What country makes the best ninjas?

[Cabisco]

None can beat the unholy alliance of United Kingdom and Ireland Ninjas, which appears to be short for UKIN, which sounds like a weird ninja weapon.

Can your ninjas perform the deadly 300m crumpet assassination?
Can your ninjas perform the Shards of broken whisky bottle throwing stars trick?
Can your ninjas own one quarter of the world with simply 2 ninjas and a bicycle? (it's common to know within British isles that the empire was run by ninjas)

Also can your countries peform the geographic mind fuck ninja move? (This involves england and ireland ramming into wales at the same time, sending it flying into the air much like a ninja to land on the unsuspecting country/victim.)

 

[Snork Maiden]

[sub]Which also lead to Yaoi which I will not show you because I am not evil [/sub]

But Yaoi is incredible!

Ergo I think we can all agree that Japan is the clear frontrunner here.

 

[Cherry Cola]

[sub]Which also lead to Yaoi which I will not show you because I am not evil [/sub]

But Yaoi is incredible!

Ergo I think we can all agree that Japan is the clear frontrunner here.

Incredibly damaging to the sane mind!

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Russia.

Spoiler: snip

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0807/spetsnaz-ninja-gun-spetsnaz-russian-demotivational-poster-1215518228.jpg

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j60/Thraxsher_Blizzy/Spetsnaz2.jpg

Spoiler: They even do it in games!

None can beat the unholy alliance of United Kingdom and Ireland Ninjas, which appears to be short for UKIN, which sounds like a weird ninja weapon.

Can your ninjas perform the deadly 300m crumpet assassination?
Can your ninjas perform the Shards of broken whisky bottle throwing stars trick?
Can your ninjas own one quarter of the world with simply 2 ninjas and a bicycle? (it's common to know within British isles that the empire was run by ninjas)

Also can your countries peform the geographic mind fuck ninja move? (This involves england and ireland ramming into wales at the same time, sending it flying into the air much like a ninja to land on the unsuspecting country/victim.)

Don't forget the Welsh have these.

Spoiler: *secret weapon*

 

[sokka14]

france.

the speed at which they surrender is frightening.

 

[Snork Maiden]

[sub]Which also lead to Yaoi which I will not show you because I am not evil [/sub]

But Yaoi is incredible!

Ergo I think we can all agree that Japan is the clear frontrunner here.

Incredibly damaging to the sane mind!

Oooh you clearly have no taste

 

[Beatrix]

Space.

Space Ninjas are awesome, better than any country's ninjas.

 

[CerealKiller]

Japan.

 

[reyttm4]

So by the looks of it we're not going for genuine ninjas in this thread, just the representation?

 

[Sir Kemper]

Canada, obviously, we make such good ninja's that you don't even know they exist.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Well since ninjas come from Japan so they win by default. If ninjas are the best stealth assassins is another question entirely.

Edit:

Obviously what ever country Parkour originated in.

Leave it to the French to perfect the art of running away.

ZING! Nice call

OT: The Hungarians

Why?

Think of all the assassinations in the world, then think of ANY occasion where the evidence has led the authorities to a Hungarian Ninja

See? They're THAT good!

 

[Deviltongue]

There was a guy who knew where the best ninjas came from... "Was" being the key word.

 

[Ariosona]

Britain obviously, our ninjas are so good no one even knows we have them.

 

[Ariosona]

British Ninjas are the best, oh you've never heard of British Ninjas....thats how good they are.

Dude i totally just wrote exactly the same as you, then read everyone else replies and was like 'whaaatt' when i read yours.
Great minds do certainly think alike.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I'm glad that some people notice British Ninjas.... or don't notice them, because they're that good.
They could kill you right now if they wanted to.... but they don't, so you're safe... for now.

 

[Daverson]

Lichtenstein.

This country has such great ninjas, most people don't even know Lichtenstein exists... until it's too late! D=