What criminal organization would you like to be in?

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FallenJellyDoughnut

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Ursus Astrorum said:


I do quite like the sound of them. And in modern days?
Freerunning only gets better when urban areas are involved.

Alternatively...

"What is the color of night?"
Sanguine my brother.
 

RufusMcLaser

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Well, as much as I'd like to work for Hagbard Celine, his group just doesn't cut it in the spiffy uniforms department. So I'm going with the A.I.M. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Idea_Mechanics] unless someone has a number for the folks that run The Village.

aebonhawk said:
"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" Evil cult all the way
Ia ia cthulhu ftagn!
 

Captain Blackout

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I'm already in one. I'd say more but I'm not that stupid. In all seriousness, I belong to an organization that deals in crime from time to time.
I wonder how long before I hear from the cops now?
 

AxelMiller

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The Yakuza for sure. (Is that how you spell it?). Either that or going back in time to talk with The Godfather or Al Capone.
 

GloatingSwine

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Vredesbyrd67 said:
I would join The Brotherhood from Saint's Row 2. Then I'd murder Maero in his sleep, kill his bitchy girlfriend while she was awake, assume leadership of the gang, and use my magical space telekenesis powers to quell any insubordination that may arise within the ranks of my newly-acquired horde of nameless tattooed pawns.
The Brotherhood were shit. The Ronin were poser wannabes. The only one of the loser gangs with any style was the Sons of Samedi.

However, the place to be in Stillwater is with the 3rd Street Saints.

On the other hand, the finest criminal organisation must be the Vongola mafia family. I mean you get superpowers and mad weapons in boxes, what's not to like?
 

ChromeAlchemist

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The Austin said:
ElephantGuts said:
Jewish Mafia, based out of New York.

.............You have no idea how unintimidating that sounds.
You'd be surprised. The closest representation there is though is probably Lucky Number Slevin. Trust me, you don't fuck with the Jews. Ever. 2000 years of taking it on the chin and now they're pissed.

Lessee...Not the Yakuza, failure means death. Not the Sicilian mafia, failure or defection means the death of my family and friends. Hmmm...

Yardies? The Dead Rabbits?
 

Simalacrum

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I think it would be a laugh if I had a group of gangsta's under my control (like, the butch burly types that always say "innit blood", essentially chavs that actually have muscle as well as talk), simply because I'm a posh snobby Brit, making me the polar opposite of such people :p
 

Malkavian

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The Guild of Calamitous Intent. They have good healthcare plans.

Or just for pure fun: HAIL HYDRA!
 

Horizontalvertigo

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Well, I'm torn between the Yakuza and the Irish Mob, cause I'm half Japanese and half Irish. But yea, just for pure tattooed awesome, I'd go the Yakuza, the Irish mobs have seemed to have fallen into a decline from the old days.
 

Quaxar

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I'd probably settle for beeing a freelancing assassin or stuff. Good money for little work... doesn't sound too bad^^