What criminal organization would you like to be in?

[traceur_]

The Runners from Mirrors Edge.

I like the idea of delivering vital information over the rooftops in secrecy, relying on my agility to keep me alive, slipping underneath the eyes of a corrupt goverment. It sounds very exhilarating.

 

[T5seconds]

Well I'd love to be in the old 40's-50's style Italian Mafia.

I second this. Extortion, awsome accents, a backround trumpet...Whats not to like?

Thirded.

Or just be like John Dilinger and go on a massive tear through the country back in the day before instant communication and video cameras.

Forthed???

Ah fuck it who wouldn't want the money the power the respect...
And don't forget The Family
Make somthing of my self ya know...
We are not gangsters... You know us as.... Mafiosos

That or work for Agent 47... That would also be badass

 

[Jeyal]

Congress.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Project Mayhem, in Fight Club.

 

[Syndef]

The local black market. Can you imagine all the cool (and illegal) stuff I can get my hands on?

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Irish Mafia. Like the Italian Mafia, but more beer and whiskey... and leprechauns... and some cake...

Make it the Celtic Mafia, that way we can have redheads, bagpipes, leprechauns, whiskey, and, well, more whiskey.

 

[tirone231]

I'd be a head member of the catholic church, but without the moral obligations...seriously though, I'd want to ride with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Sure I'd die quickly, but at least I'd be in an awesome movie.

 

[FROGGEman2]

KKK The Assassins

Just...

I do quite like the sound of them. And in modern days?
Freerunning only gets better when urban areas are involved.

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...awesome.

 

[Vlane]

I do quite like the sound of them. And in modern days?
Freerunning only gets better when urban areas are involved.

Alternatively...

"What is the color of night?"​

"Sanguine, my brother"

Damn, ninja'd.

But yeah it would like to be in that too even though it's not real.

 

[Chechosaurus]

Canary Wharf... biggest bunch of crooks in the country.

EDIT:

Dark Brotherhood would also be fine.

You'd like to live in a haunted sewer with a bunch of second rate assassins?

 

[BulletMoaf]

The one who was criminal simply because we we're so awesome that all the governments of the world agreed on outlawing us. yeah, that'd be sweet ;D

And we'd use magical zombies for henchmen, and zerg watchdogs...

And mechas too, you gotta have those. Built in an alternate dimension...

Whut? cant have an all THAT imaginary organization ?
Well fine, guess ill just settle with the first line then. thats currently possible, at least.

 

[Zorg Machine]

organization XIII

 

[UpcountryGecko]

Team Rocket as they need someone to teach them how to be an evil organization. Seriously in every pokemon game I've played I have seen one gun.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Jewish Mafia, based out of New York.

They don't still exist, do they? recommend you watch Once Upon A Time In America, great film.

OT: None, I loathe the romanticization of organised crime, past or present.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

BLU obviously. Or I would hang out with jesus.