALLY have to jump on the bandwagon here. Sammy Jack is what the world needs today. Either him or, for completely opposite reasons, Flavor Flav.

exactly!

 

[ArcWelder92]

Joss Whedon. At least we know all of his speeches would be funny. And he would always hire a talented crew unlike most politicians...

But just as his first term is ending, when he's truly at the peak of his presidency and we all are dying to see how he finally ends world hunger and establishes world peace, he would be removed from office because he only appealed to a "small target demographic."

Satire!

 

[MClardizzle]

Jack Black cuz well shit he is funny he can sing and he has a cool lil gotee.

 

[TheScarecrow]

Any of these:

Liam Neeson.
Ian McKellen.
Christopher Lee.
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Meryl Streep. What? Haven't seen "The Manchurian Candidate" in a while? Shame on you! Besides any time someone pisses her off, she can just flash them a la "Silkwood".

 

[Perryman93]

Stephen Fry. You all know this is the correct answer.

I have to agree, i was just going to post that but i was beaten to it, he is obviously the best choice

 

[Total LOLige]

Abe Lincoln although we would need to bring him back to life

 

[sentrosi]

Ron Perlman. Why? Cause he can!

 

[historybuff]

Harrison Ford and Jack Nicholson.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Stephen Fry, because he's so damn clever and funny.

 

[ThePhobicMan]

Megan Fox. She'd make everything interesting *wink wink*.

 

[Sethzard]

Stephen Lynch, he's funny, he's edgy and he's awesome.